Swearing Quotes
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Of its very nature swearing is as irrational as magic - indeed, it is a species of magic.
— George Orwell
I've never had much use for religion, except when it comes to swearing or begging for mercy.
— Mark Lawrence
ancient custom of swearing by the testes (hence, 'testify').
— Gavin Francis
He sounded like he was used to people swearing at him, which made no damned sense, because he was gorgeous and a hero.
— Cate Cameron
I'm so lucky to have worked with Burt Lancaster, who I remember was one of the first people I'd heard swearing in a really interesting way.
— Peter Capaldi
I have been crying," she replied, simply, "and it has done me good. It helps a woman you know, just as swearing helps a man.
— Horace Annesley Vachell
Fricking son of a popcorn pimp!
— Pawan Mishra
Vulgarity is like a fine wine: it should only be uncorked on a special occasion, and then only shared with the right group of people.
— James Rozoff
Swearing makes an excellent relief mechanism
— David Crystal
Everything has gotten vulgar and out of line for children to watch. It's more of a swearing match.
— Bubba Smith
Profane swearing never did any man any good. No man in the richer or wiser or happier for it.
— Robert Lowth
I always found it really funny when actors would come offstage, smoking cigarettes and swearing at each other.
— Jason Gann
And she would pray for guidance, but she wouldn't ask the Lord forgiveness for swearing at her husband. That was gonna stand for now.
— J. Ryan Stradal
Swearing is industry language. For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. You've got to be boisterous to get results.Gordon Ramsay — Gordon Ramsay
Are you ever going to kiss me without swearing first?
— Christine Feehan
BenedickBy this hand, I love thee.
Beatrice
Use it for my love some other way than swearing by it. — William Shakespeare
I do not permit blasphemy, the F-word, or obscenities such as soy milk at my table. Consider yourself chastised.
— Dean Koontz
Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.
— Elayne Boosler
In general, there are usually two reasons to swear--to get someone's attention and because it's fun.
— Aaron Burch
Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong.
— Isaac Marion
Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.
— H.M. Ward
I rely on swearing just to communicate emotion, but I wanted to express the same feelings [in song] without using curse words.
— Hutch Harris
Exsanguinated," said Jace, impressed. "That's a big word.""And you're a big-"
"Tsk tsk," he interrupted. "No swearing in church. — Cassandra Clare
Swearing invulnerably, I measure mercilessly his shortcomings, and with luxurious scorn, ask who could be ensnared there.
— Elizabeth Smart
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
— Finley Peter Dunne
Cussing like a commoner wasn't something I was tested on. I picked that habit up outside of high school.
— S.A. Tawks
... made me promise to cut down on the drinking and swearing, which I have. Unfortunately, this has left me dim-witted and nearly speechless.
— Nelson DeMille
"That fucking cunting fuck of a whore.""Nikolas!"
Nikolas shrugged. "It's only you who I don't like to hear swear. — John Wiltshire
There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones.
— Peter Capaldi
Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon."Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels. — Kevin Hearne
Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.
— Fanny Brice
And under my breath I was telling it to hisht and for shame, and if I had known any swearing I would have had that in, too.
— Richard Llewellyn
Let us consider that swearing is a sin of all others peculiarly clamorous, and provocative of Divine judgment.
— Isaac Barrow
His swearing is methodical, continuous, and apparently entirely senseless.
— Mikhail Bulgakov
Apparently profanity had a way of making men listen.
— Megan Shepherd
I'm a heart surgeon, sure, but I'm just a mechanic. I go in and I fuck around and I fix things. Shit.
— Raymond Carver
... Pfiffikus, whose vulgarity made Rosa Hubermann look like a wordsmith and a saint.
— Markus Zusak
Riotous madness,To be entangled with those mouth-made vows,
Which break themselves in swearing! — William Shakespeare
That in the captain's but a choleric word,Which in the soldier is flat blasphemy. — William Shakespeare
Writing for adults often means just increasing the swearing - but find an alternative to swearing and you've probably got a better line.
— Steven Moffat
Criticism, like swearing, is actually nothing more than a bad habit.
— Richard Carlson
Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit.
— Rutherford B. Hayes
When a gentlemen is disposed to swear, it is not for any standers-by to curtail his oaths.
— William Shakespeare
What matters the party to me? I shall find enough anyhow who unite with me without swearing allegiance to my flag.
— Max Stirner
I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.
— Pawan Mishra
Never have I enjoyed such swearing, before or since. Sir, on that memorable day, he swore like an angel from Heaven.
— Sarah Vowell
Rick, I'm holding a do-I-give-a-shit-ometer in my hand, and the needle's not moving. Shut up.
— Douglas Coupland
There's something cathartic about swearing 150 times after spending ten hours in the editing room.
— Liev Schreiber
And each blasphemer quite escape the rod, Because the insult's not on man, but God?
— Alexander Pope
I'll have you know I do the swearing on this ship. If I need your assitance I'll call you. Capt. Wolf Larsen
— Jack London
Shut the eff up,' Aaron said. Only he said the REAL swear, the REAL word.
— Carol Lynch Williams
Taking up marriage is a good excuse for taking up cursing.These is my words — Nancey E. Turner
Swearing is, as I have said, learning to the ignorant, eloquence to the blockhead, vivacity to the stupid, and wit to the coxcomb.
— Mary Collyer
Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more exactly, much more succinctly, with properly used curse words.
— Coleman Young
Damn, the good words are all asterisked!""The men only understand the asterisks. My worry is if they understand the rest! — Pawan Mishra
I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.
— Bruce Lansky
Nothing beats that moment of revelation when shyness loses ground to boldness, and quiet moans turn into squeals and swearing.
— Paulo Coelho
Am I here to play 'pass the parcel' with my balls?
— Pawan Mishra
More then me you betrayed to God Because you said Tujkh mai rab dikhta hai ( i see my God in you)
— Mohammed Zaki Ansari
That dress does not fit you." Margaret laughed and tried to zip the dress up again, swearing when the zipper broke.
— G.L. Tomas
A person who tells a secret, swearing the recipient to secrecy in turn, is asking of the other person a discretion which he is abrogating himself.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
Quite a bit of his swearing was pure nautical genius.
— Michael G. Manning
Swearing doesn't make your argument valid; it just tells the other person you have lost your class and control.
— Shannon L. Alder
Swearing is a currency the countryside spends well.
— Michelle Franklin
There are many ways to be beautiful. Fighting, swearing, and ignoring tradition could make a women irresistible.
— Fatema Mernissi
I'll leave the swearing to the Jane Fondas.
— Irene Dunne
I won't go to Hell for swearing because I repent too damn fast!
— J. Golden Kimball
And I know fuck isn't a word that Mormons say, but I don't say this word I only think it, so it doesn't really count.
— The Hippie
If men are wont to play with swearing anywhere, can we expect they should be serious and strict therein at the bar or in the church.
— Isaac Barrow
I'll be damned for never a king's son in Christendom.
— William Shakespeare
If you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!
— Lilian Jackson Braun
It would be impossible to imagine going through life without swearing, and without enjoying swearing.
— Stephen Fry
Swearing when in heavy traffic.
— Paulo Coelho