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Don DeLillo's 'White Noise,' which I read when I was 19. It showed me that a book can be funny as hell and deadly serious. — Kevin Barry

Yes, I'm wearing a baby," Sheppard said. "It's very funny. Can we get past that? — Jo Graham

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope

Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. — Rodney Atkins

Funny how time heals. Like that bullet in my ribs. It's there, I know it's there, but I can barely feel it at all anymore. — Lauren Oliver

That's for me to know, and for you to find out. — Ally Carter

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end. — Mitch Hedberg

The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to. — Paula Danziger

I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile. — Victoria Beckham

I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist. — Pete Seeger

Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them. — Confucius

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny. — Scott Adams

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. — Lord Chesterfield

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny. — Shaquille O'Neal

It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that also moonlight as studio engineers. There's a few - the really brilliant ones. — Dave Grohl

If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing. — Casey Wilson

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead. — Charles Nelson Reilly

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true. — Mark Indelicato

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. — Jimmy Reed

It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that. — Kellan Lutz

Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy — Neil Young

I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny. — Matthew Vaughn

I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours. — Jodie B. Cooper

That's right, you get him, Mary. Don't let him change the subject! — Alexandra Bracken

There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it? — Eddie Izzard

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern

When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny. — Elizabeth Banks

You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny. — Max Wright

Is that a space?
No, it's a hydrant. — Becky Albertalli

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov

Mrs. Darling's kiss with him. The kiss that had been for no one else Peter took quite easily. Funny. — J.M. Barrie

That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year. — Murray Walker

The funny thing about memory is that it can't be fully trusted, and yet, in the end, it's the only truth we have. — Mindscape

I know enough football to know that's funny! — Gabriel Iglesias

It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. — Caprice Bourret

They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV. — Shawn Wayans

I've had countless reviews sort that have made me cry. It's funny, it doesn't ever get better either; you can't turn your ears off. — Eleanor Catton

It's funny that DiCarlo's security — David Baldacci

Brad Pitt's role in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' - I want to do that so bad! That's one of my favorite movies of all time, and that character was so funny. — Jessie Usher

My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. — Demetri Martin

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine. — Megyn Kelly

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. — Libba Bray

The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning. — Jerry Seinfeld

My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. — Rodney Dangerfield

I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan

It's a funny thing to miss people before you've even left them, but that's what I was feeling now. — Cora Carmack

I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true. — Edmund Hillary

That's the funny thing about pity, Saint. It's condescending by default. — Wildbow

Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. — Lorna Jane Cook

You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the word 'fuck' at my mom's funeral. — Nyrae Dawn

It's funny, there are so many women who are former executives and have taken all that stress and anxiety and transferred it onto their kids. — Ana Gasteyer

From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny! — Jenna Bush

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. — John Leguizamo

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive. — Jerry Smith

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce. — Ann Landers

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one. — Cameron Diaz

I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'! — Mitch Hedberg

You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal. — Francois Lelord

No one's stopping you," said Jess. "But you've got to make it more interesting. That's why why we drift off and talk about biscuits. — Nick Hornby

I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny. — Peter Farrelly

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that. — Xavier Niel

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg

There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off.
"What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey

Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary. — Ari Graynor

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent. — Bob Hope

It's funny to see the finished product of a movie, stuff that's so beautiful, and to remember the particulars. — Amy Ryan

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. — Amanda Seyfried

Baby, the fact that you know that's funny is going to save your whole life. — Carrie Fisher

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

Holy swoon-gate!' Elliot exclaims when I finally get to the end of my tale. 'If that's what Brooklyn boys are like I'm emigrating as soon as possible! — Zoe Sugg

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. — Charles M. Schulz

The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly. — Pat Conroy

It's funny how guilty people start to question your spirituality and education only because they have nothing to say that will justify their faults. — J.B. Albano

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me! — Zach Galifianakis

It's funny to me that power comes from sitting behind a desk. It should come from spending yourself. — Kirsty Eagar

That's what acting is about, Funny wigs and voices, that's what we do. — Cillian Murphy

One of the fundamental rights of mankind should be that of wearing as many or as few clothes as one likes inside one's own home. — Sachin Kundalkar

Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."
Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass too much for that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible. — Barack Obama

That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack) — Jamie Delano

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny. — Zooey Deschanel

I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud. — Eugene Ormandy

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato. — Eugene Ormandy

while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective. — Nicholas Sparks

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' — Susan Sarandon

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. — Dick Van Dyke

I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That's funny. — Rick Riordan

Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock. — Louis Nowra

About mistakes it's funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad. — Edna Ferber

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. — Jimmy Carr

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. — Nick Thune

People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing. — Jennifer Lee