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We have to make sure the music and the message and the words and all the elements come through in our songs and every time we appear in public. — Lauryn Hill

One comforting thing about the Trump White House is that you aren't forced to choose between malice and incompetence. — Garry Kasparov

Freedom of association includes the freedom not to associate. — Ayn Rand

The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly. — Pat Conroy

To Hades with you, fool, for God hath tired of you. — Sam Cheever

I invented the Web just because I needed it, really, because it was so frustrating that it didn't exit. — Tim Berners-Lee

Grace is the atmosphere created by love that makes faith the only reasonable response — Bill Johnson

I'm not calling you a pussy, I'm just saying your vagina is bigger than mine. — Katie Graykowski

God has the most incredible, unimaginable, inconceivable, and indescribable intention and design for your life. — Pedro Okoro

God is not the source of any form of worship that does not exalt and lift up the name of Jesus! — Ed Stetzer

To name God as a god of love is to strip love of all its precious meaning. — C.J. Anderson

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? — Molly Harper

If one book's done this well, you want to write another one that does just as well. There's that horror of the second novel that doesn't match up. — Mark Haddon

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. — Norm MacDonald