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The Onion News Quotes By Jay Crownover: You poked the bear, Tink, so you better

You poked the bear, Tink, so you better hope someone can put him in a cage. — Jay Crownover

The Onion News Quotes By Janet Evanovich: I take in a lot of stuff from

I take in a lot of stuff from real life, movies, television, news and it all gets mixed in my head and somehow turns into a story idea. — Janet Evanovich

The Onion News Quotes By Kenny Loggins: I think Julia is defining a new feminism.

I think Julia is defining a new feminism. It's the power of the open heart. And its ok to be sexual. — Kenny Loggins

The Onion News Quotes By Harold Klemp: The journey home to God is what life

The journey home to God is what life is about. In a sense it's not even a journey. It's an ongoing experience. — Harold Klemp

The Onion News Quotes By John Guare: Show business offers more solid promises than Catholicism.

Show business offers more solid promises than Catholicism. — John Guare