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He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was. — Filippo Bologna

Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick? — Margaret Atwood

It's true - there are only, like, two songs about rainbows, including that one. He should be asking why there are so few songs about rainbows. — Cheryl Cory

You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. — Rush Limbaugh

She's so elderly that I'm sure she was alive before sex was invented. She conceived Mick's Dad by shaking hands with a stork. — Charlotte Stein

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven? — Zach Galifianakis

It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold. — K.M. Alexander

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!" — Dave Barry

Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy."

Mommy-- "What? — Mel Brown

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny. — Tennessee Williams

Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it's like everything is so real. — Laura Prepon

I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage. — Ryan Lilly

Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us. — Dean Koontz

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real! — Ethan Luck

She's packed her topside fundamentals so tight into her low-cut dress that it's only a matter of time before she busts her banks. — Moira Young

It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all. — Connor Franta

So what I tend to do is to think of today as the past. It's funny when you comin in first but you hope that you last.. You just hope that it lasts. — Drake

I was, like, this token teen angst child of Broadway. It's so funny. What is that? I don't even know. But I loved it. — Jennifer Damiano

It's funny, because in drama school, my greatest strength was my range. So my early career was like that: I played all kinds of different characters. — Lance Reddick

If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing. — Casey Wilson

Everything is so weird in politics that it's very hard to be funny about it, I think. — Tom Lehrer

There's pretty much no way for me to answer that without sounding like an asshole, so maybe you could do me a solid and not make me. — Alex Potvin

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster". — Tommy Cooper

It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise. — Brady Anderson

Funny how something that seemed so insignificant, just an old bowl with faded glazed stripes, could trigger so many memories. — Dorothea Benton Frank

It's just ... how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for someone like me to find. — Liz Czukas

We're adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you're counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even. — Robyn Carr

Who would want him? he asks himself. Certainly not Ahana, who's funny, bright and so beautiful that it hurts. — Durjoy Datta

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. — Jimmy Carr

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.' — Steven Wright

It's funny, now there are so many bands that I can never remember any of their names. Maybe it's because I'm old. — Judd Apatow

It's funny to see the finished product of a movie, stuff that's so beautiful, and to remember the particulars. — Amy Ryan

Grover: It's a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that's because he's laughing at me. — Rick Riordan

It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's art. — Grimes

I noticed that the snow was gone and the ground looked greener. It's funny how the good stuff can wipe away the bad stuff so quickly. — Melody J. Bremen

I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together. — Nicole McKay

The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims. — Ezra Miller

Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny. — Ari Graynor

It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do. — Sean Covey

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

It's funny, you know. The times that seem so trivial end up meaning so much. — Jeffrey Blount

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. — Dan Castellaneta

That man behaves so much like the villain in a work of literature, it's almost funny," Arsibalt observed. — Neal Stephenson

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all. — John Connolly

I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified of comedy. I don't think I'm funny, but I guess that's why it's so thrilling. — Jared Padalecki

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. — Navjot Singh Sidhu

Why must this be so mortifying? Oh, that's right. Because its my life. — Tessa Dare

It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. — Caprice Bourret

Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I don't think there's another like it in the English language that says so much while actually saying so little. — Emma Chase

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. — Norm MacDonald

She wanted to be given a funny script so that she could make it funnier. — Nick Hornby

She was drunk so I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out. — Dave Attell

You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do. — Drew Magary

The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly. — Pat Conroy

All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. — Ellen DeGeneres

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks. — Rodney Dangerfield

I was half expecting it, but it still came as kind of a shock when the barrier stayed down. It's funny how some things can be so mixed up like that. — Gavin Extence

There are many different ways of being funny. I'm not sure that there's so many different ways of being dramatic. — Isabelle Huppert

It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that. — Eugene Ormandy

It's so funny because people always think of me as being a little bit country or assume that I am from the South - I don't know why! — Megan Hilty

I want my online content to be so good that Google's web crawler stops and says "Dayyyum son! — Ryan Lilly

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

Her heart sank. That's why he found her attractive- because he'd been so long without. He'd probably find a perfumed rock appealing at this point. — Kresley Cole

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself." — Johnny Carson

He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men — Bill Engvall

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they
wouldn't have to go so fast. — Steven Wright

They told me I've got writer's cramp. So is that better than the block? — Joyce Rachelle

It's so funny to get a call from Dustin Hoffman because he has that great voice. — Andie MacDowell

The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness. — Sam Shepard

It's funny, there are so many women who are former executives and have taken all that stress and anxiety and transferred it onto their kids. — Ana Gasteyer

That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life. — Angelina Jolie

That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church! — Hilary Duff

I try to write 'and it's all very funny' after each scene description so that the reader can imagine the movie in their head. — Noah Baumbach

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny. — Demetri Martin

When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that. — Cedric The Entertainer

Brad Pitt's role in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' - I want to do that so bad! That's one of my favorite movies of all time, and that character was so funny. — Jessie Usher

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug! — Nicole McKay

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever. — Patrick Warburton

I've been single so long that if I hug a brother, he'll get pregnant! — Tranea Prosser

The first time I saw a mermaid in my dream, and she looked so real...THAT.'s fishy!! — Ana Claudia Antunes

We're too busy busting whorehouses or solving murders. That's what makes the show so funny — Jaime Bergman

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'Yes.'
'She seems nice. — John Green

I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud. — Eugene Ormandy

Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is. — Jerry Coleman

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny. — Zooey Deschanel

He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that. — Dean Koontz

Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever. — Margaret Sullivan

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo. — Rodney Dangerfield

It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even I don't know how it works! — Ralph Bakshi

There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being. — Steven Saylor

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right? — Conan O'Brien

I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels. — Stellan Skarsgard

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better — Milton Jones

Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance. — Antonio Porchia

These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. — Morgan Freeman

That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year. — Murray Walker