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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
— Albert Einstein
Video is just one part of a marketing plan. It fits certain messages & people better than others.
— Steve Garfield
Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to?
— Sherwood Smith
I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.
— Bill Maher
A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.
— Stephen Crane
He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.
— Nenia Campbell
When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
I love what I do ... When I'm in there I don't want to be nowhere else in the world ... I love this game more than anything.
— Conor McGregor
We live as if we will never die.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless
— Kiersten White
All moral elevation consists first and foremost of being weaned from the momentary.
— Soren Kierkegaard
What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination.
— Stephen Helmes
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
— Charles S. Swartz
Troubles, they may come and go, but good times, they're the gold.
— Dave Matthews Band
Do not cry over the past mistakes. Laugh over the events in time. Make things right now.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Funny how the darkness smelled the same everywhere. She could have been anywhere in the universe, anywhere at all.
— Anne Corlett
I take the ball, I go wide, I cross, I shoot, but when the moment beckons, I am ready to make the difference.
— Thierry Henry
