Tee Quotes: top 82 famous quotes about Tee

Tee Quotes & Sayings

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Tee hee torture! — Lemony Snicket

A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it. — Jason Bateman

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up. — Lee Trevino

You draw on your own childhood every time you tee it up as an actor. — Ron Perlman

Spin is a tricky thing. When you're trying to avoid it - say, on a tee shot, where sidespin puts you in the trees - it's easy to make it happen. — Ernie Els

So it must be my mental, because sometimes when I start on the tee, I still worry about whether my ball is going to hit right or left. — Yani Tseng

It's so hard to make a good tee shot after a birdie. — John Updike

Working in Korea with the talent and staff there was very eye-opening. I was in awe of everyone's talent, passion, and love for the process. — Brian Tee

I put on whatever is comfortable on me. Suit, jeans and tee as long as it's comfortable. It doesn't matter what brand. If it looks good I buy it. — Lance Gross

You don't have to be long off the tee, and we know the amazing effect an Open crowd can have if you're on your game and how they can lift you. — Ernie Els

Tee Vee football: one team wins, one team loses
they tie
who cares? And why? — Edward Abbey

There are no dots in Tee's
Or cross in eye's
There is no connect in child neglect — Lilly White

Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time. It ends like this: Poo-tee-weet? — Kurt Vonnegut

No the first day, man crea tee God — Daniel Delgado F.

If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio. — Lee Trevino

A boy wants to attack something - and so does a man, even if it's only a little white ball on a tee. He wants to whack it into kingdom come. — John Eldredge

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes. — Dave Marr

I'm much better off the tee. I'm not a great putter. I do not have a good short game. — Molly Sims

Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee! — Seve Ballesteros

I come from a huge theater background. The whole action and stunt world just came as the roles were available. — Brian Tee

I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement. — Bridget Hall

If any guy threatened her she'd probably suffocate him with her oversized tee. — Simone Elkeles

I grew up playing 'Mortal Kombat' as a kid. I was always a fan of the video game. Saw the movies as a kid as well. — Brian Tee

Doug appeared, clad in an Affliction waffle-knit tee and True Religion jeans. It was 2006, so this was a sign of great success. — Mindy Kaling

At home, a T-shirt and something loose like harem pants would do. If I'm stepping out, a pair of blue jeans and a white tee are just fine. — Genelia D'Souza

If it really made sense to "let the club do the work," you'd just say, "Driver, wedge to the green, one-putt," and walk to the next tee. — Tom Mulligan

I thoroughly enjoy working with kids, whether it's The First Tee or the lesson tee with my grandkids. — Jack Nicklaus

Bitch your tee is the shit."
"Don't call Mace's Mom a bitch. — Kristen Ashley

Yuki broke my heart, so can't I break his knee or something? — Marian Tee

When I got to the first tee on the first day, to hear the cheers, it was like all the oxygen got sucked out. It was hard to pull the club back. — Patrick Reed

I go to the first tee scared to death every day. The peaks do not seem to last as long as the valleys in this game. — J. C. Snead

What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee. — Walter Hagen

There was a time when all I cared about was the next game, the next party, the next tee time. — Brett Favre

Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The game's not over till it's over. — Marian Tee

All I can say in my own defense is quot libros, quam breve tempus - so many books, so little time (and yes, I have the tee-shirt). — Stephen King

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags. — Bob Hope

Whoop-tee-fucking-do — P.C. Cast

If you pretend he's perfect, it's just going to hurt more when you realize he's not. — Marian Tee

Not a mark on it. (Joe)
Yeah. Wanna check the backseat, where Steele is sitting? I'll bet there's a big stain there. (Tee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Everyone uses everyone, Tee. Way of the world, isn't it? — Greg Rucka

I call my putter 'Sweet Charity' because it covers such a multitude of sins from tee to green. — Gardner Dickinson

Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee. — Jimmy Demaret

But just like I've always said when people complain about tee times, 'I just want a tee time. Just give me one so I can play.' — David Duval

I went through phases of odd hairstyles and tank top-over-tee outfits and stuff like that. — Jamie-Lynn Sigler

The devil doesn't wear prada; I'm clearly in a
white tee. — Tyler, The Creator

Leaving Verses Poems Quotes
To say goodbye
Isn't a pain
Unless you're never going ... !
(Tee hee) — John Walter Bratton

Ooo, he's snotty. I like him already. (Tee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

When it come to da: " What it do?! I don't fall for da: "Woop- TeE- WoOoo! — Erykah Badu

There are three things being a celebrity is good for: raising money for charity, dinner reservations and tee times. — Dennis Quaid

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time. — Gary Player

Fighting is like life. You can do everything to a tee. You can show up and fail. That's no reason to quit. — Frank Mir

Day-to-day, I don't wear make-up, my hair's not done, and I'm in ripped jeans and a Bonds tee. But doing red carpets is just part of work. — Courtney Eaton

Just hopped off the plane came back from Vancouv Little white tee sum boobs & bamboo — Nicki Minaj

tee that stretched taut against his powerful — Kate Meader

Part of wearing a tee is saying, 'I'm comfortable and casual.' — Ryan Seacrest

I have a really simple wardrobe. I wear a low-scoop tee every day with a tux or leather jacket and tux pants or black jeans. That's pretty much it. — Johan Lindeberg

The challenge of this age is to resist and conquer in each of our own beings the racist brainwashing that is still active in our minds. — Wyatt Tee Walker

I don't get my tees at a mall, Tess. No decent tee can be bought at a fuckin' mall. A good tee is bought during an experience. — Kristen Ashley

Confidence is everything. Confidence is what makes that simple white tee and jeans look good. — Ciara

Your white tee, well to me, looks like a nightgown;
Make your mama proud, take that thing two sizes down. — Andre Benjamin

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot. — Bob Hope

I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt. — Rick Riordan

If I'd been listening closely, I'd have caught the sound of the gods having a great big old tee-hee at my expense. — Sue Grafton

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance. — Fuzzy Zoeller

The dragons live in the casino?
Tee's eyes widened and alarm coursed through her.
My God, it's like the Rocky Horror Picture Show. — Susannah Scott

A genuine, tee-hee-hee giggle ... it's like he's being tickled by life — David Levithan

I especially love the way he moves, like a young god who takes his time walking because he wants mere mortals like me to bask in his perfection. — Marian Tee

Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd)
Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

On the first tee I kept telling myself, "Trust yourself, you can do it." — Annika Sorenstam

Sometimes I get more of a mainstream crowd that just is not moving to what I'm playing. I have to have crossover secret weapons. — Larry Tee

I can wear a suit, sweatpants, a long tee shirt, and a denim jacket all at the same time. — Tinie Tempah

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone. — Henry Beard

Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle. — Jackie Gleason

Sam Snead did to the tee-shot what Roger Bannister did to the four-minute mile. — Byron Nelson

Yeah. Kip gets to guard you and I get to house-sit. Life bites the big tee-tawa. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Did I at least look kick ass?" "In your baggy tee, grandma bathing suit and ripped shorts?" he grimaced. "Oh yeah. Totally kick ass. — Alessandra Torre

I hurt my shoulder on the fifth tee - just hitting it too hard when you're too old. — Ian Woosnam

And love was always a beautiful thing, even when it wasn't returned. — Marian Tee

There's not much pressure on the golf Tour. Walking to the first tee is in no way comparable to walking through the jungle in combat — Larry Nelson

Al Kaline bought a tee and a ball and swung at it all winter. Look where it got him: the Hall of Fame. — Hal Newhouser

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story — Lee Trevino