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Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable.
— Mindy Greenstein
A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I'm learning new levels of patience, perseverance and desire,
— Kevin Jorgeson
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
— Mitch Hedberg
I love those shows where they go to all the greasy diners in America.
— Heather Langenkamp
I think I might be bi-polar. It's not normal to be this emotionally unstable.
— Michelle N. Onuorah
I was schooled at home, then didn't go to university because I married when I was 17. I didn't go into work until late in my life.
— Carolina Herrera
Nothing succeeds like success. Kill me now.
— Doug Westberg
I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn't exist anymore.
— Sophie Kinsella
Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.
— Charles M. Schulz
Culture is the collective programming of the mind which distinguishes the members of one group from another.
— Geert Hofstede
For many phenomena, 80% of consequences stem from 20% of the causes.
— Joseph M. Juran
I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
— Paul Fussell
Never bullshit a bullshitter.
— Jennifer Niven
Oh, precious losing streak,you're too cute for your own good.
I try to laugh about it
but my face is made of wood. — Casey Renee Kiser
Glory?.... Glory belongs to God alone.
— Cassandra Clare
Did I miss the denial, anger, and bargaining phases, or did you leap straight to depression?
— Kat Lowe
To fit the individual to live and to function in the institutional life of his day.
— Max Braithwaite
It's a dialogue, not a monologue, and some people don't understand that. Social media is more like a telephone than a television.
— Amy Jo Martin
When your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper so it doesn't ruin your whole day.
— Jay Wickre
Maybe tranquility is the dirt under my nails. I know it's there but I never feel like digging it out.
— Casey Renee Kiser
Listening to your own sets and listening to the audience as you perform. It's a conversation of sorts. There is an exchange.
— Ted Alexandro
You've always been nuts. That's fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you've been depressed nuts. I can't deal with that.- Anthony — Jennifer Crusie
Somebody stop the world. I'm scared and I want to get off.
— James Delano
He comes.And he comes
loaded
with noise pollution.
If I ever prayed for anything,
it was for a man
to shut up. — Casey Renee Kiser
I'm so glad I didn't die on the various occasions I have earnestly wished I might, for I would have missed a lot of lovely weather.
— Elizabeth Von Arnim
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
— Saurabh Sharma
Why did the undertaker sink into a deep depression?Because he was already one foot in the grave — Stephan Attia
Smiles are a funny thingand laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser
Nobody evers seems to realize that a statistic is just a coincidence that has had a lot of experience.
— S.L. Varnado
I feel like I've been fortunate enough that I've gotten to meet and work with some really passionate people.
— Vanessa Hudgens
What's the difference between depression and South America?If you really had to, you could conquer South America. — Doug Westberg
As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.
— P.G. Wodehouse
You got to find your own places. The places you get, girl, the ones that stick in your heart. And if you're lucky, you find people to share them with.
— Kirsten Hubbard
