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Best Quote of the day: Don't just sit and read the Quote of the day; Implement it. — Vikrmn

At the end of the life you have to live your day alone and vice-versa. — Vikrmn

I am the despair of my accountant; I am the plastic bags of receipts. — Val McDermid

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids — Harvey MacKay

Who shot at you? Nick asked, taking in the stunned expressions on his staffers' faces. Why couldn't he have fallen for an accountant? — Marie Force

Thanksgiving means thanking the givers. — Vikrmn

Higher you step up to the ladder of success.. lesser you need to speak about yourself.. your deeds should do so. — Vikrmn

I have a different GOD. I see it in the smile of others. My worship to make people happy. Love is my Religion. — Vikrmn

Corporate irony; you will seen the best of machines and worst of people ever. — Vikrmn

When the wind is against you, like a kite, have your chord of faith rooted and you would fly highest ever. — Vikrmn

I am diagonally parked among the vertically parallel people of this horizontal universe. — Vikrmn

The emptiness that fills in when once-the-beloved says, Who are you? — Vikrmn

They say well begun half done; but Perseverance on the way down takes you up to a great end. — Vikrmn

Life is like a guitar and the combination of chords are called moments. Playing them is the called living the moments. — Vikrmn

Nature is a miserly accountant, grudging the pennies, watching the clock, punishing the smallest extravagance. — Richard Dawkins

If you managed a baseball team, would you listen more closely to the team accountant or the director of player personnel? — Jack Welch

The success is like an umbrella. It has wires in it called faith. It has no meaning if there is no rain and storm called ebbs and flows of life. — Vikrmn

Problems are like your own shadow. If you look at them you will miss the sunshine. So.. Turn back.. towards the light.. and go on. — Vikrmn

I'd rather lie bare-assed naked on the sidewalk and be trampled by tourists from South Dakota than be an accountant. — J.D. Robb

The Knowledgeable has the intelligent answer; but only the intelligent one asks for a knowledgeable question. — Vikrmn

Strength is not only about winning the game; it's also about not giving-up. — Vikrmn

My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man. — Glenda Jackson

The only difference between a winner and a loser is that one second when the winner decided not to give up. — Vikrmn

Follow the dreams that your heart visualizes, as what you actually see is just an illusion of temporary contentment. — Vikrmn

Mom was a housewife; Dad was an accountant. They taught me a lot about the value of working hard. — Irene Rosenfeld

A good accountant is someone who told you yesterday what the economists forcast for tomorrow — Miles Thomas

From the Balance sheet of humanity, to the Profit & Loss account of emotions, I am all in good books. I am a Chartered Accountant. — Vikrmn

Forget the pain and the one who caused it, but not the lesson you learnt. — Vikrmn

Maxine recoils, only partly out of the classic accountant's allergy to real folding money — Thomas Pynchon

Black and white, severally incomplete and at the same time completely several. — Vikrmn

Life is like playing a guitar and meditation is like music. Small session of rehearsals daily won't show much but would make you ROCK in the long run. — Vikrmn

The difference between a signature and an autograph is that the second one has higher face value on a plain paper than the first one even on a cheque. — Vikrmn

Science can make a heart beat with ventilator, but there is only one power that makes it live, that is LOVE which is the purest form of FAITH. — Vikrmn

Be the master of your dreams, not a slave of your sorrows. — Vikrmn

If educated ones would behave like illiterates, how the nation would end corruption? — Vikrmn

Everything has a reason; but the moment to know the reason would be revealed the day dots are connected. — Vikrmn

COURAGE is the only currency; more you spend, richer you become; by earning the RESPECT. — Vikrmn

It wasn't her dream job, but she did quite enjoy the satisfaction of transforming a messy pile of paperwork into neat rows of figures. — Liane Moriarty

Irony of the world is that it wants to simplify the complexity and complicate the simplicity. — Vikrmn

Freedom of speech doesn't mean threatening the freedom of others. — Vikrmn

Kindness is the basic ingredient for the recipe of happiness. — Vikrmn

Win the dreams. Period. — Vikrmn

Once we allow ourselves to be disobedient to the test of an accountant's profit, we have begun to change our civilization. — John Maynard Keynes

Every vision has its own rainbow; The day you realise your vision you'll see your rainbow. — Vikrmn

I don't know how much money I've got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down on a bit of paper. But I've lost the bit of paper. — John Lennon

You can or you can't is not the matter.You wanted to or you tried is the whole game about. — Vikrmn

It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant. — Sorin Suciu

Rainbow of happiness is the byproduct of your inner sunshine, after the rain of sorrows. — Vikrmn

