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Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'.
— Terry Pratchett
Everyone But an Idiot Knows That The Lower Classes Must Be Kept Poor, or They Will Never Be Industrious
— Arthur Young
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.
— Charlie Chaplin
I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for.
— Brandon Mull
You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot.
— Christopher Titus
There was nothing judgemental or accusatory about the question, so why did I still feel like an idiot?
— Alexandra Bracken
Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends.
— Robert E. Sherwood
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
— Steven Wright
Working with a great director is wonderful for an actor because it means that you're not forced to take the advice of an idiot.
— Klaus Kinski
A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.
— Janet Evanovich
Our word 'idiot' comes from the Greek name for the man who took no share in public matters.
— Edith Hamilton
Thinking that we have to always burn our candle at both ends in order to benefit others is perhaps the greatest idiot compassion of all.
— Ethan Nichtern
I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty
— Madonna Ciccone
If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel ... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.
— Martin Van Creveld
There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.
— Karl Pilkington
The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it.
— Osbert Sitwell
The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.
— Chetan Bhagat
The Great White Male is rap's Grand Inquisitor, its idiot questioner, its Alien Other no less than Reds were for McCarthy.
— David Foster Wallace
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
— Joan Van Ark
While Obama merely bowed clumsily in the direction of Idiot America, John McCain set up housekeeping there.
— Charles P. Pierce
Truthfully, she was the best thing in his life and he was a complete idiot if he let her walk away from him.
— Jill Shalvis
I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.
— Will Ferrell
The law is an ass, an idiot.
— Charles Dickens
The biggest idiot you will meet in life will be the person that thinks they know it all.
— Christopher Jones
The nasty evil idiot if a dragon! Why
— Chris Runce
Who called the idiot brigade?
— Natsuki Takaya
Daddy loved his son. Daddy believed his son walked on water. Daddy, Mike had long ago decided, was an idiot.
— Nicholas Sparks
If we lose our sanity ... We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots, the howl of the utterly lost howling their nowhereness.
— D.H. Lawrence
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
— Janeane Garofalo
The gaping trunk looked like the mouth of a village idiot who was explaining that he didn't know anything about anything.
— Kurt Vonnegut
There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.
— George Carlin
He's no idiot, in fact he's a genius... and that's as far from an idiot as you can get without reaching madness.
— Mike Judge
A fan is someone who, if you have made an idiot of yourself on the pitch, doesn't think you've done a permanent job.
— Jack Lynch
Better Than You island doesn't exist. And if it does it's full of idiots, looking over their shoulder for the next idiot to arrive.
— David Whitehouse
You should pass us by and forgive us our happiness, said the prince in a low voice.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
The world is a raving idiot, and no man can kill it: though I'll do my best. But you're right. We must rescue ourselves as best we can.
— D.H. Lawrence
I spent that whole damn day wandering around the city trying to figure out how to tell how much I loved you without sounding like an idiot.
— S.C. Stephens
The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect.
— Marquis De Sade
A complete subnormal idiot. A good guy. wait until the fog came in some night and they sent him back to his lonely closed for a hand job.
— Charles Bukowski
Tell me again why you have barbecues in the middle of winter, bro?"Nate looked at him like he was an idiot. "We like steak. — Pamela Clare
You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.
— Michael Jordan
There are certain trifles I do not forgive. Not having read the required book. Having read it like an idiot. - John Shade
— Vladimir Nabokov
burglars are idiot masters of the built environment, drunk Jedis of architectural space.
— Geoff Manaugh
Apparently while I was readingThe Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating, he'd read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot. — Tracy Brogan
The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots.
— H.L. Mencken
Idiots have always been exploited, and this is only right. The day they cease to be, they will triumph, and the world will be lost.
— Alfred Capus
I'd fallen hard. Like a stupid idiot, I'd gone and fallen in love with the guy that took my virginity and rocked my world. Damn it.
— Jessica Clare
But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots.
— Basil Bunting
You're like the cute version of the village idiot.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
To Generalize is to be an Idiot; To Particularize is the Alone Distinction of Merit.
— William Blake
The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.
— Christian Finnegan
Levi: I thought I heard dirt moving around in the shape of an idiot. So it was you?
— Hajime Isayama
Jesus, look at that idiot!" Waters' exec muttered, and the citizen captain shook his head in disgust. Having
— David Weber
Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell.
— Raheel Farooq
There were valuable first editions of books in the enormous library, most of them had been scribbled in by some idiot named Will H.
— Cassandra Clare
Nothing will make you look like an idiot faster than the fact that you don't know what you doing.
— Auliq Ice
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
— George Bernard Shaw
Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.
— Tahereh Mafi
The person who is too smart to love is truly an idiot.
— Neil Strauss
Upon my word," thought Mrs. Fisher, "the way one pretty face can turn a delightful man into an idiot is past all patience.
— Elizabeth Von Arnim
You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe
The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.
— Vivienne Westwood
If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.
— Horace Mann
One idiot can shut 1000 wise men mouths, where as 1000 wise will fail to open the eyes of an idiot.
— Yssubramanyam
Yes, you're in charge. That makes me XO, and it's the XO's job to tell the captain when he's being an idiot. You're being an idiot, sir.
— James S.A. Corey
You gonna tuck me in?"She stifled the grin. Opportunistic, determined idiot. "You gonna behave?"
"Define 'behave. — Elizabeth Hunter
I 'never told my love' vocally; still, if looks have language, the merest idiot might have guessed I was over head and ears;
— Emily Bronte
Just stay still, if you stay still it can't find you. That's sharks, you idiot. Sharks and dinosaurs. This isn't Jurassic Park.
— Kelley Armstrong
The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.
— Billy Wilder
While time, the endless idiot, runs screaming around the world
— Carson McCullers
I'm an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past.
— Kellyn Roth
What kind of idiot breaks all his bones at the precise moment his damsel needs him the most?
— Karen Marie Moning
