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I get the real moronic progressive economic plan now. The more we spend the richer we are. How brilliant ... Go figure these idiots. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Silence does not always imply consent. Sometimes it simply means that the silent one has opted out of a discussion with idiots. — Lex Allen

God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing. — M. V. Heberden

There are more idiots in the world than bright ones, but it's the odd good one that makes a big difference. — Karl Pilkington

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.
'The first one. I really resent being called the second. — Melina Marchetta

Come the millennium, month 12, In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader. — Nostradamus

If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

If idiots can't think for themselves, then what is a movement of idiots?

A herd following the flock. — Kevin Focke

Sit and rest while the other idiots find out that they are idiots. — Kim Dare

He offers you a chance to surrender. (Female Gallu)
I told him to quit sucking the blood of idiots. It's now infected his own intellect. (Stryker) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don't know a damn thing except the fact that they're willing to figure it out together. — Anonymous

The pigs are confiscated until these two idiots work out heir marital problems. Gowan, Once Upon a Tower by Eloisa James — Eloisa James

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. — Mark Twain

Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me. — Al Jourgensen

I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children. — Jim Butcher

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning. — Charlie Brooker

I have never voted in my life ... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it. — Karl Pilkington

Aamir discussed the emotional journey he embarks on with each film. — Anupama Chopra

The publishers are idiots or criminals — Wolfgang Reisig

They say God looks after kids and idiots, and I think actors are probably a combination of the two. — Scott Glenn

When you understand just how big the Universe is, you then realize that only idiots fight over an area of space called land. — Marc Marcel

Here's the thing about people who believe in god ... They're idiots. — Jim Jefferies

- What is it about wine, Harry?
- What d'ya mean?
- What is it that cures us?
- Made to glorify the gods. And dull the idiots. — Colum McCann

THE FINAL TOUCH
Portrait of nobody in particular
Idiots are really
one hundred per cent
when they are also
intelligent. — Piet Hein

Yes," Vorkosigan agreed, "I could take over the universe with this army if I could ever get all their weapons pointed in the same direction. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

Will the mob ever learn? Don't dress your guys like identical fucking idiots. — Vivian Wood

Blessed are the idiots, for they are happiest people on earth. — Barry Hughart

Few of the great tragedies of history were created by the village idiot, and many by the village genius. — Thomas Sowell

The canvas has an idiotic stare and mesmerises some painters so much that they turn into idiots themselves. — Vincent Van Gogh

women have a tremendous capacity to forgive the idiots they love." My — Lauren Rowe

And anyway most people are idiots. They don't care about the why. They only care about what threatens them. — Orson Scott Card

Idiots are always in favour of inequality of income (their only chance of eminence), and the really great in favour of equality. — George Bernard Shaw

The old SV (Socialist Left Party) were useful idiots for the communists in Moscow. Today's SV are useful idiots for Saddam Hussein. — Carl I. Hagen

I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the only two idiots who couldn't. — Kami Garcia

Any idiot or imbecile can easily make enemies; the important and the hard thing is to make friends easily and keep them as friends always! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots. — Mikhail Bakunin

Sometimes the truth is so deep that it takes someone with the same depth to see it, while others can't see past the level they have never moved from. — Shannon L. Alder

Complete fugging idiots shoot guns all the time. That's why there are so many dead people. — John Green

If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport. — Laura Davenport

Doctors are idiots," ...."It's the surrogate that counts. — Amy Ewing

The female characters in 'Peep Show' are not 'strong': they are idiots. As idiotic as the men. — Robert Webb

I literally feel pity for a lot of the stupid idiots that I have to deal with. — Rose McGowan

Solemnity is the shield of idiots — Montesquieu

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later. — Louis Aragon

I would tell myself that I was about to address the largest mass assembly of idiots ever gathered in the history of mankind. — Winston Churchill

It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church. — Flannery O'Connor

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble. — Mark Twain

The world dread nothing so much as being convinced of their errors. — William Hazlitt

I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet. — Stanislaw Lem

The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic. — H.L. Mencken

Remember, life is too short to be spent dancing with idiots. — Carew Papritz

The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots. — George Eliot

The only guaranteed way to be a genius is to surround yourself with idiots. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Only men would think of cutting themselves to determine who the packleader is. Idiots. — Christopher Paolini

That's the problem with any 'simple truth' - it always takes a gaggle of complete idiots or a team of all-knowing geniuses to miss it. — Ali Sheikh

Idiots always keep burying the truths not knowing that even the stomachs of the graves cannot digest the truths and throw up! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Upon my word," thought Mrs. Fisher, "the way one pretty face can turn a delightful man into an idiot is past all patience. — Elizabeth Von Arnim

When things don't go well, it helps to think of yourself as a genius and the rest of the world as a bunch of idiots. — Tom Perrotta

The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious. — Vivienne Westwood

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it. — Mark Twain

For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern. — Joe Rogan

I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write. — Larry David

We're hardly idiots, Linzi. I think we can manage without an instruction manual." - Trissk from Hunter's Edge (After the Fall series) — Gayla Drummond

What I learned is that it's arrogant to be certain of anything. The world is a complex place and only idiots or assholes think they know it all. — Lisa Gardner

Does FBI mean Federal Bureau of Idiots? — Margaret Peterson Haddix

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind. — William Shakespeare

Although looked down upon, the idiots seemed to have the more peaceful lives: nothing was expected of them. — Charles Bukowski

The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots. — H.L. Mencken

Idiots have always been exploited, and this is only right. The day they cease to be, they will triumph, and the world will be lost. — Alfred Capus

I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day. — Brian McKnight

What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots? — Cassandra Clare

I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots. — Muammar Al-Gaddafi

But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots. — Basil Bunting

Oh, the usual. Just some idiots jealous of me being married to the hottest human around. — Richelle Mead

I am the king idiot," he muttered, "of all the world's fucking idiots. — Scott Lynch

I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots. — Albert Einstein

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water. — Jim Gaffigan

Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help. — Doug Stanhope

When people lack true culture or are devoid of innovative ideas, they speak about wine, various brands of alcoholic beverages, or the quality of soap. — Dimitris Mita

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster. — George Carlin

Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally. — Dorothy L. Sayers

Better Than You island doesn't exist. And if it does it's full of idiots, looking over their shoulder for the next idiot to arrive. — David Whitehouse

Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell. — Raheel Farooq

Sometimes I feel that the world is made up of sensible people who know the plot and bloody idiots who don't. — Terry Pratchett

You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!"

~Haruhi — Bisco Hatori

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. — Rebecca West

The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect. — Marquis De Sade

By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming an idiot oneself. — Gustave Flaubert

Opera? Dear God why?' That was the last thing I needed. A bunch of fat and painted idiots wailing at me from a stage for several hours. 'Just — Mark Lawrence

Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane ... — Mark Twain

[On the racial backlash about Hunger Games casting]: People should have ignored the five racist idiots. — Nina Jacobson

The first thing I learned at school was that some people are idiots; the second thing I learned was that some are even worse. — Orhan Pamuk

The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life. — Jaggi Vasudev

War always reaches the depths of horror because of idiots who perpetuate terror from generation to generation under the pretext of vengeance. — Guy Sajer

It's not that Perl programmers are idiots, it's that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever done. — Erik Naggum

If we lose our sanity ... We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots, the howl of the utterly lost howling their nowhereness. — D.H. Lawrence

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them — Walter Kerr

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest. — Karen Blixen