It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant. — Samuel West

Say your heart out.. work that dream out.. for the time won't be back again. — Vikrmn

Either you learn from or you are taught by; the PEOPLE. — Vikrmn

Life is all about Takeaways from great people and Giveaways to the needy ones. — Vikrmn

The moment you think you are out of resources; you still have one thing, Will to Win. Ignite it. — Vikrmn

Be the one for others who they can look up to; the one you too want to. — Vikrmn

I had the opportunity to go to law school, and my dad, who was an accountant, couldn't believe I wanted to walk away from that and start cooking. — Curtis Stone

Life as a defeated warrior with dignity is lot better than the king ruling without it. — Vikrmn

The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother. — Vikrmn

There is only one mother in this world who is the best one; the one that every kid has got. — Vikrmn

every pirate and privateer has lurking within him the soul of an accountant. Though some would say 'tis the other way round. — Neal Stephenson

Dream? What it is? If you realise it, it's everything; if not, continue the slumber. — Vikrmn

Don't shout the dreams out.. let it be done by your deeds; stay calm and fly high. — Vikrmn

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable! — Jackie Mason

Give it a try.. for you are born to fly high; don't sit on the shores, don't wait and sigh. — Vikrmn

If you kill the Ravana in you, it's like killing the healthy cells along with cancer cells. Guru with Guitar. Happy Dussehra. — Vikrmn

Behind every successful flight, lies the will, full of thrust, against the wind; the will to win. — Vikrmn

I just wanted to be a businessman, and to me, the best way to understand business was to be an accountant. — Aubrey McClendon

An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future. — F. Ross Johnson

He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. — Kinky Friedman

Industrialism implies technology and the cutting of time into precise fragments suited to the needs of the engineer and the accountant. — Harold Innis

Let the pain of past not ruin the happiness of present and dreams of future. Move on. — Vikrmn

As an accountant by trade, my work for blue chip companies took me all over the world. — Marta Andreasen

Got a problem? Good that you know you have one. Otherwise people either don't know that they have or they don't accept the fact that they have any. — Vikrmn

Those thinking Why, When, Where, Who are information providers; the one thinking "HOW" is the leader in solving the problem. — Vikrmn

See the world from another perspective and things would be simple. — Vikrmn

The reality is that a person who has always struggled with numbers is unlikely to be a great accountant or statistician. — Tom Rath

I think too much of the music industry is for the lawyer and accountant mentality. — Chuck D

Friends understand the unsaid words, no matter if they are silent for years. — Vikrmn

A leader is not born; Teachers make the one. — Vikrmn

First love yourself.. the real inner-self.. then only you'll be able to love the world.. the lives.. the souls. — Vikrmn

Use an accountant the first time you file your taxes after becoming a freelancer. It will be worth it. — Jean Chatzky

With the touch of wisdom, comes the end of fears. — Vikrmn

You are the best at life and shine when you just be YOURSELF. Let nobody tell you that you are not capable of doing what you believe in. — Vikrmn

The moment to make your dreams come true is day before tomorrow, same time, called NOW. — Vikrmn

I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant. — Bob Newhart

CA study course in India is not the toughest study course. It's for them who are the toughest, the determined ones. I am a Chartered Accountant. — Vikrmn

Challenges in the rear view appear smaller than they are.. But keep your spirits higher than the Challenges are. — Vikrmn

Right is right, no matter how wrong the time is. — Vikrmn

YOU are born the day you find YOURSELF. — Vikrmn

Facing problems? Good. Even cocoon does. It makes the wings stronger you know. — Vikrmn

One of the way to get attention is to write a book titled, How to get attention. — Vikrmn

Power of dreams is not measured by the frequency of dreaming, but by speed of actions to make them come true. — Vikrmn

Nothing is tough but your skull so think out of the skull box and let the thoughts fly. — Vikrmn

Be a master of your dreams, not the slave of your sorrows. — Vikrmn

VALENTINE: Are you talking about Lord Byron, the poet?
BERNARD: No, you fucking idiot, we're talking about Lord Byron, the chartered accountant. — Tom Stoppard

When you say "SOMEDAY I'll Live my dreams," that is the eighth day of the week; it never comes. Start working for your dreams TODAY. — Vikrmn

Coal mines, like a hard life, have seen the best diamonds of innovation, more than any jewel factory. — Vikrmn

This universe is ocean of happiness where distance is measured in Smiles Per Hour; more the mileage more the happiness. — Vikrmn

Challenges are like vehicles in the rear-view mirror. They appear larger and nearer than they are. — Vikrmn

Children dwell in their dreams. Get them the wings and they'll fly. — Vikrmn

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. — Milton Berle