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Say, do, or make it now. Go where you need to be. Do not wait to be invited places. Host your own parties. Do not sit by the phone. — Jessica Hagy

I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no. — Tracy Morgan

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone. — Bill Murray

I don't really send text messages. I rarely carry my phone. I occasionally check messages at the end of the night, but I don't carry it around. — Angelina Jolie

If the phone doesn't ring, it's me. — Jimmy Buffett

What?!" Auburn says into the phone. "What kind of secret phrase is 'pencil dick'? — Colleen Hoover

She could read the phone book and make it sound erotic. — Kresley Cole

The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone. — Andy Kindler

I wanted a name that would put us first in the phone directory, or second if you count ABBA. — Martin Fry

The amount of energy saved by switching off the phone charger is exactly the same as the energy used by driving an average car for one second. — David J. C. MacKay

Fia, James says, and I love the way he always answers the phone with my name: a statement, not a question. — Kiersten White

I'm signed to a U.S. label, and I didn't enjoy the 3 A.M. phone calls. I'm not a great sleeper, so I didn't enjoy being woken up. — Estelle

Will (now renamed "Trouble Don't Pick Up" in my phone) came to L.A. with the president and asked me to dinner. — Mindy Kaling

If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book. — Dave Attell

Our most meaningful conversations go on late at night when we're on the phone with our friends or talking to our lovers. — Marianne Williamson

Not returning phone calls is the severest form of torture in the civilized world. — Marisha Pessl

The filmmakers who I'm pining to work for aren't ringing my phone off the hook. — Sean Astin

Yeah. You know what I think?"
What?"
So intense was Tibby, she had practically shoved the phone into her ear cavity.
She has big boobies. — Ann Brashares

Isn't it nice to sit down with a good book and take the phone off the hook — Michael W. Clune

My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back. — Eddie Griffin

My favourite thing is when my mother goes in the other to go and to talk to the phone, I use that moment for wisdom. — Deyth Banger

Return telephone calls promptly but be judicious about the time spent on the phone. — Mary Kay Ash

Oh . . . my . . . God . . ." Dee says softly into the phone. "I think I just came. That was seriously hot, Iz. — Harper Sloan

I sighed. "What can I do to convince you that I'm all right?" "Pick up the phone more often, for starters," she said grimly. — Deborah Harkness

When the phone rings
I too would like to hear words
that might ease
some of this. — Charles Bukowski

Lois Magic was not listed in the phone book. — Raymond Chandler

spoke into the mirror with a hardened, demanding voice. "Where's my cell phone?" he barked. — Walt Disney Company

I wish I had never taken naked pictures of myself on a phone to send to a girl. It's the worst thing ever. — Pete Wentz

Being able to check your balance on the phone is the best invention ever. — Lemar

Maxwell waved Kim and I into his office, and we remained at attention while he was on the phone. — Jason Kristopher

There was a time when I was enamored of the Clintons. I knocked on doors, phone-banked and rallied during his campaign. — Beth Broderick

A mobile phone needs a manual in the way that a teacup doesn't — Douglas Adams

When NBC told me I got the job, I asked, 'Can we do it from New York?' There was just silence on the phone — Jimmy Fallon

A little girl's voice said, "I am become Death, destroyer of worlds!" Audrey held the phone out for Charlie. "It's for you. — Christopher Moore

I didn't own a cell phone for a long time. I was late in the game on that. — Vince Vaughn

Lisey didn't care if Darla ate, busted a joint, or took a shit in the begonias. She just wanted to get off the phone. — Stephen King

To all the revolutionaries fighting to throw off the yoke of tyranny around the world: look at British democracy. Is that what you want? — Andy Zaltzman

If God calls you, pick up the damn phone! — Lady G

I called him up from a phone booth. The voice that answered was fat. It wheezed softly, like the voice of a man who had just won a pie-eating contest. — Raymond Chandler

Sales bring out the worst in people. — Haley Webb

I've heard of a guy in Chicago who advertises in the phone book under "Wizard",though that's probably a urban legend. — Benedict Jacka

I only used a cell phone for the first time after I was released. I had difficulty coping with it because it seemed so small and insubstantial. — Aung San Suu Kyi

At 5.45 a.m. the important scientists finished their coffee and played rock paper scissors to see who had to phone the government. — Mitch Benn

I'll never buy a cell phone, I'd rather die than have a cell phones. Cell phones are the 21st century's ball and chain. — Rebecca McNutt

I hit send and shut my phone off before it can protest. The world doesn't end. — J.C. Lillis

My primary phone is the iPhone. I love the beauty of it. But I wish it did all the things my Android does, I really do. — Steve Wozniak

Dealing with a counter clerk at the phone company who had all the customer service skills of a homicidal sociopath on work release. — Jasmine Cresswell

Devon: "Why, Bryn, I do believe he's given her your pen."
Bryn: "Well, get Freud on the phone. He'll have a field day with this one. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

The current phone obsession is a disease," Chance said. "Everyone's gone mad, typing to themselves all day long like mindless robots. — Kathy Reichs

Certain kinds of intimacy emerge on a phone call that might never occur if you were sitting right next to the other person. — Errol Morris

