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So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. — Kody Keplinger

If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. — Stefan Molyneux

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser

I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. — Janet Evanovich

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. — Jimmy Fallon

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. — Kim Raver

I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend and keep her nice and safe in the light of day and not violate the fuck out of her in the dark. — Penelope Douglas

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something. — Grant Morrison

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation. — Jessica Alba

They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they abandoned for a pleasant if unexciting marriage to her sunnier, less mentally present sister coast. — Sari Botton

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. — Andre Bramble

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together. — Rick Riordan

As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Timothy Ferriss

I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. — Harry Styles

It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin

There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend. — Jay Crownover

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. — Usher

Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore. — Jay Crownover

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing — David Lee Roth

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet

Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic. — Ron Childress

You're so young ... Are you sure that's what you want your life to be, forever and ever? That job? That career? That girlfriend? — Peter Cameron

Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't understand or value her until she goes off with someone else, never to return. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different. — Jeffrey Eugenides

I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself in a way that makes it easier for women to relate to. I can be your best girlfriend. — Jackie Warner

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz

I'm the man that'll make your nights shine bright like day light. — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

Jesus, Samara Jane, do you fuck your girlfriend with that mouth?"

She tugs my lip between her teeth. "Only when she's good. — Dahlia Adler

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting. — Emmy Rossum

Your girlfriend is a narcissistic bitch, and you're an indecisive coward. Congrats on creating a little human that's perfect. — Tarryn Fisher

Dying to meet your girlfriends that you said you might bring. If they're the ones that tell you that you do the right thing. — Drake

Or give your child a piggyback during leg exercises, or even your girlfriend or your wife (though not both at the same time - that could be trouble). — Mark Lauren

I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick your ass if you bother him. That's how it works. — Cassandra Clare

Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you to tell Zane that you are and always have been my girlfriend. -Fenn — Candace Knoebel

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point. — Kevin Hart

It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. — Zack Ryder

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? — Vincent H. O'Neil

She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park ) — Rainbow Rowell

Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner. — Linda Morris

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. — Mark Zero

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

Wouldn't it be a waste to not try and stay with the one I liked? — Cara McKenna

Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. — John Mellencamp

My fans are all my girlfriends — Greyson Chance

I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Frank Black

Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better. — Derek Sivers