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Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces. — Michael Pinball Clemons

Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators. — Ellen DeGeneres

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic. — Godfrey

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards. — Milos Forman

Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows. — Wendy Lichtman

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.' — Adam Ferrara

I have no future,' said Hanno. 'I need no prophecy. You talk too much, woman. — William Nicholson

Let your eyes talk, mouth listens and ear sleeps. — Santosh Kalwar

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. — Larry David

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me. — Kresley Cole

I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight? — Patrick Rothfuss

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. — Rodney Dangerfield

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield

You're only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I'm funny about it. — Carrie Fisher

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O. — Kerrigan Bane

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central? — Chris Rock

People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out. — Robert Frost

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

Have you ever thought about a Twelve Step program for people who talk too much? You could call it On and On Anon. — Mary Doria Russell

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. — David Letterman

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

No one's stopping you," said Jess. "But you've got to make it more interesting. That's why why we drift off and talk about biscuits. — Nick Hornby

I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!" — Mitch Hedberg

Funny how someone telling you not to do something can talk you into it. — Richelle Mead

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny. — Gary Gulman

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking

My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny. — Danny Masterson

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. — Lance Armstrong

It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. — Auliq Ice

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. — Wilson Mizner

Agatha: "If you say anything smug or stuck-up or shallow, I'll have Reaper follow you home."
Sophie: "But then I can't talk! — Soman Chainani

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day."
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour — Thomas Jefferson

All right, baby," Daphne crooned.
"Talk to Mama and tell me all your secrets ... — Jennifer Estep

If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman. — Bob Phillips