The Menopause Quotes
Collection of top 26 famous quotes about The Menopause
The Menopause Quotes & Sayings
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I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE".
— Celia Rivenbark
Menopause, perimenopause, childbirth and breast-feeding can all cause a woman's sex drive to shut down.
— Drew Pinsky
I certainly hope I'm not still answering child-star questions by the time I reach menopause.
— Christina Ricci
Menopause: it had to be the gods' ironic warning to (or just plain nasty trick on) humanity for having artificially extended the life span,
— Haruki Murakami
It's such a cold night and it's the only time I've actively been grateful for menopause. I've been entirely comfortable.
— Emma Thompson
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
— Roseanne Barr
In the end, the real wisdom of menopause may be in questioning how fun or even sane this chore wheel called modern life actually is.
— Sandra Tsing Loh
What you believe can change your experience.
— Staness Jonekos
Evelyn stared into the empty ice cream carton and wondered where the smiling girl in the school pictures had gone.
— Fannie Flagg
Retirement is the menopause of an employee's mind and hands.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Women know when they've got the menopause but men don't quite know. They know it afterwards.
— Omar Sharif
Democracy is the menopause of Western society, the Grand Climacteric of the body social. Fascism is its middle-aged lust.
— Jean Baudrillard
Rock and menopause do not mix.
— Stevie Nicks
I had a bit of a male menopause. It started at the age of 18 and continued until I was 45.
— Ian McShane
Sorrow is not itself evidence of maladjustment but of the adjustment process itself.
— Germaine Greer
The only study that the federal government has engaged in with a vengeance is in trying to see if they can make women fertile after menopause.
— Patricia Schroeder
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
— Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Menopause is your return to where you were before, when your hormone levels are the same as a pre-adolescent girl's.
— Sandra Tsing Loh
