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The Guard Funny Quotes By Zadie Smith: Any woman who counts on her face is

Any woman who counts on her face is a fool. — Zadie Smith

The Guard Funny Quotes By Carroll O'Connor: I've run into some S.O.B. directors, but I

I've run into some S.O.B. directors, but I gave them back as good as I got. — Carroll O'Connor

The Guard Funny Quotes By Sylvester Stallone: Every generation, including mine, has to find their

Every generation, including mine, has to find their own heroes. — Sylvester Stallone

The Guard Funny Quotes By Andrea Speed: Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. — Andrea Speed

The Guard Funny Quotes By Lalita Tademy: Don't be so eager to judge, Suzette. You

Don't be so eager to judge, Suzette. You can't tell how heavy somebody else's load is just from looking. — Lalita Tademy

The Guard Funny Quotes By Amy Robach: I am going to cut my hair very

I am going to cut my hair very short; I've never done this before ... I want to say I had something to do with how I look, not the cancer. — Amy Robach

The Guard Funny Quotes By Erma Bombeck: You hear a lot of dialogue on the

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates. — Erma Bombeck

The Guard Funny Quotes By Alfred Jarry: It is one of the great joys of

It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a pistol in one's own bedroom — Alfred Jarry

The Guard Funny Quotes By P.A. Wunderlich: Happiness is achieved by flowing with the known

Happiness is achieved by flowing with the known and the unknown within you, being in a state of simplified simplicity. — P.A. Wunderlich

The Guard Funny Quotes By John Green: I think that most of us [writers] would

I think that most of us [writers] would rather have an audience than countless riches. If we wanted to be rich, we'd be doing smething else. — John Green

The Guard Funny Quotes By Thomas Pynchon: So claim'd are the Surveyors in their contra-solar

So claim'd are the Surveyors in their contra-solar Return by Might-it-bes, and If-it-weres, - not to mention What-was-thats. — Thomas Pynchon

The Guard Funny Quotes By Taylor Grace: Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone

Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Annr, guard, Zearlach city. — Taylor Grace

The Guard Funny Quotes By Jami Attenberg: I feel a bigger sense of fulfillment when

I feel a bigger sense of fulfillment when writing a novel, and short stories are more about instant gratification. — Jami Attenberg

The Guard Funny Quotes By David Baldacci: her with him she was likely going to

her with him she was likely going to — David Baldacci

The Guard Funny Quotes By David Wong: Damn it! I knew she was a monster!

Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes. — David Wong