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The Daily Show Quotes & Sayings

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I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.' — Jesse Eisenberg

There are more facts and more truths told in the first eight minutes of The Daily Show than most political news conferences in Washington. — Tom Brokaw

I appreciate that the New York Daily News will show dead bodies but blur the cover of a French parody magazine. Just out of respect, right guys? — Jim Norton

Thank God for Occupy and thank God for 'The Daily Show,' Colbert and the rising up that's going on around the world. — Bonnie Raitt

I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic. — David Javerbaum

What's great about 'The Daily Show' is I can use satire and push the envelope. I couldn't do that anywhere else. Even if I was a journalist. — Aasif Mandvi

Lastly, the ashes left behind,
May daily show to move the mind,
That to ashes and dust return we must:
Then think, and drink tobacco. — George Wither

I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable. — Seth Rollins

All of my cats are adopted and all show their gratitude on a daily basis. I don't know where I would be without them. — Bill Goldberg

I'm six feet tall. No one realizes that because on 'The Daily Show' I'm usually sitting. — Jessica Williams

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show. — Rob Corddry

Daily life shouldn't be a fashion show all the time. — Leighton Meester

I do a TV show about a priest in London, and he is also slightly beleaguered and is subject to fate and misfortune and daily difficulty. — Tom Hollander

The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis. — Craig Groeschel

It is extremely difficult to do anything constructive, let alone deep, on daily commercial television, especially on a talk show. — Dennis Prager

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show. — Rob Corddry

People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only got into this business to do standup comedy. — Al Madrigal

My ambition was always to show aspects of daily life as if we were seeing them for the first time. — Brassai

Life is like playing a guitar and meditation is like music. Small session of rehearsals daily won't show much but would make you ROCK in the long run. — Vikrmn

Don't wait for an employer, friend, or mentor to show appreciation for your work. Take pride in your own efforts on a daily basis. — Denis Waitley

But of course I love my Japanese fans and the show must go on, no matter the daily aftershocks or husband kidnappings! It's not right but it's okay — Katy Perry

I get all my U.S. politics from 'The Daily Show.' — Margrethe Vestager

I had a tumor. But it was great. — David Rakoff

What man can you show me who places any value on his time, who reckons the worth of each day, who understands that he is dying daily? — Seneca.

When you make 'The Daily Show', it's usually not for a laurel, it's for a dart. — Brian Williams

Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs. — Carroll O'Connor

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.' — Marcus Brigstocke

Residual emotions always show up from time to time in our daily lives until we completely offload them. — Santosh Joshi

Seemed our house stirred up troubles enough to keep a radio soap show in daily episodes forever. — Allan Gurganus

Working on The Daily Show, I co-produced all those field segments, and that's another huge thing.I probably did more than 100 field segments. — Ed Helms