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I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would run into a burning building to save the baby. — Christian Slater

George of the Jungle is a cartoon. He's a guy who swings around on a vine all day. Are you not buying that? — Brendan Fraser

I used to be called 'a Mexican guy who can walk a pack of dogs.' Now the world calls me 'The Dog Whisperer'. — Cesar Millan

Rule number one: Why is it that the one time a cute guy talks to you, you have a friend who's in crisis? — Candace Bushnell

I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.' — Steven Tyler

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off! — Henny Youngman

Drugs are in every walk of life - doctors, lawyers, preachers, the guy who works for IBM, teenagers on the street, teenagers in school. — Smokey Robinson

I'm getting to the point where they see me as a good actor, rather than just a good guy who can act. — Morris Chestnut

The military preferred - invariably - those who could be readily defined, assigned roles, understood, and controlled. — Guy Gavriel Kay

Logan Quinn was the kind of guy who could stab me in the eye with a freaking Twizzler. — Jennifer Estep

According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work. — Jim Fowler

Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it. — Guy Davenport

A hot guy who fucks sluts in the nightclubs a companion for life does not make. — Penelope Fletcher

From asking, become a guy who listens the 50-60% of the answers are there. — Deyth Banger

[Macklemore]'s always nervous about messing up, like how a guy who's caught the attention of a girl who's too pretty for him behaves. — Shea Serrano

I've never met a guy who makes me feel cold at the same time he makes me hot. It's weird. But I like it. Too much. — C.M. Stunich

Who do you think you are?" His gaze dropped to her lips. "I'm the guy who's going to kiss you tonight. — Tessa Bailey

Every girl deserves a guy who'll prove to her that not all guys are the same, a guy who'll love her just the way she is. — Lil' Wayne

I don't think Chris Callaghan is the kind of guy who likes to quote himself. But I may be wrong. — Chris Callaghan

Who you really are, your True Nature, is no more tied to the kind of person you've been than the wind is tied to the skies through which it moves. — Guy Finley

I'm strictly a 'look at the menu but don't order anything' guy when it comes to attractive women who aren't my wife. — C.T. Phipps

Beautiful revelations of power are often written by the guy who got kicked around and didn't have any power. — Joss Whedon

The fact that the guy who was arguably his best friend had to watch the whole thing was just part of the cluster-fuck carousel, an added ball crusher. — J.R. Ward

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. --John Woods comp.lang.c++ — Jeff Knupp

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot. — Will Ferrell

I'm the kind of guy who only makes a mistake once, never twice. — Georges St-Pierre

Im Hunter. The guy who has sex like an animal. If you're with me. I'll fucking tear you to pieces" -Hunter (fierce) — Clarissa Wild

I mean, have you ever tried to devise a mutually beneficial win-win solution with a guy who thinks he's the messiah? It — Chris Voss

I seem to be incapable of playing that guy that always does the right thing, who always responds well in any circumstance. — Grant Bowler

A twerp was defined as a guy who put his set of false teeth up his rear end and bit the buttons off the backseats of taxicabs. — Kurt Vonnegut

To the guy who finishes my sentences and gets my jokes. Even the lame ones. — Kim Harrison

Boxers are hot, and by boxers I mean guys who box, not the underwear. So get rid of 'em! — Carson Kressley

The man who is receiving the money is getting rich and the guy who is giving the money is getting poorer — Sunday Adelaja

There's a huge fucking missile launcher in our backyard and apparently the only thing between us and Armageddon is some guy who's afraid of a duck. — Louise Penny

Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy. — Jack Benny

Marlee [Matlin] is who she is and just happens to use an interpreter. I'm not a teacher. I'm not a helper. I'm just Jack, the interpreter guy. — Jack Jason

The simplest of women are wonderful liars who can extricate themselves from the most difficult dilemmas with a skill bordering on genius. — Guy De Maupassant

So many murders happen because the victim trusts the guy who comes to the door, or asks for help, or offers a ride. — Jodi Picoult

So the guy who shot Gadhafi was wearing a Yankees cap. Did you see that? If he'd had a Boston Red Sox hat on he probably would have missed. — David Letterman

I am the guy, next door who eats a lot and doesn't get fat. — Jordano Quaglia

I'm not the kind of guy who's taking advantage of my position. — Paul Walker

Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I'll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start. — Bobby Darin

The problem a guy who lies all the time faces is he never can tell when anybody else is telling the truth. — Deacon Jones

We've got a guy coming on who predicted a quake the last time on the show; I don't know what to make of this earthquake prediction stuff. — Howard Stern

Obama is a guy who claims to be unaware that there was a Tea Party, a guy that's detached from the country. — Grover Norquist

I am, at the end of the day, a guy who loves story. — Max Landis

I never get tired of smiling. I'm just the kind of guy who likes to smile. — Jason Ritter

I'd never directed before and this movie's too important to me to put in the hands of some guy who has never directed. Even if it's me. — Paul Reiser

There's one guy who inspired a nation of golfers, and that's Greg Norman. He's been incredible to me and all the great golfers. — Adam Derek Scott

I would always have been the geek who's your friend. I will never be the dark guy with a sensitive side, as much as I yearn to be. — Jon Cryer

The reason I love Luis Palau is because this is a guy who is completely all about evangelism and reaching people and the lost with the gospel. — Stephen Baldwin

I haven't always recruited for the best talent. I've taken a few guys who would fit for different reasons. Leadership. Toughness — Tom Izzo

Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be. — Hank Azaria

I wasn't the guy who got straight As. I got As and Bs and a couple Cs. — Harry Shum Jr.

