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Taxes Funny Quotes By Hugo Black: The United States has a system of taxation

The United States has a system of taxation by confession — Hugo Black

Taxes Funny Quotes By Earl Weaver: You win pennants in the off season when

You win pennants in the off season when you build your teams with trades and free agents. — Earl Weaver

Taxes Funny Quotes By Harvey MacKay: Day in and day out, your tax accountant

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids — Harvey MacKay

Taxes Funny Quotes By Steve Forbes: The politicians say 'we' can't afford a tax

The politicians say 'we' can't afford a tax cut. Maybe we can't afford the politicians. — Steve Forbes

Taxes Funny Quotes By Milton Friedman: Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade

Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay — Milton Friedman

Taxes Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: A tax is a fine for doing well,

A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong. — Mark Twain

Taxes Funny Quotes By Mick Jagger: I love America, but I can't spend the

I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes — Mick Jagger

Taxes Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: Even when you make a tax form out

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. — Will Rogers

Taxes Funny Quotes By Gavin Hood: When we watch stories, we learn empathy, we

When we watch stories, we learn empathy, we learn compassion, and hopefully we achieve some sort of understanding. — Gavin Hood

Taxes Funny Quotes By Anton Chekhov: To believe in God is not hard. Inquisitors,

To believe in God is not hard. Inquisitors, Byron and Arakcheev believed in Him. No, believe in man! — Anton Chekhov

Taxes Funny Quotes By William Feather: The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is

The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes. — William Feather

Taxes Funny Quotes By Donald Barnhouse: Love that goes upward is worship; Love that

Love that goes upward is worship;
Love that goes outward is affection;
Love that stoops is grace. — Donald Barnhouse

Taxes Funny Quotes By Franklin D. Roosevelt: Taxes are paid in the sweat of every

Taxes are paid in the sweat of every man who labors. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Taxes Funny Quotes By Frances Beinecke: I think every single American believes they have

I think every single American believes they have a right to clean air and clean water. — Frances Beinecke

Taxes Funny Quotes By Joe E. Lewis: The way taxes are, you might as well

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. — Joe E. Lewis

Taxes Funny Quotes By Melanie Finn: Some things in life are certain; death, taxes,

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

Taxes Funny Quotes By Michele Amitrani: Impossible is only a possibility that has not

Impossible is only a possibility that has not yet been discovered — Michele Amitrani

Taxes Funny Quotes By Ann Landers: A person doesn't know how much he has

A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it. — Ann Landers

Taxes Funny Quotes By Winston Churchill: There's no such thing as a good tax.

There's no such thing as a good tax. — Winston Churchill

Taxes Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Every culture has some ritual for joining two

Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks. — Bauvard

Taxes Funny Quotes By Sean Kingston: My goal is just to get healthy as

My goal is just to get healthy as far as what my ideal weight has to be for my height. — Sean Kingston