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Any woman who counts on her face is a fool. — Zadie Smith

I've run into some S.O.B. directors, but I gave them back as good as I got. — Carroll O'Connor

Every generation, including mine, has to find their own heroes. — Sylvester Stallone

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. — Andrea Speed

Don't be so eager to judge, Suzette. You can't tell how heavy somebody else's load is just from looking. — Lalita Tademy

I am going to cut my hair very short; I've never done this before ... I want to say I had something to do with how I look, not the cancer. — Amy Robach

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates. — Erma Bombeck

It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a pistol in one's own bedroom — Alfred Jarry

Happiness is achieved by flowing with the known and the unknown within you, being in a state of simplified simplicity. — P.A. Wunderlich

I think that most of us [writers] would rather have an audience than countless riches. If we wanted to be rich, we'd be doing smething else. — John Green

So claim'd are the Surveyors in their contra-solar Return by Might-it-bes, and If-it-weres, - not to mention What-was-thats. — Thomas Pynchon

Killing demons is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Annr, guard, Zearlach city. — Taylor Grace

I feel a bigger sense of fulfillment when writing a novel, and short stories are more about instant gratification. — Jami Attenberg

her with him she was likely going to — David Baldacci

Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes. — David Wong