The Washing Machine Quotes
Collection of top 24 famous quotes about The Washing Machine
The Washing Machine Quotes & Sayings
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Normal is a setting on a washing machine.
— Christopher Barzak
Dear family,I am drafting a new laundry protocol for better and more considerate usage of the washing machine — Koh Choon Hwee
Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
— Dave Barry
Where does someone go when he dies?', 'When does fear end?', 'Where are all the single socks that disappeared in the washing machine?
— Antonia Michaelis
I truly believe fishing is like a washing machine for your brain
— Henry Winkler
Humphrey Searle writes music that sounds like the theme from 'Star Wars' played backwards through a washing machine.
— Clive James
The washing machine changed the world more than the Internet.
— Ha-Joon Chang
The washing machine's rhythm was like a giant heartbeat, and the rush of its waters was what the unborn hear- our last memory of peace.
— Thomas Harris
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
— Milton Berle
It's a vicious cycle. It's like a washing machine with the lid jammed down. -Christina Kratovac (pg 53)— Jaclyn Moriarty
Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.
— Ashley Purdy
Vibration is always good. Sitting on top of the washing machine thats going.
— Gillian Anderson
I felt like laundry in a washing machine, when all I wanted was to be put on and become her favourite shirt.
— Isabelle Ronin
Normal is a cycle on the washing machine. There is no such thing when it comes to human beings.
— Trisha Goddard
Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.
— Whoopi Goldberg
I was more ashamed that I couldn't work the washing machine than the fact that I was taking drugs.
— Elton John