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Rule number one: Why is it that the one time a cute guy talks to you, you have a friend who's in crisis? — Candace Bushnell

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off! — Henny Youngman

The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on. — Chris Kasparoza

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. — Shaquille O'Neal

I'm not the number-one guy here ... if it translates to winning, I don't mind taking a step back as far as roles. — Pau Gasol

One guy, one girl. One in the spotlight. One in the shadows. — Becky Wicks

The only guy who was at all helpful as a producer was Sam Spiegel with On the Waterfront. He's one of the few who even knows what he's doing. — Elia Kazan

I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house. — Chris Rock

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one. — Natasha Leggero

I remember reading 'Disturbia,' one of the first scripts I ever got, and I go 'Pfft, who wants to make a movie about a guy in a house?' — Alex Pettyfer

One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy. — Christopher Moore

The world to have a balance first it needs one liar and one guy who can discover who is lieing. That's called balance! — Deyth Banger

Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy — Lauren Conrad

If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes. — Dave Barry

If I get one more person telling me I look like Eliot Spitzer, I'm just going to have to play the guy one day. — Michael Kelly

I can't wait for the Republican debates to start and there's literally 65 guys on one stage. — Conan O'Brien

...any guy can buy you flowers, but the one who buys you hemorrhoid cream must really, really love you. — Risa Green

If 'Titanic' was one of our telenovelas, we would probably have added a pair of dolphins to save Jack at the end. We don't kill the good guy. — Emilio Azcarraga Jean

Sometimes the right guy is the one you never see coming. — Jana Aston

Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants. — David Letterman

No one plays this or any game perfectly. It's the guy who recovers from his mistakes who wins. — Phil Jackson

I ruefully admit that if the cat is asleep in my chair - which she regards as hers, of course - I tend to leave her there and take the other one. — Guy Gavriel Kay

One guy told me I was a great actor, I just would never be on the cover of a magazine. — Ben Affleck

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true. — Mark Indelicato

Del Usion
If you knew the person
He thinks he is
You'd have to admit
He's one very special guy. — Laurence Overmire

I went to jail. I looked like one of those savings-and-loan guys leaving the jail house. — Dave Winfield

I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are. — Mark Cuban

If I had to name the number one asset you could have for any sport I'd say speed. In baseball, all a guy with speed has to do is make contact. — Ron Fairly

You don't have to be the best in the world every time you go out there. You just have to be better than one guy. — Andre Agassi

No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves. — Demetri Martin

Stop pining over the one guy that you can't have, — Rachel Higginson

But think of the last guy. For one minute, think of the last guy. Nobody's got it worse than that guy. Nobody in the whole world. — Arlo Guthrie

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too. — Shaquille O'Neal

Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does. — Al Bernstein

One Nice Guy asked me, If a man is talking in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? — Robert Glover

One of the interesting and exciting things about my job is watching technological ground being pioneered. — Guy Ritchie

There's a sense of humor within the Australian culture that prevails when one is in a rather difficult situation. — Guy Pearce

A couple of my friends started having babies, and I thought, 'Maybe one day, with the right guy.' I have to find the guy first. — Gabrielle Union

People in power need to control others in order to maintain power. One of the ways to do that is to take that which is threatening and demonize it. — Jasmine Guy

When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one. — Larry The Cable Guy

You think you're cute," she told him. "You think you're gorgeous. But I'm the one guy here who knows better. — Ally Carter

You need to hit the door, search for a new guy. Cause I only got one night in town. — Tupac Shakur

Maybe one day the old guys will die off and things will change, 'cuz it's officially getting scary over here in America. — Hank Williams III

You'll find the guy the one that tells you he dreams about you thats the one you want to be with — Alice

We're not puzzle pieces, Steph. There's 'no you complete me' guy out there, and the beauty of this day and age is I don't need one. — Cindi Madsen

I am not a huge fan of the one-sided pining romances where the guy is a perfect love-object because we don't see inside his head. — Maggie Stiefvater

The guy's (Shane Spencer) ridiculous. No one hits home runs like that. I'm telling you, man, it's ridiculous. — Derek Jeter

I just saw a guy filling up his gas tank with one hand and smoking with the other. Seriously? — Jessica Capshaw

What world is there for us where our essential nature - and its right to live free - is one and the same? — Guy Finley

Just because you used one set on one guy and had success doesn't mean you can use that exact set, that exact timing, the next time. — D'Brickashaw Ferguson

The media wants a nice guy, so I can give that to them. I figured I could be myself in this interview since no one's gonna read this JV newspaper. — Dabo Swinney

In his former life though, as the cool guy, he would never have picked up a book, especially one with poems in it. — Shaun Meeks

You got an all-out prize fight, you wait 'til the fight's over, one guy's left standing and that's how you know who's won. — David Mamet

