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I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it. — Tamora Pierce

Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'. — Terry Pratchett

God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing. — M. V. Heberden

Everyone But an Idiot Knows That The Lower Classes Must Be Kept Poor, or They Will Never Be Industrious — Arthur Young

Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. — Charlie Chaplin

I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot. — Curt Schilling

I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for. — Brandon Mull

You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot. — Christopher Titus

There was nothing judgemental or accusatory about the question, so why did I still feel like an idiot? — Alexandra Bracken

Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends. — Robert E. Sherwood

Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong. — Roger Rosenblatt

He put a bullet through the forehead of the starving idiot face. — Stephen King

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright

Working with a great director is wonderful for an actor because it means that you're not forced to take the advice of an idiot. — Klaus Kinski

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity. — Janet Evanovich

Our word 'idiot' comes from the Greek name for the man who took no share in public matters. — Edith Hamilton

Thinking that we have to always burn our candle at both ends in order to benefit others is perhaps the greatest idiot compassion of all. — Ethan Nichtern

I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty — Madonna Ciccone

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel ... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot. — Martin Van Creveld

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it. — Karl Pilkington

The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it. — Osbert Sitwell

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who. — Chetan Bhagat

The Great White Male is rap's Grand Inquisitor, its idiot questioner, its Alien Other no less than Reds were for McCarthy. — David Foster Wallace

When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer. — Joan Van Ark

While Obama merely bowed clumsily in the direction of Idiot America, John McCain set up housekeeping there. — Charles P. Pierce

Truthfully, she was the best thing in his life and he was a complete idiot if he let her walk away from him. — Jill Shalvis

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot. — Will Ferrell

The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. — Euripides

Pelamus turned around, and bless the idiot, he gave a monologue. — Ari Bach

The law is an ass, an idiot. — Charles Dickens

The biggest idiot you will meet in life will be the person that thinks they know it all. — Christopher Jones

The nasty evil idiot if a dragon! Why — Chris Runce

Who called the idiot brigade? — Natsuki Takaya

VALENTINE: Are you talking about Lord Byron, the poet?
BERNARD: No, you fucking idiot, we're talking about Lord Byron, the chartered accountant. — Tom Stoppard

Love is not an option. It's the choice of an idiot who wants to end with nothing, robbed and abused and humiliated. — Matt Rees

Daddy loved his son. Daddy believed his son walked on water. Daddy, Mike had long ago decided, was an idiot. — Nicholas Sparks

When the wise man points at the Moon, the idiot looks at the finger. — Confucius

If we lose our sanity ... We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots, the howl of the utterly lost howling their nowhereness. — D.H. Lawrence

Is being an idiot like being high all the time? — Janeane Garofalo

I turned down the lead role in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, because that idiot Oliver Stone didn't think the character should play the alto sax. — Michael Cera

The gaping trunk looked like the mouth of a village idiot who was explaining that he didn't know anything about anything. — Kurt Vonnegut

Phase two of Operation Fish and CHIPs (Clean House of the Idiot Piranhas) — Brenda Pandos

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster. — George Carlin

He's no idiot, in fact he's a genius... and that's as far from an idiot as you can get without reaching madness. — Mike Judge

A fan is someone who, if you have made an idiot of yourself on the pitch, doesn't think you've done a permanent job. — Jack Lynch

Better Than You island doesn't exist. And if it does it's full of idiots, looking over their shoulder for the next idiot to arrive. — David Whitehouse

You should pass us by and forgive us our happiness, said the prince in a low voice. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The world is a raving idiot, and no man can kill it: though I'll do my best. But you're right. We must rescue ourselves as best we can. — D.H. Lawrence

By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming an idiot oneself. — Gustave Flaubert

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. — Dave Barry

That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics. — Alan Moore

I spent that whole damn day wandering around the city trying to figure out how to tell how much I loved you without sounding like an idiot. — S.C. Stephens

