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I think actors who take things too far are funny. — Dean Norris

I can't take his genius any more. — Rita Hayworth

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962. — Rita Rudner

This is one bar you should take home. — Eugene Ormandy

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off! — Henny Youngman

Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socks
and put the kid out of his misery. — Alexandra Bracken

If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is. — Charles Dickens

What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously. — Reinhold Niebuhr

But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards. — J.K. Rowling

You need anything we're only an hour away, give or take, honey. You call. We'll help you hide the body. — Sean Michael

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points? — Woody Allen

But it's funny how you can take something that turns out to be fatal and classify it as not worth fixing. — Catherine Ryan Hyde

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? — Steven Wright

Besides, take away self-interest and you condemn the species to extinction, that's my motto! — X

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. — C.S. Lewis

It's funny how people can take up so much room
in your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R R Martin

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally. — Rita Rudner

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. — Rachel Dratch

You can take anything, and if you explore it right, you can make it funny. — Kaitlin Olson

If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police. — Robert Louis Stevenson

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox. — Mitch Hedberg

Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if you try anything funny, I'll beat your head in with my flashlight. — Shannon K. Butcher

Stop giggling and squirming and take it like a man.
Sam to Jory during sex — Mary Calmes

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic! — Milton Jones

If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass. — Lewis Black

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out". — Rodney Dangerfield

Could I pick some flowers for Miranda?' I asked.
'You cannot take these flowers,' said Zoran. 'They belong to the government. — Doug MacLeod

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!". — Bill Engvall

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you. — Oscar Wilde

It's not funny anymore...", did you heard your self, you are entering a position called, "I wanna be a victim..., please take me". — Deyth Banger

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. — Ernest Hemingway,

Funny he could take down a group of terrorists without blinking an eye, but come face to face with this gorgeous woman, and he lost his common sense. — Casey Clipper

Agatha - You're somewhat odd. You know that, don't you?
Felicia - I'll take that as a compliment.
Agatha - It wasn't meant as such ... — Jen Turano

It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool! — Bonnie McKee

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. — Jon Stewart

Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan

I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing. — Seann William Scott

I think I'm supposed to "take a sad song and make it better," but that's beyond my musical ability — Sophia Bennett

I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one. — John Legend

And they certainly wouldn't take you along to a murder. That would be irresponsible parenting. — Kelley Armstrong

Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but. — Lucy Punch

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. — Gwenn Wright

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Will Rogers

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous — Rick Riordan

If I want to act relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill and concentration. — David Mitchell

Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. "Take everything off!"
"I'm trying!"
"Try harder! — Karen Chance

Time is a funny thing. It can take some people a whole lifetime before they realize they've been playing tug-of-war all by themselves. — Karen White

She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it. — Robyn Carr

Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment with it. — Adrienne Wilder

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger. — Jack Paar

Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny. — Mel Brooks

Don't take life too seriously. — RuPaul

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up! — Dylan Moran

This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus. — George Lopez

What a lot of funny people it does take to make a world. — Agatha Christie

Mr Moss's courtyard is railed in like a cage, lest the gentlemen who are boarding with him should take a fancy to escape from his hospitality. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret. — Cassandra Giovanni

I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done. — Monica Murphy

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house? — Ljupka Cvetanova

I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny. — Trey Parker

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream? — John Mulaney

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. — Ronald Reagan

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens. — Daryl Hall

Funny how different life could be, so many things that make you take one route instead of another. If only we could live them all. — Peter F. Hamilton

I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin' for some spam. — Sandy Ward Bell

A funny and insightful read, which every single girl can relate to. — Take A Break