The Tonight Show Quotes: top 43 famous quotes about The Tonight Show

The Tonight Show Quotes & Sayings

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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show. — Buddy Hackett

The only things that give it the illusion of being one country are the green-back, The Tonight Show, and McDonald's. — Neil Gaiman

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good. — Andy Richter

I'd like to do a television show that is encouraging, useful, and clean, and I'd like to go up against Entertainment Tonight and beat it. — John Tesh

We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get. — LIZ

He was definitely taking his bodyguard duties seriously tonight. He gave off a take-one-step-closer-and-I-will-show-you-Armageddon vibe. — Christina Henry

The pepper is beginning to show signs of strain, and tonight should grace a salad. It has been suggested that I am a cannibal to eat my models. — Edward Weston

I gave up my base in popular culture when I left the Tonight Show. — Branford Marsalis

The sightseers would have been disappointed, as the real thing always makes a poorer show than the fake. ("I'm Dangerous Tonight") — Cornell Woolrich

That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil. — Craig Ferguson

You want to go to a show tonight? There's this band called Crucifictorious from Texas, and they're supposed to be decent. — Cindi Madsen

The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that. — Chelsea Handler

Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night. — Santosh Kalwar

If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters. — Glenn Beck

Yes, I'm supposed to go back to New York to do Geraldo, and we're going to be doing The Tonight Show. — Bobby Sherman

That's how you make me feel tonight. You. Crush. Me. Under your magnificent light show. — Katie Kacvinsky

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever. — Steve Allen

Tonight we're going to show you eight silent ways to kill a man. — Joe Haldeman

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet. — Bill Bailey

I've performed on 'The Tonight Show' with both Johnny Carson and Jay Leno, but not at the same time. — Thomas F. Wilson

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81. — Garry Shandling

Tonight, she'll bend for my punishment, tremble for my touch, and I'll risk it all to show her exactly what she means to me. — Pam Godwin

Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds
235 with cologne. — David Letterman

Saw Torres play their first New York show tonight at Cake Shop. SO good. Do yourself a favor and check out her record. Her voice is KILLER. — Sharon Van Etten

I'm the producer of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," so I definitely have an exciting day job. — Josh Lieb

I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time. — Paul Reubens

I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated. — John Candy

Before we begin, I want your word that much of what I show you tonight stays between us. — Ronald Malfi

People don't know this, but early in your career, you don't just glide on to The Tonight Show. — Tea Leoni

Well folks, that's about it for the show tonight. — John Fahey

I have the kind of show that reminds you of your problems, and then I talk about other problems you didn't even know you had until tonight. — Doug Stanhope

There's nothing decent about what we're going to do tonight. So, let go and show me who you are."

~Raphael — Tina Folsom

Kid, show me a man who doesn't go down on his wife and I'll show you a man whose wife I can sleep with, tonight. — Leo Durocher

This morning my dad called me up and said, 'So, tonight's your last show, huh.' And I said, 'No, Dad, that's someone else.' — Jimmy Fallon

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.' — David Letterman

I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.' — David Letterman

The good Samaritan, he's getting dressed, he's getting ready for the show. He's going to the carnival tonight on Desolation Row. — Bob Dylan

I got a call from my mom today, she says, 'Well, David, I see you didn't get the 'Tonight Show' again,' — David Letterman

Steve Laurence is the only person that was on the first 'Tonight Show,' right to the end. He was a little high school boy, 14 years old. — Jayne Meadows

When I got a call from Los Angeles to do the Tonight Show, I considered it more of an inconvenience than an opportunity. — Lorna Luft

I don't wanna wrestle Big Show tonight because I'm scared that he's gonna eat me! — John Cena

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. — Rip Taylor

I think all of this - The Roots and DJing included - was meant to prepare me for The Tonight Show. — Questlove