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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. — Albert Einstein

Video is just one part of a marketing plan. It fits certain messages & people better than others. — Steve Garfield

The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is ... 42! — Douglas Adams

People like me might be small in stature, but they can also act. — Jyoti Amge

The apprentice's name was Wolf, because sometimes the universe is an unsubtle place. — Anne Ursu

Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to? — Sherwood Smith

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight. — Bill Maher

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. — Dave Barry

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation. — Stephen Crane

We are on a mission: we are called to the cultivation of the earth . — Novalis

He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small. — Nenia Campbell

Thanks for coming, Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where Zach had ... friends. — Ally Carter

When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I love what I do ... When I'm in there I don't want to be nowhere else in the world ... I love this game more than anything. — Conor McGregor

We live as if we will never die. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless — Kiersten White

All moral elevation consists first and foremost of being weaned from the momentary. — Soren Kierkegaard

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. — Stephen Helmes

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. — Charles S. Swartz

Sarcasm is a shaving cream pie waiting at the bottom of a guillotine's basket. — Dan Adams

Troubles, they may come and go, but good times, they're the gold. — Dave Matthews Band

Do not cry over the past mistakes. Laugh over the events in time. Make things right now. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny how the darkness smelled the same everywhere. She could have been anywhere in the universe, anywhere at all. — Anne Corlett

I take the ball, I go wide, I cross, I shoot, but when the moment beckons, I am ready to make the difference. — Thierry Henry

The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot. — Ian Strang