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I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny.
— Neil Gaiman
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
— Christopher Plummer
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
— Kristen Schaal
Is it not obvious that Britain, under the regime of Tony Blair, has ceased to respect the Charter of the United Nations?
— Robert Mugabe
The highest that a man can attain is to be able to do.
— G.I. Gurdjieff
Glamour can be something very simple. Glamour can be how you wash your face, how you make your breakfast.
— Zac Posen
Without just one nestA bird can call the world home
Life is your career — Chuck Palahniuk
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
— Melanie Clark Pullen
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
— Lewis Black
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
— Joan Rivers
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
— Russell Howard
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
