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You Sure this is it?" I said. "It looks empty.""Empty? No way, there's loads of shit in there," worm replied — Ransom Riggs
I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.
— Jacques LeBlanc
This is one bar you should take home.
— Eugene Ormandy
Mason left the room and then yelled from the hall, This is bullshit, cowshit, horseshit, and donkeyshit.
— Madison Parker
It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.
— Edmund S. Muskie
Cracking the Ice scores the literary equivalent of a hat-trick: funny, harrowing and finally, heartfelt. This book is a winner.
— Gregory Neri
With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.
— Murray Walker
It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky ...
— Mitch Hedberg
What really irks me is the snide victimizing suggestion from some that I have tried to be lighthearted and funny ... Oh my God - this is so offensive.
— Michael Leunig
Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite.
— Dylan Moran
I was, like, this token teen angst child of Broadway. It's so funny. What is that? I don't even know. But I loved it.
— Jennifer Damiano
Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but ... your male anatomy is bothering me.
— Dahlia L. Summers
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.
— Malin Akerman
The funny thing is,' Calvin said, 'I thought I'd been breathing underwater this whole time, but I guess I've been drowning.
— Shaun David Hutchinson
I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
— Tracy Morgan
This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist?
— Isabella Olivia Ellis
Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders.
— Jason McCoy
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
— Kristen Schaal
What do you think Dimitri? Is this a good idea, Dimitri? Please give us your blessing so that we can fall down and worship you, Dimitri.
— Richelle Mead
![This Is Funny Quotes By Ilana Glazer: [Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/this-is-funny-quotes-by-ilana-glazer-707505.jpg "This Is Funny Quotes By Ilana Glazer: [Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy")
[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.
— Ilana Glazer
This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.
— Ross Perot
Muti is going to do the Alpine Symphony this year. He will do it well because it is not very well known.
— Eugene Ormandy
![This Is Funny Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/this-is-funny-quotes-by-patrick-rothfuss-905426.jpg "This Is Funny Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I do not understand this man,\" [Tempi] said.")
I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight?
— Patrick Rothfuss
I think it's love.''Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that. — Doug Dorst
This stupid toaster is ruining my life!
— Cole Gibsen
I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach.
— Louise Fitzhugh
This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.
— Kristen Schaal
Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number.
— Jaclyn Moriarty
I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened. — Jessica Gadziala
"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too."
— Charles Dickens
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
— Frank Carson
Hello, Miss Adler. Irene Adler. Wow," he said, his voice hushed. "This is so weird.
— Colleen Gleason
Well I'll Be Damned. This is funny.
— Doc Holliday
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
— Olivia Munn
You could be adding gasoline to a roaring fire. We understand that. But this is who we are.
— Brett Brown
This is a pie chart about procrastination.
— Demetri Martin
It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even I don't know how it works!
— Ralph Bakshi
My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?
— Doug Stanhope
This is not at all funny.""Which is why I'm not laughing. — Dani Alexander
Everything bleeds into everything and fiction is just this funny desperate little attempt to staunch the bleeding.
— Meghan Lamb
What is this Sweet Home Alabama? You have a baby. In a bar.
— Kristen Proby
The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.
— Arthur Miller
This is the way I want to die. Torn apart by angry fans who want me to play a different song.
— Regina Spektor
Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We are going to have to invest in heat sensors. These motion detectors blow Satan's left nut.
— Gabrielle Evans
Who is this repulsive dwarf?
— Kim Hunter
And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race.
— Murray Walker
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.
— Sam Shepard
It is a fact that even warming moments overwhelm me with despair, and this is why I am I.
— Morrissey
This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream.
— Raneem Kayyali
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay
How very wet this water is.
— L. Frank Baum
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"
— Billy Connolly
Marla said, This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle. This is a genuine accident.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"
— Mitch Hedberg
We may have been like needles in a hay stack, but they were like needles ... in a stack of needles
— D.J. MacHale
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
— Bruce McCulloch
This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place.
— Peter Ustinov
A robber? In the trash bins? Honestly, Wes. This is Salem Falls, not the set of Law and Order.
— Jodi Picoult
Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.
— Jimmy Carr
Oh, this is the most TRAGICAL thing that ever happened to me!
— L.M. Montgomery
This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.
— Steven Tyler
When a baseball player makes an error, it goes into the record and is published. How many of us could stand this sort of daily scrutiny?
— Sydney J. Harris
So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The ballgame is over ... in this inning.
— Jerry Coleman
This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before.
— Rachel Caine
Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
— Lee Tergesen
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
— Dave Chappelle
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?
— Paul Merton
This is America. We're entitled to our opinions.""Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel!
— Molly Harper
This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.
— George Lopez
