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If at first you don't succeed, keep on succin' till you do succeed. — Curly Howard

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive. — Curly Howard

The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children — Gorilla Monsoon

Curly: Wait a minute! Y'know I'm temperamental.
Moe: Ya, 95 percent temper,5 percent mental — The Three Stooges

Everyone I know who skis is dead. — Will Ferrell

Government by three men in a room has turned New York State into a national symbol of governmental dysfunction. Enough is enough! — Michael Bloomberg

I've got to say, I've probably seen a lot more of the Three Stooges than of the Marx Brothers. — Spike Jonze

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long. — Paula Poundstone

As much as I love Antonioni films, I love the Three Stooges. — Joe Carnahan

I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy! — Curly Howard

Men's actions are too strong for them. Show me a man who has acted, and who has not been the victim and slave of his action. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most dangerous physicians are those born actors who imitate born physicians with a perfectly deceptive guile. — Friedrich Nietzsche

School will bring you more success than marriage. — Nnedi Okorafor

I'm like the fucking Three Stooges of espionage. All three of 'em. All rolled into one! — Abigail Roux

Men of action usually win - that is one of their distinctive features. — Napoleon Hill

I'm trying to think, but nothing happens! — The Three Stooges

I ain't interested in the truth. I'm interested in the way things should be. — Sherman Alexie

You're not related to the Three Stooges are you? 'Cause I could swear this escape scene is one of theirs." ~ Jim — Katie MacAlister

May you realise who the "cosmos flowers" in your life are and learn to love, appreciate and notice them more often. — Jennifer Rossouw

I look out over my life and see a million question marks with only a few definitive exclamation points. I'm living for the next exclamation. — Christy Hall

There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink ... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard

Don't you dare hit me in the head ... you know I'm not normal. — Curly Howard

key linguistic concepts and theories related to Arabic in a coherent way, — Karin C. Ryding

Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged. — Erma Bombeck

What else don't women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally. — Julie Klausner

If you absolutely had to have sex with one of the Three Stooges, who would it be? — Douglas Carter Beane

Why I oughta ... — The Three Stooges

Every time you think you weaken the nation. — Moe Howard

Not a giggle, Hodges thought, but a titter. Given that her husband was dead, he supposed you could even call it a widder-titter. — Stephen King

I began in radio in 1997 on a radio show hosted by a now very famous comic, Jamel Debbouze. I would fake call listeners. — Omar Sy