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Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable. — Mindy Greenstein

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle. — P.G. Wodehouse

I'm learning new levels of patience, perseverance and desire, — Kevin Jorgeson

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that. — Mitch Hedberg

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. — Lettie Cowman

I love those shows where they go to all the greasy diners in America. — Heather Langenkamp

Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman. — P.G. Wodehouse

I think I might be bi-polar. It's not normal to be this emotionally unstable. — Michelle N. Onuorah

I was schooled at home, then didn't go to university because I married when I was 17. I didn't go into work until late in my life. — Carolina Herrera

Nothing succeeds like success. Kill me now. — Doug Westberg

I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn't exist anymore. — Sophie Kinsella

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart. — Charles M. Schulz

Culture is the collective programming of the mind which distinguishes the members of one group from another. — Geert Hofstede

For many phenomena, 80% of consequences stem from 20% of the causes. — Joseph M. Juran

I find nothing more depressing than optimism. — Paul Fussell

Never bullshit a bullshitter. — Jennifer Niven

Oh, precious losing streak,
you're too cute for your own good.
I try to laugh about it
but my face is made of wood. — Casey Renee Kiser

Glory?.... Glory belongs to God alone. — Cassandra Clare

Did I miss the denial, anger, and bargaining phases, or did you leap straight to depression? — Kat Lowe

To fit the individual to live and to function in the institutional life of his day. — Max Braithwaite

It's a dialogue, not a monologue, and some people don't understand that. Social media is more like a telephone than a television. — Amy Jo Martin

When your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper so it doesn't ruin your whole day. — Jay Wickre

Maybe tranquility is the dirt under my nails. I know it's there but I never feel like digging it out. — Casey Renee Kiser

At times of the severest depression, humor is what binds people together. — Robert Carlyle

Listening to your own sets and listening to the audience as you perform. It's a conversation of sorts. There is an exchange. — Ted Alexandro

You've always been nuts. That's fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you've been depressed nuts. I can't deal with that.
- Anthony — Jennifer Crusie

Somebody stop the world. I'm scared and I want to get off. — James Delano

He comes.
And he comes
loaded
with noise pollution.
If I ever prayed for anything,
it was for a man
to shut up. — Casey Renee Kiser

Prideful fool. It hurt his feelings that he couldn't make my crazy go away. You know how men are. Always trying to fix things can't be fixed. — Ken Wheaton

Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack — Josh Stern

I'm so glad I didn't die on the various occasions I have earnestly wished I might, for I would have missed a lot of lovely weather. — Elizabeth Von Arnim

There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled. — Saurabh Sharma

Why did the undertaker sink into a deep depression?
Because he was already one foot in the grave — Stephan Attia

Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser

Nobody evers seems to realize that a statistic is just a coincidence that has had a lot of experience. — S.L. Varnado

I feel like I've been fortunate enough that I've gotten to meet and work with some really passionate people. — Vanessa Hudgens

What's the difference between depression and South America?
If you really had to, you could conquer South America. — Doug Westberg

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight. — P.G. Wodehouse

You got to find your own places. The places you get, girl, the ones that stick in your heart. And if you're lucky, you find people to share them with. — Kirsten Hubbard

I have learned that raising a child is essentially one long, slow agony of letting go. — Hope Jahren

Well, enough of this introspection. It's depressing, quite frankly. — Sol Luckman