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I bet they didn't tell you that was in the gift bag. — Adrien Brody

I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible bags under my eyes. — Whitney Cummings

I don't have any children, but I can leave my land to an animal sanctuary. That is what I dream about, not bags, not shoes. — Marie Helvin

I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons. — Billy Wilder

People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth. — Russell Brand

I don't get enough sleep so I always have undereye bags. — Gabrielle Union

I ain't mad ma, see you on ya bummy swag I'm in that money green Jag, lot of money bags — Nicki Minaj

trying to embarrass me? You don't ask for bags at a farmer's market. Is you crazy? — G.L. Tomas

I'm a "what you see is what you get" kind of guy. I don't have any time to be showing anybody any bag of tricks. — Guy Fieri

Friends don't let friends act like ho-bags. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

The economy is so bad that bedbugs are now infesting sleeping bags and tents, because they can't afford to stay in hotels anymore. — Jay Leno

I don't want to see crocs end up as boots, bags and belts. We're killing and consuming our wildlife icons. — Bindi Irwin

I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. — Dylan Moran

Emotional luggage nothing of it, I don't check bags, I just carry on, leave that bullshit in the past — Curren$y

When you can't handle the heady concoction of wine and women, it's time to pack up your bags and quit. — Anurag Shourie

What I play now isn't surf music. It's too powerful. I used to go through paper bags; now I go through brick walls. I play hard. — Dick Dale

Things have to sell, of course, but if I don't want to put bags on the runway, we don't put bags on the runway. I have complete creative control. — Phoebe Philo

The cat which isn't let out of the bag often becomes a skeleton in the cupboard. — Geoffrey Madan

I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost. — Steve Waugh

Man I can't even count all of these hundreds Duffle bag every time I go to SunTrust — Nicki Minaj

I like bags that are easy to wear and are pretty to look at. But I don't like them when they have no space and you can't put anything in them. — Alice Dellal

It doesn't matter what you are wearing-if you have good shoes and a good bag, you'll look right. — Tamara Mellon

I hate bags. I never carry a bag. I am terrified of bags. I don't want to have to be responsible for that many things at one time. — Bridget Kelly

I can't multiply myself out of a paper bag. But when it comes to roots, I'm your man. — Jerry Newport

So that's why Ivy always used canvas bags . It wasn't because she was especially eco-minded. They were quiet. — Kim Harrison

I'm totally against animal cruelty. I don't have clothes, shoes or bags made from any animal products. — Leona Lewis

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD — Doug Stanhope

They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge," Shrake said. "If it wasn't murder, it was a really weird accident. — John Sandford

All I have is intuition and a little hope." "Don't be such a pessimist. You've also got two tires, two garbage bags, and a hollow spindle. — Stephen King

There is a reason why trash bags aren't made of transparent plastic. — Colin Beavan

I can tell you one thing: It doesn't matter what the American people think. There's going to be an awful lot more body bags. — Seymour Hersh

I'm more of a handbag girl; my guilty pleasure is bags. I don't even have a clue how many I own. — Poppy Delevingne

Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag. — Bill Maher

Coming into Los Angeles, bringing in a couple of keys. Don't touch my bags, if you please Mr. Customs man. — Arlo Guthrie

Don't skimp on the ice. Bags from the grocery store melt so fast and water down your drinks. I prefer beautiful, big squares for my cocktails. — Jose Andres

You know I ain't got no brand new bag. — Junior Wells

I don't have any respect at all for the scum-bags who went to Canada to avoid the draft or to avoid doing their fair share. — R. Lee Ermey

We're not buying Sam's Club condoms," said Owen. "Their trash bags don't even work. — Sarah Dunn

I'm a color person, I've never been known to play it safe. Plus I like big bags. My eyeglasses are so big; they don't fit into smaller bags. — Iris Apfel

Human beings are like tea-bags. You don't know your own strength until you get into hot water. — Bruce Laingen

I can't wait until I'm able to afford really posh bags. — Alexandra Roach

You dress her in a wet T-shirt and make her carry the bags? Damn, Cade, I like how you roll - Rok — Kresley Cole

I like most kinds of music. So I haven't got a bag, as they say ... except the big black one in the hall outside. — Paul McCartney

Niggas out here buyin' hoes bags n' shoes,
But couldn't buy their kid a new coat for school?
Damn. — Troy Ave

- I was a tired mess. My eyes didn't just have bags - they had five-piece luggage sets. — Cara Lynn Shultz

My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down. — Ray Davies

If you don't let things develop, it's like keeping something in a bag and not letting it out to fly — Earl Scruggs

People are like tea bags, you don't know their strength until they're in hot water. — J. Mason Williams

I paint my face and travel at night. You don't know it's over until you're in a body bag. — Ralph E. Reed Jr.

I always hang things on my bags because I don't like them looking like everyone else's. — Jane Birkin

Those aren't bags under your eyes, they're suitcases. — Stephen King

I just never give up. I fight to the end. You can't go out and say, 'I want a bag of never-say-die spirit.' It's not for sale. It has to be innate. — Serena Williams

Those body bags kept piling up.
Not a day goes by that I don't think about it. I still can't eat fried chicken. — Sarah Lotz

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads. — Yogi Berra

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. — Yogi Berra

I am mean as cats' meat about handbags: mine don't ever look chic. I always prefer bags that aren't made of leather. — Joanna Lumley