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Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Jodi Picoult: If I tell you another seven hundred times,

If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when you put them in the hamper, eh? — Jodi Picoult

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning!

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" — Mitch Hedberg

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By China Mieville: That's what gets converts these days," Baron said.

That's what gets converts these days," Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon. — China Mieville

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Damian Barr: I am a gay writer, but I am

I am a gay writer, but I am also a Scottish writer and some days a lazy writer, or a funny writer. Being gay is just a part of who I am. — Damian Barr

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Connor Franta: It's funny reading about how I behaved in

It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all. — Connor Franta

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Billy Connolly: I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning ... That can keep me awake for days.. — Billy Connolly

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Charlie Sheen: I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill. — Charlie Sheen

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Chic Murray: My wife went to a beauty parlor and

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Helen Levitt: A lot of my early pictures are, I

A lot of my early pictures are, I think, quite funny. And these days I tend to look for comedy more and more. — Helen Levitt

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Erin McCahan: Are there days when you find life terribly

Are there days when you find life terribly confusing?

Only when I have a girlfriend. — Erin McCahan

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Sara Sheridan: Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup

Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup of tea?'
In the old days she'd have been 'miss' and he'd have offered her a cocktail. — Sara Sheridan

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By George Burns: In those days the best painkiller was ice;

In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. — George Burns

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Spike Milligan: Never return to a doctor whose office plants

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. — Spike Milligan

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Divorce runs high these days, but I'm an

Divorce runs high these days, but I'm an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular. — Bauvard

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By E.B. White: It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a

It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months. — E.B. White

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Johnny Moscato: I just looked at the calendar and realized-

I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered — Johnny Moscato

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Spuds Crawford: I must be very complex, judging by the

I must be very complex, judging by the number of days determined to define me. — Spuds Crawford

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Natsuki Takaya: Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like

Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days
Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before — Natsuki Takaya

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Chris Higgins: Funny how days are like that. Some days

Funny how days are like that. Some days start off rubbish and get worse as they go on, others start well and get better. — Chris Higgins

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Salma Hayek: I'm saving my sick days for when I'm

I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better. — Salma Hayek

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By W.C. Fields: After two days in the hospital, I turn

After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse. — W.C. Fields

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Tionne Rogers: I survived a divorce, no children and come

I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back. — Tionne Rogers

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Jaleigh Johnson: Normally, she would never wish a head injury

Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier. — Jaleigh Johnson

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Robert Orben: Remember the days when you let your child

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Serkin was so sick he almost died for

Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days. — Eugene Ormandy

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Sarah Silverman: I gave him a compliment! All right, I

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days. — Sarah Silverman

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Stacey Marie Brown: Some days you were the bitch and some

Some days you were the bitch and some days you were shit that came out of the bitch's toy poodle. Today was one of those days I was the latter. — Stacey Marie Brown

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Richard Lewis: When you're in love it's the most glorious

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: A travel agent told I could spend 7

A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights. — Rodney Dangerfield

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Terry Jones: The funny thing about history is that we

The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things. — Terry Jones

Those Were The Days Funny Quotes By Conan O'Brien: There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas.

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right? — Conan O'Brien