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The Dentist Quotes By Seanan McGuire: Fuck that; I want to be a dentist,

Fuck that; I want to be a dentist, said Sloane, and stalked down the hall, leaving the rest of us to follow. — Seanan McGuire

The Dentist Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: But I can also write in crappy motel

But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair. — Augusten Burroughs

The Dentist Quotes By Phil Gramm: I'd rather go to the dentist ... but

I'd rather go to the dentist ... but I'm going. — Phil Gramm

The Dentist Quotes By Johnny Carson: Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. — Johnny Carson

The Dentist Quotes By Johnny Depp: Trips to the dentist - I like to

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. — Johnny Depp

The Dentist Quotes By Laura Davies: I guess I'm not a professional's professional. I

I guess I'm not a professional's professional. I think I'd rather go to the dentist than play a practice round. — Laura Davies

The Dentist Quotes By Wanda E. Brunstetter: Working for your daed every day was like

Working for your daed every day was like going to the dentist to get a root canal. — Wanda E. Brunstetter

The Dentist Quotes By David Cronenberg: My dentist said to me the other day:

My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films? — David Cronenberg

The Dentist Quotes By Elizabeth Enright: Never plan a picnic' Father said. 'Plan a

Never plan a picnic' Father said. 'Plan a dinner, yes, or a house, or a budget, or an appointment with the dentist, but never, never plan a picnic. — Elizabeth Enright

The Dentist Quotes By Taylor Caldwell: I was never afraid of anything in the

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist. — Taylor Caldwell

The Dentist Quotes By Takashi Miike: I go to the dentist, not a shrink.

I go to the dentist, not a shrink. — Takashi Miike

The Dentist Quotes By Andrew Lang: The idiot Scotch laird in the story would

The idiot Scotch laird in the story would not let the dentist put his fingers into his mouth, "for I'm feared ye'll bite me". — Andrew Lang

The Dentist Quotes By Bill Cosby: And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. — Bill Cosby

The Dentist Quotes By Brice Marden: You can't say I'm going to become a

You can't say I'm going to become a painter in the same way you say I'm going to become a dentist. Or maybe you can nowadays. But it's an endeavor. — Brice Marden

The Dentist Quotes By Tommy Cooper: I went to the dentist. He said "Say

I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died." — Tommy Cooper

The Dentist Quotes By Viktor E. Frankl: Life is like being at the dentist. You

Life is like being at the dentist. You always think that the worst is still to come, and yet it is over already. — Viktor E. Frankl

The Dentist Quotes By Tom Robbins: The first time that she spread her legs

The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist. — Tom Robbins

The Dentist Quotes By Joseph Barbera: Faced with the choice of enduring a bad

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth. — Joseph Barbera

The Dentist Quotes By Woody Allen: You always think another time would have been

You always think another time would have been ideal for you ... the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist. — Woody Allen

The Dentist Quotes By Henry James: I looked at the place with my heart

I looked at the place with my heart beating as I had known it to do in the dentist's parlor. — Henry James

The Dentist Quotes By Patricia Richardson: I still get the kids to the doctor

I still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes. — Patricia Richardson

The Dentist Quotes By Joshua Ferris: A dentist is only half the doctor he

A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be, — Joshua Ferris

The Dentist Quotes By Leonard Woolf: The grinding of the intellect is for most

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. — Leonard Woolf

The Dentist Quotes By Joan Rivers: You know it's time to start using mouthwash

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary. — Joan Rivers

The Dentist Quotes By Ogden Nash: Some tortures are physical And some are mental,

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. — Ogden Nash

The Dentist Quotes By Bill Cosby: The dentist drills some more and you hear

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse." — Bill Cosby

The Dentist Quotes By Rhonda Patton: Are your kids afraid of the Dentist?

Are your kids afraid of the Dentist? — Rhonda Patton

The Dentist Quotes By Anthony Doerr: Parisian cousins nobody has heard from in decades

Parisian cousins nobody has heard from in decades now write letters begging for capons, hams, hens. The dentist is selling wine through the mail. — Anthony Doerr

The Dentist Quotes By Kim Edwards: You don't want to engage in road rage

You don't want to engage in road rage when the person in the next car might be your child's future teacher or your dentist's father. — Kim Edwards

The Dentist Quotes By Frankie Muniz: I am keeping with tradition today. After I

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. — Frankie Muniz

The Dentist Quotes By Joelle Carter: I kind of have a phobia for the

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office. — Joelle Carter

The Dentist Quotes By Kevin Myers: When life is kicking others in the teeth,

When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist. — Kevin Myers

The Dentist Quotes By George Carlin: Where does the dentist go when he leaves

Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room? — George Carlin

The Dentist Quotes By Don DeLillo: Brita said, 'I read at home, I read

Brita said, 'I read at home, I read in hotels, I take a book with me on a twenty-minute trip to the dentist. Then I read in the waiting room. — Don DeLillo

The Dentist Quotes By Andy Paine: It was a sweet smile, but it hid

It was a sweet smile, but it hid menace, like the kind dentists gave. — Andy Paine

The Dentist Quotes By Samuel Beckett: There I am then back in the saddle,

There I am then back in the saddle, in my numbed heart a prick of misgiving, like one dying of cancer obliged to consult his dentist. — Samuel Beckett

The Dentist Quotes By Sammy Gravano: Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist

Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair — Sammy Gravano

The Dentist Quotes By Ann Landers: Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. — Ann Landers

The Dentist Quotes By Charles Nelson Reilly: I live at the dentist's. I'm on my

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. — Charles Nelson Reilly

The Dentist Quotes By Gordon Korman: The thing about a cavity search is this:

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist. — Gordon Korman

The Dentist Quotes By Timothy Olyphant: As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a

As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport. — Timothy Olyphant

The Dentist Quotes By Daniel Tosh: A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth. — Daniel Tosh

The Dentist Quotes By Mason Cooley: If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. — Mason Cooley

The Dentist Quotes By George D. Prentice: A dentist at work in his vocation always

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. — George D. Prentice

The Dentist Quotes By Jessica Pare: I do get scared of the dentist, so

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. — Jessica Pare

The Dentist Quotes By Janet Evanovich: You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist! — Janet Evanovich

The Dentist Quotes By Lara Stone: Every time I go to the dentist they

Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap is paying your dentist bills.' — Lara Stone

The Dentist Quotes By Tom Petty: Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. — Tom Petty

The Dentist Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Did you forget a dentist appointment or something,

Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to? — Elle Lothlorien

The Dentist Quotes By Owl City: I've been to the dentist a thousand times

I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
But somehow I still get the chills — Owl City

The Dentist Quotes By C.S. Lewis: It doesn't really matter whether you grip the

It doesn't really matter whether you grip the arms of the dentist's chair or let your hands lie in your lap. The drill drills on. — C.S. Lewis

The Dentist Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes

I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs

The Dentist Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: To the person with a toothache, even if

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. — George Bernard Shaw

The Dentist Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I told my dentist I want a tooth

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities. — Rodney Dangerfield