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Tight Pants Quotes By Christopher Rice: Your skin looks like margarine, and your pants

Your skin looks like margarine, and your pants are so tight I feel like congratulating the blood that can get to your ass. — Christopher Rice

Tight Pants Quotes By Erosa Knowles: Reality was a bitch, but it cleaned away

Reality was a bitch, but it cleaned away the fog so you could see the bullshit. — Erosa Knowles

Tight Pants Quotes By Warren Miller: When I started skiing my pants were baggy

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight
Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight. — Warren Miller

Tight Pants Quotes By Cory Doctorow: The idea that bigger haystacks have more needles

The idea that bigger haystacks have more needles in them is dumb on its face — Cory Doctorow

Tight Pants Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: That the most honorable thing in life is

That the most honorable thing in life is not to live it selfishly, but to take risks for those we love. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Tight Pants Quotes By Donatella Versace: My style is not that big. I wear

My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds. — Donatella Versace

Tight Pants Quotes By Allie K. Adams: Just watching her made him too tense, his

Just watching her made him too tense, his pants too tight. Dear God, was she even wearing a bra? — Allie K. Adams

Tight Pants Quotes By Aline Ohanesian: There, in the spaces between darkness and light,

There, in the spaces between darkness and light, a sadness hangs in the air, invisible to the human eye yet heavy on the heart. — Aline Ohanesian

Tight Pants Quotes By Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni: Loving someone so deeply was dangerous. It made

Loving someone so deeply was dangerous. It made you too vulnerable. — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

Tight Pants Quotes By George Harrison: I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. — George Harrison

Tight Pants Quotes By Robert Conrad: Oh, that character was light years away from

Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked. — Robert Conrad

Tight Pants Quotes By Lisi Harrison: Besides, taking a chance on romance is a

Besides, taking a chance on romance is a dance in tight pants. It's risky but frisky. But make the right move and your in the groove. — Lisi Harrison

Tight Pants Quotes By LeBron James: I make impact plays. I make game-changing plays.

I make impact plays. I make game-changing plays. — LeBron James

Tight Pants Quotes By Benny Hill: Those hot pants of hers were so damned

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. — Benny Hill

Tight Pants Quotes By Lindsey Vonn: Medals are decided by hundredths of a second,

Medals are decided by hundredths of a second, so I need assurance that my vision is perfect every time I compete, no matter what the conditions. — Lindsey Vonn

Tight Pants Quotes By Carolyn Hart: Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in

Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants. — Carolyn Hart

Tight Pants Quotes By Jessica Sorensen: Seth frowns disappointedly. Yeah, but Kayden wears those

Seth frowns disappointedly. Yeah, but Kayden wears those super tight pants when he plays football, which is pretty much the same as tights. — Jessica Sorensen

Tight Pants Quotes By Chandler Parsons: I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida,

I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants. — Chandler Parsons

Tight Pants Quotes By Denis Leary: I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle

I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one. — Denis Leary

Tight Pants Quotes By Jack Womack: Her pants were so tight that if you

Her pants were so tight that if you cut her she wouldn't bleed — Jack Womack

Tight Pants Quotes By Paul Dano: I don't like tight pants on guys.

I don't like tight pants on guys. — Paul Dano

Tight Pants Quotes By Franz Grillparzer: A cure by regression is homeopathic, like healing

A cure by regression is homeopathic, like healing the damage done by ministers and ignorance with stupidity and Jesuits. — Franz Grillparzer

Tight Pants Quotes By Robin Williams: Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. — Robin Williams

Tight Pants Quotes By Diane Kruger: I don't obsess about my weight. I just

I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight. — Diane Kruger

Tight Pants Quotes By Susan Juby: I knew he'd get left behind when the

I knew he'd get left behind when the Rapture came due to his swearing and probably also for having long hair and tight pants. — Susan Juby

Tight Pants Quotes By Marcel Proust: Everything great in the world is done by

Everything great in the world is done by neurotics; they alone founded our religions and created our masterpieces. — Marcel Proust

Tight Pants Quotes By Zsa Zsa Gabor: I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Tight Pants Quotes By Seth Green: You don't wear pants that tight unless you

You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls. — Seth Green

Tight Pants Quotes By George MacDonald: Now and then, when I look round on

Now and then, when I look round on my books, they seem to waver as if a wind rippled their solid mass, and another world were about to break through. — George MacDonald

Tight Pants Quotes By David Letterman: Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants. — David Letterman

Tight Pants Quotes By Leif Garrett: There are certain things people always bring up

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were. — Leif Garrett

Tight Pants Quotes By Rachel Van Dyken: Putting your hair in a bun is like

Putting your hair in a bun is like wearing tight pants on Thanksgiving. Eventually the stuffing's gonna pop right on out. — Rachel Van Dyken

Tight Pants Quotes By Anne Bishop: When a man wears his pants that tight,

When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper. — Anne Bishop

Tight Pants Quotes By Queen Latifah: I am a strong woman with or without

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants. — Queen Latifah

Tight Pants Quotes By Melissa De La Cruz: Nat who is nothing like a gnat. I

Nat who is nothing like a gnat. I can promise you that. — Melissa De La Cruz

Tight Pants Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: The key to every human heart is love.

The key to every human heart is love. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Tight Pants Quotes By Mark Twain: Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

Tight pants are just uncomfortable. — Mark Twain

Tight Pants Quotes By Brian Eno: I've got nothing against records - I've spent

I've got nothing against records - I've spent my life making them - but they are a kind of historical blip. — Brian Eno