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You win pennants in the off season when you build your teams with trades and free agents.
— Earl Weaver
The politicians say 'we' can't afford a tax cut. Maybe we can't afford the politicians.
— Steve Forbes
Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay
— Milton Friedman
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
— Will Rogers
When we watch stories, we learn empathy, we learn compassion, and hopefully we achieve some sort of understanding.
— Gavin Hood
To believe in God is not hard. Inquisitors, Byron and Arakcheev believed in Him. No, believe in man!
— Anton Chekhov
The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.
— William Feather
Love that goes upward is worship;
Love that goes outward is affection;
Love that stoops is grace. — Donald Barnhouse
Love that goes outward is affection;
Love that stoops is grace. — Donald Barnhouse
Taxes are paid in the sweat of every man who labors.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
I think every single American believes they have a right to clean air and clean water.
— Frances Beinecke
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
— Joe E. Lewis
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
Impossible is only a possibility that has not yet been discovered
— Michele Amitrani
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
— Ann Landers
There's no such thing as a good tax.
— Winston Churchill