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Thief Humor Quotes & Sayings

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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture. — George Carlin

After Rossini dies, who will be there to promote his music? — Ludwig Van Beethoven

I'm the best kind of thief, the kind that leaves behind items equal in value to those he's stolen. — Holly Black

Try to be polite."
"I'm always polite."
"You're always eyeing people's valuables. That's hardly polite. — Jodi Meadows

Devoting a little of yourself to everything means committing a great deal of yourself to nothing. — Andy Stanley

I will serve the people in a very humble way. — Lee Myung-bak

Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles. — Rick Riordan

I'm Kieran. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room, — Jayde Scott

Within the hour, Abraham Ravenwood was denounced as the Devil, a cheat, a scoundrel, a no-goodnik, and a thief. — Kami Garcia

He realized that, despite the dangers and alarms of the day, waiting was perhaps the worst thing of all. — Dan Abnett

Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq) — Richard Kadrey

Kitchen Physic is the best Physic. — Jonathan Swift

So it happened at last: I was about to become a thief, a cheap milk-stealer. Here was your lash-in-the-pen genius, your one story-writer: a thief. — John Fante

It's good to leave your room super-messy when you're away. Whoever tries to break into your room will thought it has already been ransacked. — Douglas Adams