Three Stooges Quotes
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Three Stooges Quotes & Sayings
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The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children
— Gorilla Monsoon
Curly: Wait a minute! Y'know I'm temperamental.Moe: Ya, 95 percent temper,5 percent mental — The Three Stooges
Everyone I know who skis is dead.
— Will Ferrell
Government by three men in a room has turned New York State into a national symbol of governmental dysfunction. Enough is enough!
— Michael Bloomberg
I've got to say, I've probably seen a lot more of the Three Stooges than of the Marx Brothers.
— Spike Jonze
I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.
— Paula Poundstone
As much as I love Antonioni films, I love the Three Stooges.
— Joe Carnahan
I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!
— Curly Howard
Men's actions are too strong for them. Show me a man who has acted, and who has not been the victim and slave of his action.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
The most dangerous physicians are those born actors who imitate born physicians with a perfectly deceptive guile.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
School will bring you more success than marriage.
— Nnedi Okorafor
I'm like the fucking Three Stooges of espionage. All three of 'em. All rolled into one!
— Abigail Roux
I'm trying to think, but nothing happens!
— The Three Stooges
You're not related to the Three Stooges are you? 'Cause I could swear this escape scene is one of theirs." ~ Jim
— Katie MacAlister
May you realise who the "cosmos flowers" in your life are and learn to love, appreciate and notice them more often.
— Jennifer Rossouw
There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink ... but I can't think of one right now.
— Shemp Howard
Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.
— Erma Bombeck
What else don't women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.
— Julie Klausner
If you absolutely had to have sex with one of the Three Stooges, who would it be?
— Douglas Carter Beane
Why I oughta ...
— The Three Stooges
Every time you think you weaken the nation.
— Moe Howard
Not a giggle, Hodges thought, but a titter. Given that her husband was dead, he supposed you could even call it a widder-titter.
— Stephen King
