Tall Funny Quotes: top 23 famous quotes about Tall Funny

Tall Funny Quotes & Sayings

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My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo. — Henny Youngman

One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical engineering student named Joe entered the student union at Harvard University. He was all ambition and acne — Dan Ariely

At the end of your life, you're lucky if you die. — Bret McKenzie

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. — Kevin Hart

Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.
-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto

She smirks."Are you attempting to stop me, little one?"
"Excuse me? Did you just call me 'little one'? What are you? Like, four feet tall?" I ask. — Carrie Jones

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny. — Keegan-Michael Key

I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. — Uma Thurman

In sober mornings do not thou rehearse
The holy incantation of a verse — Robert Herrick

If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall? — Gwenn Wright

Still,I knew when I was being lied to. And I was never taking the trash out for that ratty gnome again. — Kiersten White

The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible. — Michael Bassey Johnson

You missed a lot of heartache, sure. But David, you missed a lot of joy. — Kim Edwards

I was never over-weight, just under-tall. The correct height for my weight at the moment is seven feet ten and a half inches. — Brendan Grace

I was eight feet tall and made of metal again, and oh how I'd missed it so. — Andrew Seiple

In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth. — Lara Stone

For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. — J.M. Richards

If you are too busy to exercise, you are too busy. — Ed Bliss

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Youth, what a pity to waste it on the young. — George Bernard Shaw

God does arithmetic. — Carl Friedrich Gauss

I myself find waiting more tiring than action. — Winston Churchill

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland