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Someday, down the line, I'm going to marry you by that lighthouse. We'll just renew our vows or something, I tell her. — Tara Sivec

I'm going to kick down that fucking door at the end of the long, dark hallway and show everyone that I deserve the light. — Tara Sivec

Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough — Tara Sivec

Who are you?" I asked the kid with my eyes when I finally found my voice.
"I'm Gavin Morgan, who the hell are you? — Tara Sivec

Oh Sweet Jesus. Sweet mother fucking fuckery of fucks. — Tara Sivec

My father had bought him a shirt
that said Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic,
have you seen my shotgun? — Tara Sivec

I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you. — Tara Sivec

He wanted to drown in her and shout at the top of his lungs that she was his. It was always her, only her. — Tara Sivec

Hey, maybe we can even convince her to slather some Three Musketeers on her vagina. We'll just tell her you have a Willy Wonka fetish, — Tara Sivec

My tits may be small, but they're deadly — Tara Sivec

I never should have left you. I'll never stop loving you, even if you hate me for walking away. — Tara Sivec

I feel like I'm in The Crying Game right now, Dad mutters with a sad shake of his head. — Tara Sivec

If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat. — Tara Sivec

I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE GREEN EGGS! — Tara Sivec

But if you were given the chance to go back, to tell the truth instead of lie to save someone's life and their feelings ... would you? — Tara Sivec

It's mind-blowing and delicious and better
than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at
the end of a rainbow. — Tara Sivec

Oh my, did you have another accident? It's a good thing I made that urologist appointment, — Tara Sivec

My dick instantly springs to life inside my jeans. I can't help it. When Lucy gets fired up, I get turned on. It's like some Pavlov's dog shit. — Tara Sivec

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked. — Tara Sivec

So, this is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down ... no, seriously, it is. Stop singing, you heartless bastards. I'm — Tara Sivec

Mom, do you have pot hanging from the ceiling? — Tara Sivec

I remember that night fondly. And by fondly, I mean with bitter resentment toward all things alcoholic and with a penis. — Tara Sivec

God said "Let there be light" and George morgan flipped the switch. — Tara Sivec

I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic — Tara Sivec

Jenny can still suck a golf ball through a garden hose and she guns my cock like a champ since she misplaced her false teeth! — Tara Sivec

FUCK YOU, SAM I AM! — Tara Sivec

It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up — Tara Sivec

Moving a safe distance away from her, I curse Dominic the mother fucking donkey. — Tara Sivec

I can't do this without her, Liz, I can't. Every part of my life is wrapped up in her. She's my wife, — Tara Sivec

You spidermanned the one you love. — Tara Sivec

It's easy fixing other people's problems. It's my own that can suck it. — Tara Sivec

I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit you in the face with your corny wiener. — Tara Sivec

Absence makes the dick grow fonder, isn't that what they say? — Tara Sivec

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, — Tara Sivec

I love the way you look at me. I love the way you love me. No matter what, I will always find my way back to you, — Tara Sivec

He's been hung up on a one-night-stand he had five years ago with a girl that smelled like Cocoa Puffs. — Tara Sivec

I know I'm done for when it comes to this woman. She's gotten under my skin, and I'm not sure if I'll ever be ready to remove her. — Tara Sivec

It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth — Tara Sivec

Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina. — Tara Sivec

I'm not going to hold my breast for another invitiation - Jenny — Tara Sivec

It's fucking Meerkat Manor in my pants. — Tara Sivec

How many people get a second chance at love with the only person they've ever held in their heart? — Tara Sivec

Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper. — Tara Sivec

You make everything perfect, Lucy. You're my light and my life and all I need is your love to guide me home, no matter where I go. — Tara Sivec

I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn't remember what number comes after potato! — Tara Sivec

You are always the light in my darkness. You're the reason I'm alive, you're the reason I'm here and you're the reason I breathe, every day. — Tara Sivec

I would do anything for him, even if it meant sacrificing something of myself. — Tara Sivec

Water? At a wedding? I don't understand," he asks in confusion. "Did you invite Jesus? That's the only way that will be acceptable. — Tara Sivec

Son of a bitch, Kenny G! You put everyone to sleep but my son. The ONE thing you had going for you and now it's gone to shit. — Tara Sivec

It's my fucking business when I've had my face buried between your thighs and can still taste you on my tongue. — Tara Sivec

They aren't skanks and they aren't stupid. I prefer to call them 'scantily-clad ladies with limited vocabulary. — Tara Sivec

