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Technology Funny Quotes By Kate Morton: But though it had prevailed against such fierce

But though it had prevailed against such fierce adversaries as fire and flood, it had fallen victim softly and swiftly to television in the 1960's. — Kate Morton

Technology Funny Quotes By Lech Walesa: I must tell you that the supply of

I must tell you that the supply of words on the world market is plentiful, but the demand is falling. — Lech Walesa

Technology Funny Quotes By Duke Of Wellington: I see no reason to suppose these machines

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use. — Duke Of Wellington

Technology Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or

Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. — Andy Borowitz

Technology Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Getting your news from Twitter is like asking

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. — Andy Borowitz

Technology Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Thanks to the Internet, people we might have

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

Technology Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz

Technology Funny Quotes By William S. Burroughs: Well as, one judge said to the other,

Well as, one judge said to the other, 'Be just and if you can't be just be arbitrary.' Regret cannot observe customary obscenities. — William S. Burroughs

Technology Funny Quotes By Jim Denny: You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. — Jim Denny

Technology Funny Quotes By Robert Kiyosaki: If I lost my job, I'd get a

If I lost my job, I'd get a job at McDonald's. — Robert Kiyosaki

Technology Funny Quotes By Judy Grahn: Everyone wants Love to follow them / down

Everyone wants Love to follow them / down their road; / where is it that Love wants to go? — Judy Grahn

Technology Funny Quotes By Manish Dayal: Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny

Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny Indian stereotype because I love technology. It's something I've always been interested in. — Manish Dayal

Technology Funny Quotes By Doug Linder: A good programmer is someone who always looks

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. — Doug Linder

Technology Funny Quotes By Evelyn Waugh: A typical triumph of modern science to find

A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it. — Evelyn Waugh

Technology Funny Quotes By Larry Wall: Obviously I was either onto something, or on

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. — Larry Wall

Technology Funny Quotes By David Vann: Origins...They don't explain us, you know. They never

Origins...They don't explain us, you know. They never do. Each of us is our own piece of work. — David Vann

Technology Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: The population of earth has reached 7 billion

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn." — Dave Barry

Technology Funny Quotes By Jim Warner: The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think

The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! — Jim Warner

Technology Funny Quotes By Richard Lerner: AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there

AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception. — Richard Lerner