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Life - with or without softener- is hard — Kate Papas

Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife. — Harriet Lerner

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. — Les Dawson

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. — Les Dawson

It's not that we didn't get along, it's just that my mother-in-law is very objective. She objected to everything I did. — Beverly D'Angelo

If it's not one thing, it's your mother-in-law. — Len Bailey

The paramount destiny and mission of woman is to fulfill the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. That is the law of the Creator. — Joseph P. Bradley

Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law. — Lou Holtz

Don't get me wrong. I love my mother-in-law. It's her daughter I can't figure out. — Malcolm Gladwell

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award. — Laura Schlessinger

When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something. — Lou Gehrig

The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology. — James G. Frazer

Did you know that if you re-arrange the letters in 'mother-in-law' you can create the phrase 'woman Hitler'?
Holly from Secrets — Sara Daniell

Of her mother in law. It is one thing to love the ways of the Lord when all is fair, and quite another to cleave to them under all discouragements — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicinity is dead. That's why I hand-picked it for my mother-in-law. — Jarod Kintz

There's something powerful about knowing the shortest way, even if you take the longer way because you know your mother-in-law is sitting home. — Stephen King

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. — Les Dawson

Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law. — Samuel Butler

She sees me once in a guy's arms and she has us married already. I wonder what Raffe would think of my mom being his mother-in-law. — Susan Ee

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. — Les Dawson

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten. — Lisa Kleypas

I screamed, Go to hell! in the car, and the GPS took me to my mother-in-law's house. — Emma Beasley

When a man marries, he should take a good look at his mother-in-law first, to understand where life will take him. — Ashok Ferrey

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings

But desperation is the mother-in-law of invention. — Laura Marney

I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other. — Tori Amos

Damn it, Honor, what do I do with an Ancient mother-in-law who thinks I'm a bug?" One that had infested the life of Caliane's beloved son. — Nalini Singh

We really have no definition of mother in our law books. Mother was believed to have been so basic that no definition was deemed necessary. — Marianne O. Battani

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth. — Milton Berle

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. — Juvenal

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law. — Natalie Dormer

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints. — Emily Yoffe