Call me later, you'd said, so I could call you later, at night, and it is those nights I miss you, Ed, the most, on the phone, you beautiful bastard. — Daniel Handler

Sunday is the day I connect with Buenos Aires. I speak to or text my mother every day, but on Sunday I phone everyone. — Elena Roger

Congressmen spend between five and seven hours a day on the phone, begging for money. — Eric Massa

That whole cellular idea is idiotic. Who wants to carry around a phone all the time? I don't want people calling me wherever I am. — Phil Taylor

Most of the time, all the separates a class president and a gang leader is numbers: a zip code, a paycheck, or a drug dealer's phone number. — Thomm Quackenbush

I work in my pajamas most of the time. No matter what you're wearing, you can sound businesslike on the phone. — Juliet Blackwell

I put down my phone ... Hugged her from behind ... Kissed the back of her neck ... Our fingers entwined ... Bliss ... — Steve Maraboli

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? — Robin Williams

I was the worst extra, I was 'that' guy. I was the guy on the phone trying to get the Oscar for best extra - for best background performance. — Jon Favreau

Cell phone the night he died. She'd obtained this key information — Carl Hiaasen

Downloading a Tamagotchi egg onto my phone is possibly the loudest my biological clock has ever ticked. — AJ Lee

I do less waiting by the phone than anyone I know in the business. I don't wait for a job. I just go on to my own work. — Grace Zabriskie

I see people putting text messages on the phone or computer and I think, 'Why don't you just call?' — William Shatner

President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got off the phone, Arnold said, 'I thought my English was bad.' — Jay Leno

After I bought my new cell phone, new, nicer sheets were on the schedule. — Kristen Ashley

All these gadgets, the phone and the computer, they expose the inside of your brain in a way that's bad. — Michel Gondry

I never know how to get off the phone, so I'm terribly admiring of people who can. — Nellie McKay

My phone has been ringing off the hook. I have like 17 cell phones and pagers. — Steven Cojocaru

This was before voice mail, recorded phone messages you can't escape. Life was easier then. You just didn't pick up the phone. — Joyce Carol Oates

Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop. — Kevin James

Whoa, cowboy! I don't have phone sex on the first phone call. — Carolyn Brown

Glancing at the time on my phone, I cringe. Midnight. The witching hour. This was when Calease always came for me.
I hate midnight. — Erica Cameron

Kate's phone rang, with the caller ID Nick McGarrett. — Janet Evanovich

Every time you answer the phone, someone is crying, someone is raging, someone is begging you to solve their problems. — Aryn Kyle

Nowadays, everyone has a camera phone, and you have to be careful about being caught out there looking crazy and ending up on the Internet. — Keith Sweat

What a relief. I didn't have to check the toilet for anything or the light bulbs or the phone. It was just good old-fashioned friendship. — Julia Roberts

I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?' — Demetri Martin

The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone. — Douglas Adams

If I play hard to get, soon the phone stops ringing altogether. — Mason Cooley

If I was married with ten kids, I wouldn't be talking on the phone with you. I'd be shooting myself in the fucking head. — Joanna Wylde

Some days, I wish the whole fucking world would just 'phone in sick. — Marshall McLuhan

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. — Fran Lebowitz

You can't wait and sit for the phone to ring, so I do theater. — Stephanie Zimbalist

I have done quite a few signings at bookstores, libraries and conferences. I have received phone calls and letters from people who liked the book. — Kate DiCamillo

Someone else's phone rang twice, and was answered by a scowl I could hear all the way over on my end of the line. — Cherie Priest

I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of me. — Demetri Martin

I'm not even going to be able to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds when I was 18. — Taylor Swift

The press pass and the a title of "journalist" had been replaced by a smart phone and a Twitter account. — Nick Bilton

Half the people in the world have never made a phone call ... half. — William Esrey

Duotrope is like a smart phone. You can't imagine the world ever going back. — David

You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,
headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me. — Jennifer Crusie

Success will be when every child in the world has access to a service like Childline and knows that someone who cares is just a phone call away — Jeroo Billimoria

Hey, uh, you know. Um. If you're alive, uh, call me." I looked at the screen and said, "It's Jane." I closed the phone, thinking, Lame. I am so lame. — Faith Hunter

He stopped what he was doing and pulled out his magic phone.
Okay, the phone wasn't magic, but it does things my computer struggles with. — Patricia Briggs

I'm terrible on the phone. I just text my friends and family and say, 'Hey, I'm in town.' — Michelle Yeoh

What r u wearing? Huh? Matt blinked at the phone, sure he'd read it wrong. Wasn't that how phone sex started? He wasn't dating anyone. — J.L. Langley

Oh, get off the cross!" V shouted when I shared my thoughts with her on the phone. "We need the wood! — Cupcake Brown

I come from the Lynchs of Sligo. You know, I went there, but I looked in the phone book and there are nine million Lynches in Sligo. — Jack Nicholson

We have Kenjii. We have my cell phone. Since we aren't officially dating, I'm sure you'll agree that's all the protection we need. — Kelley Armstrong

Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car. — Jack Lemmon