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I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I had my first cigarette when I was five," he says, making rings of smoke. "With my mother.
— Steen Langstrup
I can't say that I fully relate to things that I play. Sometimes it's nice to spend half the day crying; then you don't have to do it in real life.
— Taissa Farmiga
Service without humility is selfishness and egotism.
— Mahatma Gandhi
I actually feel about 15 percent peaceful, which is a huge improvement over my normal 5 percent.
— Kirstin Cronn-Mills
Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ...
— E.A. Bucchianeri
I don't think I've gotten any smarter, but your reflexes slow down before you do something stupid when you're older.
— Kris Kristofferson