It's easy to forgive someone for the hurt they've caused you. Forgetting is impossible. — Tara Sivec

Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol? — Tara Sivec

visions of just how he plans on being a better boyfriend taking over my dreams instead of dancing sugar plums. — Tara Sivec

You wouldn't know what the fuck to do in a dangerous situation if your life depended on it. And it would, little one. — Tara Sivec

And tell me you didn't take him out in public today with that shirt on."
We both look at Gavin's shirt that boldly states, "They shake me. — Tara Sivec

Mortification, party of one, your table is now ready. — Tara Sivec

Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything.
I should put that on a t-shirt. — Tara Sivec

Spitters are Quitters — Tara Sivec

Monster. Help. Popsicle scary — Tara Sivec

To get to the good, sometimes you have to live through the bad. — Tara Sivec

I'm a quirky, intelligent, dark haired chick! Me, me, me, pick me! And who the hell keeps whining and ruining my perfect moment? I will cut a bitch. — Tara Sivec

People in your life will let you down sometimes. It's a fact of life. What matters is how you handle it. — Tara Sivec

It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don't care if there is a room full of witnesses — Tara Sivec

Loving you meant loving every part of you, the good and the bad, the easy and the hard. — Tara Sivec

Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly. — Tara Sivec

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look. — Tara Sivec

I roofied you because I wanted you naked ... and afraid, Tyler says again in a sinister voice — Tara Sivec

London Bridge is in Arizona? When the fuck did this happen? Does London know about this? The queen has got to be pissed — Tara Sivec

When you've been hurt once, it's so hard to let go and not be afraid you won't be hurt again. — Tara Sivec

Granted, she was obviously one window lick away from riding the short bus, but that knowledge did nothing to ease my mind. — Tara Sivec

Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way. — Tara Sivec

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

I brought pot mistletoe for you guys to kiss and make up under! — Tara Sivec

No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved. — Tara Sivec

Oh, dear. He's a pimp and he's stupid, this is not good," Bev mutters. "Leon, leave it to you to find the only stupid pimp in Seattle. — Tara Sivec

Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk. — Tara Sivec

I shouldn't be allowed to think when I'm drinking. — Tara Sivec

It's never too late to live your dreams. You just have to want them enough to make them come true." Collin — Tara Sivec

Granted, she was obviously one lick away from riding the short bus — Tara Sivec

Yes, the answer is yes! If he keeps talking to me like that he can stick it in my ear. — Tara Sivec

I'm going to remind her why we're perfect for each other. I'm going to show her that there's no one else on this earth that can love her like I can. — Tara Sivec

He was so pretty I wanted to frame him and put him on my nightstand in a totally non-creepy, non-Hannibal Lector skin-suit-wearing kind of way. — Tara Sivec

out on a limb to help me and I don't — Tara Sivec

- I'm so happy for you, Ellie - I tell her honestly.
- I'm happy for me, too - she tells me with another laugh. — Tara Sivec

Say it," he whispers. "I missed out on this the first time. I want to hear you say it. — Tara Sivec

I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off. — Tara Sivec

I'm scared because I love you so much sometimes it's hard to breathe. — Tara Sivec

I love my best friends, but sometimes, I want to punch them in the face. Lovingly, of course. — Tara Sivec

I was trying to figure out a way to tell him his love mayonnaise had mad skills and no one at this table could stop talking about vibrators. — Tara Sivec

Uncle Drew shouts. You are a disgrace. Your mother should have swallowed. — Tara Sivec Love And Lists

Yes, and in just a few minutes, a dIck will be able to find your vagina without needing night vision goggles and a weed whacker. — Tara Sivec

Another good thing about Legos(LIFE). If it falls apart, it doesn't mean it's destroyed. It just means you have to pick up the pieces and start again. — Tara Sivec

Why the hell is he standing there looking so God damned hot that I want to mount his face. — Tara Sivec

There's nothing more sensual than watching a man struggle to keep himself in check when he's looking at you. — Tara Sivec

This is where my story begins. Or ends. I can never really decide. — Tara Sivec

He looks at you like you're the key to his soul and like he wants to devour you. — Tara Sivec

I should have sold you to that traveling circus when you were four. — Tara Sivec

Dude, you've been fingering that box in your pocket all this time? I thought you had crabs or something. I was going to let you borrow my cream. — Tara Sivec

Uncle Drew is completely inappropriate and one hundred percent of the time, and Aunt Jenny is a few fries short of a Happy Meal. — Tara Sivec Love And Lists