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Tequila Best Quotes By Mark Z. Danielewski: Sublime is something you choke on after a

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. — Mark Z. Danielewski

Tequila Best Quotes By Craig Ferguson: If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer.

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine. — Craig Ferguson

Tequila Best Quotes By Kylie Scott: How'd you get through yesterday, though?""Running away, you,

How'd you get through yesterday, though?"
"Running away, you, sarcasm, violence, and last but not least, tequila. — Kylie Scott

Tequila Best Quotes By Alan LeMay: There is a great independence, and a confident

There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus. — Alan LeMay

Tequila Best Quotes By Cyma Rizwaan Khan: If you think the hangover from tequila shots

If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you've had junkie blood. — Cyma Rizwaan Khan

Tequila Best Quotes By Anil Jaya: Other than tequila and wine, other forms of

Other than tequila and wine, other forms of alcohol are not Paleo. Stick to red wine and agave tequila. — Anil Jaya

Tequila Best Quotes By John Walter Bratton: Take life with a pinch of saltA shot

Take life with a pinch of salt
A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime
Do nothing at all
But take your time — John Walter Bratton

Tequila Best Quotes By Kimberly Lauren: Tequila doesn't ask you to talk about your

Tequila doesn't ask you to talk about your problems. Tequila and I have always gotten along. — Kimberly Lauren

Tequila Best Quotes By Ted Demme: But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite

But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot should probably be legal. — Ted Demme

Tequila Best Quotes By Rachel Vincent: At least you don't need a prescription for

At least you don't need a prescription for tequila. — Rachel Vincent

Tequila Best Quotes By Bobby Bare: Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put

Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes. — Bobby Bare

Tequila Best Quotes By Tre Cool: I used to drink beer and smoke pot

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different — Tre Cool

Tequila Best Quotes By Tori Amos: An ounce of breast milk is even more

An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila. — Tori Amos

Tequila Best Quotes By Kendall Grey: I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some

I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila. — Kendall Grey

Tequila Best Quotes By Skid Row: Ricky was a young boy, he had a

Ricky was a young boy, he had a heart of stone./Tequila in his heartbeat, his veins burned gasoline./18 and life you got it. — Skid Row