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What's in the bag?" Plath asked.
"Laptops and phones. And guns."
"Laptops and phones and guns, oh my!" Burnofsky parodied. — Michael Grant

You don't have to beat around the bush about it, Mila. If you want to be there at sunrise, just pack an overnight bag when you come out. — Courtney Cole

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

Compared to Imelda Marcos, Marie Antoinette was a bag lady. — Stephen J. Solarz

Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous. — Dick Cavett

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams, Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. — William Butler Yeats

On the whole I feel like a brown paper bag. — Zora Neale Hurston

If I make a new bag I love, I don't keep it. — Judith Leiber

[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you. — Dylan Moran

You're such a cheater. The best wood in your golf bag is your pencil! — Rex Pickett

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion. — Dana Gould

Your fuselage shouldn't open more easily than your pretzel bag. — Bill Maher

I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river. — Derek Landy

With BitTorrent, the cat's out of the bag. — Bram Cohen

Don't go crazy with art supplies at first. Just get a sketchbook and a pen that'll fit in your bag and keep them with you for when a moment opens up. — Danny Gregory

People who have achieved a public voice find it a mixed bag. — Jimmy Wales

An arrow isn't the only thing I shoot straight. If you ever come near my wife, you'll be hauled off in a body bag. — Lucy McConnell

I don't know how many busted bones he had, but he felt like a bag full of broken glass when Bren and I went to move him. — Kit Rocha

You know I ain't got no brand new bag. — Junior Wells

If I see a roll of Bubble Tape, a bag of Haribo Gold-Bears or a pouch of green-apple Big League Chew, I'm eleven again. — Rosecrans Baldwin

Some time ago, a man filled with sorrow handed me a bag filled with hope. Those stones were in that bag, — Kristen Ashley

I was becoming convinced that the world was a colorful, variegated grab bag full of bastards. But — Pat Conroy

Most people lie and let life play upon them like the tepid discharges of a douche-bag. — Lawrence Durrell

He'd seen a lot of bizarre items left at gravesides, like a carton of eggs, a pair of reading glasses, a bag of licorice, smooth stones, a spoon. — Sheri Webber

Secrets are like honey in a paper bag. Eventually, they leak out. — Drew Bankston

He looks me up and down blankly. 'So. No Speedos?'
'I left them in my other bag with my muscle shirts and tanning spray. You? — Melissa Keil

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... — Dana Gould

I don't use a wallet. My money is just free-flowing in my bag. — Christa B. Allen

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. — Rachel Zoe

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. — Bruce Lansky