Thanksgiving Funny Quotes
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Thanksgiving Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.
— Charles Barkley
And because they were in some way one thing and one purpose, she smiled with him.
And they began this day with hope. — John Steinbeck
And they began this day with hope. — John Steinbeck
I think maybe it is better to believe than not to believe. But I couldn't tell you why.
— David Gemmell
No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
— Erma Bombeck
Ah hell, this was bad. Double-chocolate-chips-to-my-hips kinda bad.
— Priya Kanaparti
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
— Nicole Hollander
On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.
— William Jennings Bryan
The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.'
— Conan O'Brien
Do not hide behind any mask
— Lailah Gifty Akita
God is glorified, not by our groans, but by our thanksgivings.
— Edwin Percy Whipple