I clear my throat. You deserve to be taken out for your birthday. And ... I want to be the guy who takes you on your first date. — Becca Ann

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. — Dan Castellaneta

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly. — Scott Adams

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.' — Carol Leifer

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. — Scott Aukerman

The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks! — Gene Mauch

My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant, always said the guy who dressed the best was Fred Astaire. — Andy Garcia

Dex The Dick. Dex The Kind Grump was shoving his tongue down my throat. My boss. Dex. Charlie. The guy who signed my paychecks. — Mariana Zapata

In all our pictures, we had an antagonist who becomes the good guy, and the underdog fulfills his quest. — Arthur Rankin Jr.

In spite of how things may appear to us, we are never trapped by where we are. The trap is always who we are — Guy Finley

You know why the experts don't have an easy answer? Because a fucking expert's the guy who knows how complicated the fucking questions are. — Claire North

I hadn't been a nerd, mind you. I'd just been the type of guy who spent a lot of time by himself, focused entirely on a single consuming interest. — Brandon Sanderson

The chances of someone who looks like Jesus having pot raises steadily, to a point. If the guy is on a cross you may have the wrong guy. — Demetri Martin

I'm not a guy who did drugs or drank alcohol. I had a good work ethic and gave back to the community. — Walt Frazier

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion. — Dana Gould

I'm not playing for other musicians. We're trying to reach the guy who works all day and wants to spend a buck at night. We'll keep him happy. — Nat King Cole

You're the type of guy who always snaps at some point and becomes a mass murderer! — Daniel Clowes

I don't appreciate the disrespect, because I've been playing hurt for a guy who won't respect you. I don't deserve it ... It's time for me to move on. — Melvin Mora

I've never been the guy who's like, 'I take it home with me.' — Justin Theroux

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. — Rachel Maddow

Oh shit, another guy who doesn't talk. Is this what makes women lesbians? The desire to have a good conversation? — Caroline Hanson

I never wanted to be the great guy or the colorful guy or the interesting guy. I wanted to be the guy who won titles. — Pete Sampras

The good agent probably is not the reader, he's just the guy who can put together a deal. — Rod Serling

I'm not usually the guy who has people hiding in his bushes and saying, 'Will you love me forever and ever?' — Doug Jones

I'm not the kind of guy who rides the same roller-coaster twice. Once is enough,and then the thrill is gone and so is the interest. — Emma Chase

I let the evening unfold. I'm the sort of guy who likes to sit in the chair and look at the wine glass. — Roger Federer

Sparky's the only guy I know who's written more books than he's read. — Ernie Harwell

Never hire anyone who starts a sentence with the word "Dude!" and never work for a guy who doesn't know the difference between mute and moot — Larry Brooks

Actually, the Burmese don't refer to her by name. They just call her "The Lady." It's like Voldemort in Harry Potter, "He Who Must Not Be Named. — Guy Delisle

I've heard of a guy in Chicago who advertises in the phone book under "Wizard",though that's probably a urban legend. — Benedict Jacka

Mental toughness must be developed before you start fighting because you don't want to be that guy who quits in the ring. — Forrest Griffin

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet. — Cynthia Nixon

I cannot speak for those who come after, or what the world will be. We are not made that way. — Guy Gavriel Kay

Learn to be one with who you are in Reality, and the waves of a thousand passing worlds cannot wash you away. — Guy Finley

It's that big guy who's the government. — Victor Hugo

I don't do anything the same every day. Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel. — Jonathan Winters

Why was it always the woman who had to sacrifice for love? Just once, couldn't a guy do it instead? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

In 1981, I was a futurist - or at least I was a guy who put on a futurist hat occasionally - and I wrote about the 21st century. — William Gibson

In real life, I don't fall in love with the guy who wines and dines me, I fall in love with the flaws and the humanity. — Rosemarie DeWitt

Question: What do you get the man who has everything? Answer: a concious. That guy is so greedy. — Demitri Martin

I get to represent somebody I don't think is getting represented right now. The regular dude: the guy who believes in God but still likes pussy. — Kanye West

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you? — Greg Behrendt

I'm a guy of 92kg. I haven't got the physique of someone who can work back and then sprint up front again throughout a match! — Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I like smoking pot, but I'm not the kind of guy who smokes every day. — Etgar Keret

My girlfriends are my life, but I'm also one of those girls who can hang out with the guys. — Sophia Bush

I don't know who that guy was in the famous statue called The Thinker, but he was so deep in thought, he forgot to put on a pair of pants. — R.J. Silver