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Your skin looks like margarine, and your pants are so tight I feel like congratulating the blood that can get to your ass. — Christopher Rice

Reality was a bitch, but it cleaned away the fog so you could see the bullshit. — Erosa Knowles

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight
Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight. — Warren Miller

The idea that bigger haystacks have more needles in them is dumb on its face — Cory Doctorow

That the most honorable thing in life is not to live it selfishly, but to take risks for those we love. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds. — Donatella Versace

Just watching her made him too tense, his pants too tight. Dear God, was she even wearing a bra? — Allie K. Adams

There, in the spaces between darkness and light, a sadness hangs in the air, invisible to the human eye yet heavy on the heart. — Aline Ohanesian

Loving someone so deeply was dangerous. It made you too vulnerable. — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. — George Harrison

Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked. — Robert Conrad

Besides, taking a chance on romance is a dance in tight pants. It's risky but frisky. But make the right move and your in the groove. — Lisi Harrison

I make impact plays. I make game-changing plays. — LeBron James

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. — Benny Hill

Medals are decided by hundredths of a second, so I need assurance that my vision is perfect every time I compete, no matter what the conditions. — Lindsey Vonn

Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants. — Carolyn Hart

Seth frowns disappointedly. Yeah, but Kayden wears those super tight pants when he plays football, which is pretty much the same as tights. — Jessica Sorensen

I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants. — Chandler Parsons

I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one. — Denis Leary

Her pants were so tight that if you cut her she wouldn't bleed — Jack Womack

I don't like tight pants on guys. — Paul Dano

A cure by regression is homeopathic, like healing the damage done by ministers and ignorance with stupidity and Jesuits. — Franz Grillparzer

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. — Robin Williams

I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight. — Diane Kruger

I knew he'd get left behind when the Rapture came due to his swearing and probably also for having long hair and tight pants. — Susan Juby

Everything great in the world is done by neurotics; they alone founded our religions and created our masterpieces. — Marcel Proust

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls. — Seth Green

Now and then, when I look round on my books, they seem to waver as if a wind rippled their solid mass, and another world were about to break through. — George MacDonald

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants. — David Letterman

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were. — Leif Garrett

Putting your hair in a bun is like wearing tight pants on Thanksgiving. Eventually the stuffing's gonna pop right on out. — Rachel Van Dyken

When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper. — Anne Bishop

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants. — Queen Latifah

Nat who is nothing like a gnat. I can promise you that. — Melissa De La Cruz

The key to every human heart is love. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Tight pants are just uncomfortable. — Mark Twain

I've got nothing against records - I've spent my life making them - but they are a kind of historical blip. — Brian Eno