If you miss one moment of enjoying your own life and relationships because you're trying to punish someone else, the bad guy wins. — Amy Dickinson

The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey ... there's one guy holding up both! — Bill Hicks

reaches the American consumer, only one American worker has physically touched the final product: the UPS delivery guy. — Enrico Moretti

One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him. — Steven Wright

You know how women can be. One little attempted murder and they're on to the next guy. — Lexi Blake

We live among mysteries. Love is one, there are others. We must not imagine we understand all there is to know about the world. — Guy Gavriel Kay

The guy with the competitive advantage is the one with the best technology. — Walter Wriston

It's definitely more fun playing a bad guy. It feels a lot better than playing one of the good guys. — Tom Felton

I want to be one of the top guys in the back end and make sure I keep our team in line and doing the right things in front of me. — Bob Sanders

Of all the passions, the only one that seems respectable to me is the passion for food — Guy De Maupassant

And if you did it for a good reason, you'd do it for a bad one. You couldn't say "we're the good guys" and do bad-guy things. — Terry Pratchett

Out of all the things in the world to emulate an ostrich isn't one of them. — Guy S. Stanton III

My brain must have felt sorry for me, so it'd created the only type of guy I could touch - a fantasy one. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Learn to be one with who you are in Reality, and the waves of a thousand passing worlds cannot wash you away. — Guy Finley

I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine. — Ron White

I think I've become one of the best finishers in boxing; if I hurt a guy, I normally take him out. — Sugar Ray Leonard

Mark [Duplass] is the same person that I met on day one. He's a very smart, savvy, creative guy. If you ever want a champion on your side, it's Mark. — Jackie Schaffer

Every soccer player can be on the edge, at the limit, be the bad guy. We have to get used to it. Sometimes I am one of those. — Luis Suarez

Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts, college dropouts. One guy had been in jail. — Nolan Bushnell

My girlfriends are my life, but I'm also one of those girls who can hang out with the guys. — Sophia Bush

I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I wake up every day just fired up. My one rule is, don't let anyone pinch me, because I don't want to wake up. — Mark Cuban

Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do ... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life. — Dov Davidoff

I can count the number of dates I've had on one hand. I wish that guys would approach me, but they don't. — LaToya Jackson

My dad was a Marine. He was one of the Montford Point Marines. Those are the equivalent of the Tuskegee Airmen for Marines. He's a tough, tough guy. — Larry Elder

The more confident one becomes, the less one needs all people to be the same. — Jasmine Guy

I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman, amazing. — Casey Stengel

The one thing that always bothered me when I played in the NBA was I really got irritated when they put a white guy on me. — Larry Bird

I'm just one guy. I can't bring the whole league closer to the fans. — Tracy McGrady

The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself. — John Krasinski

Rule one when you're working as a stripper, if a guy comes in with a lady, always make eye contact with her before you approach the man she's with. — C.M. Stunich

I like dressing up for dates and dissecting a dinner conversation with a new guy to determine if he might be The One. — J. Courtney Sullivan

No one wants to work with a difficult star. I want to be the nice guy. — Ram Kapoor

There is just one rule about boxing: never bet on the white guy. — Lennox Lewis

Look at somebody like Drake, the guy is one of the most vulnerable. He says exactly what's on his mind and that's why I respect him. — SonReal

Forgiveness doesn't make one person better, or the other guy smaller. Forgiving is just letting go. It's turning back toward being what we really are. — Edward Fahey

I would love to have a rapper on one of my songs, like Ludacris, or the 'it's so hot in here' guy, Nelly. — LaToya Jackson

If the fans think I'm a savior, that's fine. But they have to understand I'm one of 25 guys. I can't do it all. — Mark Prior

This pick is going to be one where people look back and say that was the right guy. — Bryan Colangelo

The real use of imaginative reading is precisely to suspend one's mind in the workings of another sensibility. — Guy Davenport

Embrace one another with courage. Search each other's hearts for hidden suffering and never flee what you discover! That's the ticket! — Guy Vanderhaeghe

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals. — David Letterman

The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men
an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy. — Steve Harvey

Mick Fleetwood was one of my first interviews. And if you've ever talked to that dude, he's the sweetest guy in the world - he's just a trip. — Dave Grohl

I hate pretty-looking boys. I'd rather have a guy with a potbelly than one who's in the gym all the time and watches what he eats. — Ali Larter

Only one guy can be world champion, and so if everyone else thought they were failures you'd have no one left on the grid. — Mark Webber

There's only room for one hero in this story-and everyone knows the devil doesn't get to be the good guy. — Joe Hill

There's one guy who inspired a nation of golfers, and that's Greg Norman. He's been incredible to me and all the great golfers. — Adam Derek Scott