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How, frequently, some murder'd man appear'd, To tell his wife and children who had done it ... — Bill Vaughan

If you think I'm going to tell my wife she came in second place, you're out of your gourd. I'll convey the apology and not another bloody word. — Johanna Lindsey

A husband and wife should tell each other about the things that are on their mind, otherwise you get nowhere, — E.B. White

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless! — Rodney Dangerfield

The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife. She'll tell you. — Dom DeLuise

There's only one woman in the world who can bring me to my knees. So tell me, Ms. Fairchild. Will you do me the greatest honor? Will you be my wife? — J. Kenner

I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave. — Rodney Dangerfield

I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"! — Rodney Dangerfield

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield

It wasn't that much of a stretch to play a gay demon. I am, you know, both gay and a demon. Don't tell my wife. — Ken Marino

I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive ... The refrigerator. — Rodney Dangerfield

Some things a man should tell his wife, Some things to friend and some to son; All these are trusted. He should not Tell everything to everyone. — Sunita Parasuraman

Suddenly, the idea of writing a book was like coming home. I didn't tell anyone except my wife, Clare. I just began. — Nick Harkaway

A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does. — Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar

You can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother. — Janette Rallison

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do! — Godfrey

Nobody can tell you how to be a good wife or husband. — Nicole Ari Parker

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog. — Tim Conway

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? — Rafael Benitez

My wife used to tell me one of my best qualities was that my feet don't smell, but I remember my brother's did when we were kids. — Jack Prelutsky

You are curious and quick, you have a deft mind, and for some unaccountable reason, people tell you things
useful things. — Deanna Raybourn

I tell you it's deadly when you start thinking your wife might be right. — Isaac Asimov

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. — Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows. — Thomas Fuller

Before you went to work this morning in the city, did you spend some time with your family? Did you kiss your wife and tell her that she's pretty? — Mac Davis

They didn't tell you?" Her voice was calm, emotionless. "Your wife died with my husband's cock in her mouth, Shadow. — Neil Gaiman

Some men want to go out with a bang. Personally, I'd rather not die from sex. I mean, what will my wife think when the police tell her? — Jarod Kintz

I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over! — Rodney Dangerfield

It's hard to give a career like this up, when I tell my wife I'm going to the office, and it's the beach. — Karch Kiraly

It was impossible to tell at first sight whether he loved his meek, obedient wife, Marfa. But he really did lover her, and she knew it. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

My wife and I don't have kids and people are down on us about it. But we're just not wired that way, so don't tell me I have to. — Paul Feig

If I came in to recruit your son, I would tell you, your wife, and your son, that I will be the most demanding coach your son can play for. — Bobby Knight

I don't want to go home and tell my wife and my girls, 'I was gone last week because I had to do a press release.' — James Lankford

A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard." — Frank Carson

Tell me about yourself.' A strange thing for a husband to ask a wife. — Janet Mullany

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine. — David Ogilvy

My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine. — Mandy Patinkin

I always tell my wife, 'If you're ever looking for something to put on my gravestone, put down, 'He was an honest man, and he never held a grudge.' — Doug Harvey

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's. — Rodney Dangerfield

To tell about a drunken muzhik's beating his wife is incomparably harder than to compose a whole tract about the 'woman question.' — Ivan Turgenev

My wife was of slight stature and weighed no more than a box of old books. Folded as she was, she fitted snugly into the trunk. — Stephen Livingston

I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Tell your wife often how terrific she looks. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Don't tell your friend you are fighting with your wife, he will use your weakness against you — Bangambiki Habyarimana

It's all right to tell a wife the brutal truth, but you've got to go sort of easy with your lady-love. — Zoe Akins

And who e'er said I wanted such a fiery-tongued woman to wife?"
"I'll wait until the two of you are married to tell Trulie you said that. — Maeve Greyson

The worst moment from all of this was driving from that doctor's office, to tell my wife that I was HIV positive. — Magic Johnson

But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting. — Jojo Moyes

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother. — Rodney Dangerfield

That's silly talk ... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper. — Barack Obama

It was anything but reassuring to have to tell one's wife, in "Case of real Danger . . . fly to the Woods with our Children. — John Ferling

Would you be so obliging as to tell me whose house this is?' "'Mine,' said the burglar, 'May I present you to my wife? — G.K. Chesterton

Nothing is respectfully amazing than a man who finds no shame to tell the world how grateful he is for all the love and sacrifices his woman made.. — Himmilicious

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. — Rodney Dangerfield