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My passion for Sarah had killed simple lust forever. Never again would I be able to enjoy a woman without love. — Graham Greene

When we're at our weakest, God's at His strongest. We serve a powerful God, boy, and last time I checked, He was still on the throne. — Michelle Griep

Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date. — Lisa Scottoline

I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door. — Bob Dylan

Last time I checked, there were no Americans at all in Renaissance art. — Camille Paglia

Last time I checked, women didn't come with expiration dates. — Anne Calhoun

We are all a little broken. But last time I checked, broken crayons still color the same. — Trent Shelton

Have Tottenham closed the gap on Arsenal?
Last time I checked they were still 4 miles and 11 titles away — Arsene Wenger

Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can't stomach his public persona. I don't like his casual racism and casual misogyny. — Jo Brand

Last time I checked, there is no 'Hall of Average.' — Chip Kelly

Beautiful girl; when I hit on women, they are fucking me in less than five minutes; last time I checked we still have our clothes on. — Bec Botefuhr

Last time I checked I was able to throw the ball a little bit. — Robert Griffin III

News flash," he says. "I'm gay, not a witch. Gay and witch is Dumbedore, and last time I checked, he was still just a guy in a book. — Andrea Cremer

Yes, last time I checked, I did have that appendage. It's fully functional, too. So I guess that means I don't get an invite. — Eden Summers

How quick and rushing life can sometimes seem, when at the same time it's so slow and sweet and everlasting. — Graham Swift

As far as he was concerned , Henry's sudden interest was a case of too little too late — Rachel Gibson

Last time I checked, lifting theory has a PR of zero. — Steve Shaw

If you work hard, whatever you want, it will come to you. I know that's easier said than done, but keep trying. — Beyonce Knowles

I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked. — Tori Amos

Fancy optimizers have fancy bugs. — Rosamund Pike

What's your name?"
"What do you want it to be?"
"Are you a vampire?"
"Not the last time I checked. — Kresley Cole

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.) — James Patterson

A need is life seeking expression within us. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

The last time I checked,I didn't have any special talent,thought Kara.Can I paint a demon to death?Drown it in some gouache? — Kim Richardson

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers. — CM Punk

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. — Stephen Colbert

I hate patriotism ... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked. — Bill Hicks