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I think actors who take things too far are funny.
— Dean Norris
I can't take his genius any more.
— Rita Hayworth
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
This is one bar you should take home.
— Eugene Ormandy
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socksand put the kid out of his misery. — Alexandra Bracken
If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is.
— Charles Dickens
What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously.
— Reinhold Niebuhr
But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.
— J.K. Rowling
You need anything we're only an hour away, give or take, honey. You call. We'll help you hide the body.
— Sean Michael
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
— Woody Allen
But it's funny how you can take something that turns out to be fatal and classify it as not worth fixing.
— Catherine Ryan Hyde
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
— Steven Wright
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
It's funny how people can take up so much roomin your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
— George R R Martin
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
— Rita Rudner
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.
— Rachel Dratch
If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.
— Mitch Hedberg
Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if you try anything funny, I'll beat your head in with my flashlight.
— Shannon K. Butcher
A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!
— Milton Jones
One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".
— Rodney Dangerfield
Could I pick some flowers for Miranda?' I asked.'You cannot take these flowers,' said Zoran. 'They belong to the government. — Doug MacLeod
You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".
— Bill Engvall
Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.
— Oscar Wilde
It's not funny anymore...", did you heard your self, you are entering a position called, "I wanna be a victim..., please take me".
— Deyth Banger
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
— Ernest Hemingway,
It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool!
— Bonnie McKee
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
— Jon Stewart
I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.
— Seann William Scott
I think I'm supposed to "take a sad song and make it better," but that's beyond my musical ability
— Sophia Bennett
And they certainly wouldn't take you along to a murder. That would be irresponsible parenting.
— Kelley Armstrong
Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but.
— Lucy Punch
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous
— Rick Riordan
If I want to act relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill and concentration.
— David Mitchell
Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. "Take everything off!""I'm trying!"
"Try harder! — Karen Chance
She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it.
— Robyn Carr
Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment with it.
— Adrienne Wilder
Don't take life too seriously.
— RuPaul
This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.
— George Lopez
What a lot of funny people it does take to make a world.
— Agatha Christie
Mr Moss's courtyard is railed in like a cage, lest the gentlemen who are boarding with him should take a fancy to escape from his hospitality.
— William Makepeace Thackeray
Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.
— Cassandra Giovanni
I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done.
— Monica Murphy
I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.
— Trey Parker
I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?
— John Mulaney
Funny how different life could be, so many things that make you take one route instead of another. If only we could live them all.
— Peter F. Hamilton