The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect. — Marquis De Sade

A complete subnormal idiot. A good guy. wait until the fog came in some night and they sent him back to his lonely closed for a hand job. — Charles Bukowski

The more power a man held, the more likely he was to be an idiot with it. — Robert Jordan

Tell me again why you have barbecues in the middle of winter, bro?"
Nate looked at him like he was an idiot. "We like steak. — Pamela Clare

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you. — Michael Jordan

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. — Jay Leno

There are certain trifles I do not forgive. Not having read the required book. Having read it like an idiot. - John Shade — Vladimir Nabokov

burglars are idiot masters of the built environment, drunk Jedis of architectural space. — Geoff Manaugh

Apparently while I was reading
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating, he'd read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot. — Tracy Brogan

The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! — Brian Spellman

The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots. — H.L. Mencken

Idiots have always been exploited, and this is only right. The day they cease to be, they will triumph, and the world will be lost. — Alfred Capus

I'd fallen hard. Like a stupid idiot, I'd gone and fallen in love with the guy that took my virginity and rocked my world. Damn it. — Jessica Clare

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. — Mark Twain

But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots. — Basil Bunting

You're like the cute version of the village idiot. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

To Generalize is to be an Idiot; To Particularize is the Alone Distinction of Merit. — William Blake

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence. — Christian Finnegan

I am the king idiot," he muttered, "of all the world's fucking idiots. — Scott Lynch

Levi: I thought I heard dirt moving around in the shape of an idiot. So it was you? — Hajime Isayama

Jesus, look at that idiot!" Waters' exec muttered, and the citizen captain shook his head in disgust. Having — David Weber

Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell. — Raheel Farooq

There were valuable first editions of books in the enormous library, most of them had been scribbled in by some idiot named Will H. — Cassandra Clare

Nothing will make you look like an idiot faster than the fact that you don't know what you doing. — Auliq Ice

The 100% American is 99% idiot. — George Bernard Shaw

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. — Tahereh Mafi

Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? — Anne Rice

The person who is too smart to love is truly an idiot. — Neil Strauss

Upon my word," thought Mrs. Fisher, "the way one pretty face can turn a delightful man into an idiot is past all patience. — Elizabeth Von Arnim

How could they think Noel was hot? If this was REALLY Versailles, Noel SO would not be Louis XIV, he would be the French version of the village idiot — Sara Shepard

You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"

Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe

The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious. — Vivienne Westwood

If we assume that man actually does resemble God, then we are forced into the impossible theory that God is a coward, an idiot and a bounder. — H.L. Mencken

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. — Horace Mann

One idiot can shut 1000 wise men mouths, where as 1000 wise will fail to open the eyes of an idiot. — Yssubramanyam

Yes, you're in charge. That makes me XO, and it's the XO's job to tell the captain when he's being an idiot. You're being an idiot, sir. — James S.A. Corey

You gonna tuck me in?"
She stifled the grin. Opportunistic, determined idiot. "You gonna behave?"
"Define 'behave. — Elizabeth Hunter

Take care not to step on the foot of a learned idiot. His bite is incurable. — Paul Gauguin

I 'never told my love' vocally; still, if looks have language, the merest idiot might have guessed I was over head and ears; — Emily Bronte

Just stay still, if you stay still it can't find you. That's sharks, you idiot. Sharks and dinosaurs. This isn't Jurassic Park. — Kelley Armstrong

The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius. — Billy Wilder

While time, the endless idiot, runs screaming around the world — Carson McCullers

I'm an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past. — Kellyn Roth

What kind of idiot breaks all his bones at the precise moment his damsel needs him the most? — Karen Marie Moning

You are an idiot," Tom informed him.
Prophet stared at the duct tape around his wrists. "I have no argument against that at the moment. — S.E. Jakes

Oh, please, could the cohesive-thought fairies land on her with some inspiration? She sounded like an idiot. — Anna J. Stewart

The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot. — Ian Strang

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language! — Alec Baldwin