The One Guy Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about The One Guy
The One Guy Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational The One Guy quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Rule number one: Why is it that the one time a cute guy talks to you, you have a friend who's in crisis?
— Candace Bushnell
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.
— Chris Kasparoza
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
— Chris Rock
I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.
— Natasha Leggero
I remember reading 'Disturbia,' one of the first scripts I ever got, and I go 'Pfft, who wants to make a movie about a guy in a house?'
— Alex Pettyfer
One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.
— Christopher Moore
The world to have a balance first it needs one liar and one guy who can discover who is lieing. That's called balance!
— Deyth Banger
Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy
— Lauren Conrad
If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.
— Dave Barry
If I get one more person telling me I look like Eliot Spitzer, I'm just going to have to play the guy one day.
— Michael Kelly
I can't wait for the Republican debates to start and there's literally 65 guys on one stage.
— Conan O'Brien
...any guy can buy you flowers, but the one who buys you hemorrhoid cream must really, really love you.
— Risa Green
If 'Titanic' was one of our telenovelas, we would probably have added a pair of dolphins to save Jack at the end. We don't kill the good guy.
— Emilio Azcarraga Jean
Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.
— David Letterman
No one plays this or any game perfectly. It's the guy who recovers from his mistakes who wins.
— Phil Jackson
I ruefully admit that if the cat is asleep in my chair - which she regards as hers, of course - I tend to leave her there and take the other one.
— Guy Gavriel Kay
One guy told me I was a great actor, I just would never be on the cover of a magazine.
— Ben Affleck
I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.
— Mark Indelicato
Del UsionIf you knew the person
He thinks he is
You'd have to admit
He's one very special guy. — Laurence Overmire
I went to jail. I looked like one of those savings-and-loan guys leaving the jail house.
— Dave Winfield
I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.
— Mark Cuban
You don't have to be the best in the world every time you go out there. You just have to be better than one guy.
— Andre Agassi
No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.
— Demetri Martin
Stop pining over the one guy that you can't have,
— Rachel Higginson
But think of the last guy. For one minute, think of the last guy. Nobody's got it worse than that guy. Nobody in the whole world.
— Arlo Guthrie
I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.
— Al Bernstein
One Nice Guy asked me, If a man is talking in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
— Robert Glover
One of the interesting and exciting things about my job is watching technological ground being pioneered.
— Guy Ritchie
There's a sense of humor within the Australian culture that prevails when one is in a rather difficult situation.
— Guy Pearce
A couple of my friends started having babies, and I thought, 'Maybe one day, with the right guy.' I have to find the guy first.
— Gabrielle Union
When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one.
— Larry The Cable Guy
You think you're cute," she told him. "You think you're gorgeous. But I'm the one guy here who knows better.
— Ally Carter
Maybe one day the old guys will die off and things will change, 'cuz it's officially getting scary over here in America.
— Hank Williams III
You'll find the guy the one that tells you he dreams about you thats the one you want to be with
— Alice
We're not puzzle pieces, Steph. There's 'no you complete me' guy out there, and the beauty of this day and age is I don't need one.
— Cindi Madsen
I am not a huge fan of the one-sided pining romances where the guy is a perfect love-object because we don't see inside his head.
— Maggie Stiefvater
The guy's (Shane Spencer) ridiculous. No one hits home runs like that. I'm telling you, man, it's ridiculous.
— Derek Jeter
I just saw a guy filling up his gas tank with one hand and smoking with the other. Seriously?
— Jessica Capshaw
What world is there for us where our essential nature - and its right to live free - is one and the same?
— Guy Finley
Just because you used one set on one guy and had success doesn't mean you can use that exact set, that exact timing, the next time.
— D'Brickashaw Ferguson
In his former life though, as the cool guy, he would never have picked up a book, especially one with poems in it.
— Shaun Meeks
You got an all-out prize fight, you wait 'til the fight's over, one guy's left standing and that's how you know who's won.
— David Mamet
If you miss one moment of enjoying your own life and relationships because you're trying to punish someone else, the bad guy wins.
— Amy Dickinson
reaches the American consumer, only one American worker has physically touched the final product: the UPS delivery guy.
— Enrico Moretti
We live among mysteries. Love is one, there are others. We must not imagine we understand all there is to know about the world.
— Guy Gavriel Kay
It's definitely more fun playing a bad guy. It feels a lot better than playing one of the good guys.
— Tom Felton
Of all the passions, the only one that seems respectable to me is the passion for food
— Guy De Maupassant
And if you did it for a good reason, you'd do it for a bad one. You couldn't say "we're the good guys" and do bad-guy things.
— Terry Pratchett
Out of all the things in the world to emulate an ostrich isn't one of them.
— Guy S. Stanton III
My brain must have felt sorry for me, so it'd created the only type of guy I could touch - a fantasy one.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Learn to be one with who you are in Reality, and the waves of a thousand passing worlds cannot wash you away.
— Guy Finley
I think I've become one of the best finishers in boxing; if I hurt a guy, I normally take him out.
— Sugar Ray Leonard
![The One Guy Quotes By Jackie Schaffer: Mark [Duplass] is the same person that I](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/the-one-guy-quotes-by-jackie-schaffer-148261.jpg "The One Guy Quotes By Jackie Schaffer: Mark [Duplass] is the same person that I")
Mark [Duplass] is the same person that I met on day one. He's a very smart, savvy, creative guy. If you ever want a champion on your side, it's Mark.
— Jackie Schaffer
Every soccer player can be on the edge, at the limit, be the bad guy. We have to get used to it. Sometimes I am one of those.
— Luis Suarez
Some of the best projects to ever come out of Atari or Chuck E. Cheese's were from high school dropouts, college dropouts. One guy had been in jail.
— Nolan Bushnell
My girlfriends are my life, but I'm also one of those girls who can hang out with the guys.
— Sophia Bush
Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do ... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.
— Dov Davidoff
I can count the number of dates I've had on one hand. I wish that guys would approach me, but they don't.
— LaToya Jackson
I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman, amazing.
— Casey Stengel
![The One Guy Quotes By John Krasinski: The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars],](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/the-one-guy-quotes-by-john-krasinski-493676.jpg "The One Guy Quotes By John Krasinski: The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars],")
The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself.
— John Krasinski
I like dressing up for dates and dissecting a dinner conversation with a new guy to determine if he might be The One.
— J. Courtney Sullivan
I would love to have a rapper on one of my songs, like Ludacris, or the 'it's so hot in here' guy, Nelly.
— LaToya Jackson
If the fans think I'm a savior, that's fine. But they have to understand I'm one of 25 guys. I can't do it all.
— Mark Prior
This pick is going to be one where people look back and say that was the right guy.
— Bryan Colangelo
The real use of imaginative reading is precisely to suspend one's mind in the workings of another sensibility.
— Guy Davenport
Embrace one another with courage. Search each other's hearts for hidden suffering and never flee what you discover! That's the ticket!
— Guy Vanderhaeghe
Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.
— David Letterman
