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The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
— George Carlin
The promise of easy money is but a wolf's trap laid out for sheep seeking taller grass.
— James Jean-Pierre
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
Eddie became about one percent less tense.
— Richelle Mead
Doubt is the mechanism by which faith evolves.
— Rachel Held Evans
Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend.
— Elizabeth C. Bunce
If you speak the truth, the monster whispered in his ear, you will be able to face whatever comes.
— Patrick Ness
If people don't recognize such limits, God will make them realize His own way
— Pramoedya Ananta Toer
We all have stories we're living and telling ourselves.
— Bruce Springsteen
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
— Bob Monkhouse
You're an everlasting flame that can't be put out.
— Romina Russell
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
I was going to buy a van and move to LA so I could secretly pursue acting without any of my friends knowing.
— Steve Buscemi
Proper deformity shows not in the fiend
So horrid as in woman. — William Shakespeare
So horrid as in woman. — William Shakespeare