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Jim Cummings, Whoopie Goldberg & Cheech Marin make up this famous Disney threesome. — Alex Trebek

We had a threesome
You, me and my depression
Depression fucks hard — Benedict Smith

One of these days, Leo, you're going to end up in a crazy-ass threesome, and I'm going to laugh. I'm going to sit back and laugh. — Sophie Oak

I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome? — Frankie Boyle

It is much easier to find fault with others, than to be faultless ourselves. — Samuel Richardson

It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man. — Heinrich Heine

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. — Bobby Heenan

And what do they even call this? It's not a threesome, or a love triangle. It's a two-and-a-half-some, an affection dihedron. — N.K. Jemisin

I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile. — Will Advise

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome. — Adam Carolla

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more? — Dov Davidoff

Happiness in marriage comes from taking part in a threesome: you, your intimate partner, and God. — Nityananda Das

I really do feel like I'm in better shape and look better now - even after having three kids - than I did before. — Candace Cameron Bure

A love triangle is a threesome delayed. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1 — Josh Stern

There was no plot ... and I discovered it by mistake. — Umberto Eco

What is the meaning of having more than one wife when threesome is not allowed? — M.F. Moonzajer

Groan and forget it. — Jessamyn West

I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome. — Bo Burnham

Now," he murmured huskily into my ear, licking the skin below my lobe. I shivered. "It's your turn."
"Tease. — Shaye Evans

What about Beck?"
"Backwoods Boy? Are you crazy? It'd be a threesome - me, him and his overbearing ego. Definitely doomed to failure. — Jana Oliver

Personally, I've felt inexplicably happy seeing my husband treated affectionately and adoringly by another. — Victoria Vantoch

If you're like most of us, your mama didn't teach you that threesomes were wholesome. — Victoria Vantoch

Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a part of. Nobody's having sex and someone is yelling. I'm out of here. — James Van Der Beek

Well, I'd have more zing with George Clooney and Harrison Ford in a threesome, but neither of us are going to get that wish. — Nora Roberts

A threesome with a mother and her two twins. — Jeremy Shockey

Now, I have to decide what I want to do, because I don't think that they're down for a threesome. — K.A. Linde

Dear Lord, thank you for introducing me to my two favorite men in the world ... Ben and Jerry. I hope you aren't offended by this threesome. — Sawyer Bennett

Just because I know what I want doesn't mean I can have it, — Brit M.

Her head fell forward, her small nose hid itself in the collar of her dressing gown and at last she fell asleep. — Simon Mason

I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody. — Felipe Esparza

Self-love is the starting point for everything. — Susan L. Taylor

My bond with Luc and Anders is holy," I said. "It's just, y'know, holy in a gay threesome sort of way. — Nathan Burgoine

Couples seducing a third will find it's much easier to get a three-way started if the woman takes the lead. — Victoria Vantoch