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Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Michael Pinball Clemons: Once again, there was talk of winning every

Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces. — Michael Pinball Clemons

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Normally, I try not to pay attention to

Normally, I try not to pay attention to my haters, but this time I'd like to talk about it, because my haters are my motivators. — Ellen DeGeneres

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Godfrey: I observe everything around me and when something

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic. — Godfrey

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Peter Steele: It's a funny thing, when you talk to

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Milos Forman: What I like about masturbation is that you

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards. — Milos Forman

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Wendy Lichtman: Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend

Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows. — Wendy Lichtman

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Mignon McLaughlin: Men never know how tired they are till

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Adam Ferrara: My father tried to give me the sex

My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.' — Adam Ferrara

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By William Nicholson: I have no future,' said Hanno. 'I need

I have no future,' said Hanno. 'I need no prophecy. You talk too much, woman. — William Nicholson

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Let your eyes talk, mouth listens and ear

Let your eyes talk, mouth listens and ear sleeps. — Santosh Kalwar

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Larry David: There's also a certain rhythm to the way

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. — Larry David

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Kresley Cole: Gods, I love it when you talk mathy

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me. — Kresley Cole

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said.

I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight? — Patrick Rothfuss

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I'm at the age where I want two

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. — Rodney Dangerfield

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Carrie Fisher: You're only as sick as your secrets. Either

You're only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I'm funny about it. — Carrie Fisher

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: She said yes. If only she didn't talk

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Kerrigan Bane: He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made

He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O. — Kerrigan Bane

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: I think all the funny people were bullied.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central? — Chris Rock

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: People who talk too much are tiresome, especially

People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Robert Frost: I cut my own hair. I got sick

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out. — Robert Frost

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: You both talk too much," the kid says.

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Mary Doria Russell: Have you ever thought about a Twelve Step

Have you ever thought about a Twelve Step program for people who talk too much? You could call it On and On Anon. — Mary Doria Russell

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By David Letterman: I cannot sing, dance or act; what else

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. — David Letterman

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: So this bloke says to me, "Can I

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Nick Hornby: No one's stopping you," said Jess. "But you've

No one's stopping you," said Jess. "But you've got to make it more interesting. That's why why we drift off and talk about biscuits. — Nick Hornby

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I was in a convenience store, reading a

I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!" — Mitch Hedberg

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Richelle Mead: Funny how someone telling you not to do

Funny how someone telling you not to do something can talk you into it. — Richelle Mead

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Gary Gulman: It's a real valley when I talk about

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny. — Gary Gulman

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Amanda Hocking: I love it when you talk clean to

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Danny Masterson: My job is summer camp. I come and

My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny. — Danny Masterson

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Lance Armstrong: It's funny, because I have periods where I

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. — Lance Armstrong

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Auliq Ice: It's funny how the people who know the

It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. — Auliq Ice

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Wilson Mizner: Don't talk about yourself; it will be done

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. — Wilson Mizner

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Soman Chainani: Agatha: "If you say anything smug or stuck-up

Agatha: "If you say anything smug or stuck-up or shallow, I'll have Reaper follow you home."
Sophie: "But then I can't talk! — Soman Chainani

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Dannika Dark: No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day."
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Thomas Jefferson: It is the trade of lawyers to question

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour — Thomas Jefferson

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Jennifer Estep: All right, baby," Daphne crooned."Talk to Mama and

All right, baby," Daphne crooned.
"Talk to Mama and tell me all your secrets ... — Jennifer Estep

Talk Too Much Funny Quotes By Bob Phillips: If you want your wife to listen to

If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman. — Bob Phillips