The Onion Quotes
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the very best plans were made like an onion, with layer upon layer protecting the heart.
— S.J.A. Turney
All we have to do is to peel the shrines like an onion, and we will be with the king himself.
— Howard Carter
Our identity is like that of an onion; with each experience we endure, a layer is peeled away, finally revealing who we really are at the core.
— Afnan Ahmad Mia
The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.
— Ambrose Bierce
Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all make you cry.
— Derrick Jensen
When I wrote The Onion Field, I realized that my first two novels were just practice.
— Joseph Wambaugh
Dany nibbled at an onion and reflected ruefully on the faithlessness of men.
— George R R Martin
If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.
— Nick Offerman
A rose by any other nameWould never, never smell the same
And cunning is the nose that knows
An onion that's been called a rose. — Wendell Johnson
The laws of physics could be like an onion, with new laws becoming operational as we probe new scales. We simply don't know!
— Richard Feynman
looking for the pi in my onion
— Natasha Tsakos
The onion is the truffle of the poor.
— Robert J. Courtine
A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what size of the onion, the dish or the woman
— Terry Pratchett
The next day, she was silent. For breakfast, she murdered an onion and served it raw.
— Adam Johnson
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
— Erma Bombeck
Good-will never added an onion to the soup, and is good for nothing but a passport to paradise.
— Victor Hugo
If the boy have not a woman's gift To rain a shower of commanded tears, An onion will do well for such a shift.
— William Shakespeare
If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3).
— Jeremy Clarkson
It is the onion, memory, that makes me cry, he said.
— Alexander McCall Smith
It was what we Japanese called the onion life, peeling away a layer at a time and crying all the while.
— Arthur Golden
The Onion Field made a real writer. And then I knew it was over, I couldn't be a cop anymore.
— Joseph Wambaugh
Like handling an onion, peeling off the "husk" of our lives, sometimes makes us cry.
— Nina Guilbeau
The papers are portraying Rafa as a parrot, just like they did when they showed Graham Taylor as an onion
— Bobby Gould
Take care to chop the onion fine.
— Laura Esquivel
Everything is relative' said the cosmic onion. 'Well, you're no relative of mine', said Dougal, huffily. - The Magic Roundabout
— Linda Watson
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
— Karl Pilkington
Her face may be as smooth as an onion; but the beauty of a woman is in the spirit she possesses and in the principles of righteousness she cherishes.
— Heber C. Kimball
The smell coming off my flesh had gone from simple stinkiness to something weird and almost appetizing, close to sour-cream-and-onion potato chips.
— Eliot Schrefer
It doesn't matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy.
— Padma Lakshmi
Behind every face lies a mask. Behind it lies another onion layer of mask. If you peel the skins, you may cry.
— Khang Kijarro Nguyen
Indeed, you become what you eat. In which case I am an onion. Layered, slightly sour and guaranteed to bring tears to the eyes.
— Tobsha Learner
Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad.
— Terry Pratchett
