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I must tell you that the supply of words on the world market is plentiful, but the demand is falling.
— Lech Walesa
I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use.
— Duke Of Wellington
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
— Andy Borowitz
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
— Andy Borowitz
Well as, one judge said to the other, 'Be just and if you can't be just be arbitrary.' Regret cannot observe customary obscenities.
— William S. Burroughs
If I lost my job, I'd get a job at McDonald's.
— Robert Kiyosaki
Everyone wants Love to follow them / down their road; / where is it that Love wants to go?
— Judy Grahn
Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny Indian stereotype because I love technology. It's something I've always been interested in.
— Manish Dayal
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
— Doug Linder
A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
— Evelyn Waugh