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Getting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's kind of like painting your house as the fire approaches. Just die, there's no shame in it. — Dana Gould

If I quit surgery, I'd be afraid I'd dry up. — Richard Selzer

One rotation that I unexpectedly enjoyed was surgery. I knew I was too clumsy to become a surgeon and did not have the traditional gung-ho mentality. — Barron H. Lerner

Animal experimentation has been essential to the development of all cardiac surgery, transplantation surgery, joint replacements and all vaccinations. — Joseph Murray

Scars are simply modern battle wounds. Sometimes the enemy happens to be inside us. — Andrew Grey

Right after Dynasty ended I had a facelift and laser surgery to get rid of lines around my eyes. — Linda Evans

I can't imagine having cosmetic surgery because I have my values and little family who makes me feel incredibly accepted but you never know. — Izabella Scorupco

If you don't like your wrinkles and you think Botox or surgery is going to fix it, do it and shut up. But don't keep talking about it. — Linda Gray

My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body. — Melissa McCarthy

Plastic surgery can't make you younger or more beautiful, because beauty is in your eyes, isn't it? It's in your soul; you can't strap it on. — Sarah Parish

Truth, like surgery, may hurt, but it cures. — Han Suyin

There's the whole myth about rocket science. It's really not that hard. It's not brain surgery. — John Powell

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery. — Garry Trudeau

I don't think it is worth trying to look 10 years younger through surgery. — Debra Winger

I've never had plastic surgery, but if they made a new invention for making people taller, I'd be the first to have the surgery. — Alanna Ubach

I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that. — Scarlett Johansson

Dave Rath is recovering. A month ago he had hip pocket replacement surgery. — Andy Kindler

Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor. — Roseanne Barr

I would trust citizen journalism as much as I would trust citizen surgery. — Morley Safer

I don't look in mirrors anymore. It's cheaper than surgery. — Richard Ford

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good. — Robin Williams

The air was thick with her attitude, and I was getting ready to perform a very intense surgery on it. — Dawn Kopman Whidden

I would sooner have bowel surgery in the woods with a stick. — Bill Bryson

I think that promoting insecurity in the form of plastic surgery is infinitely more harmful than an artistic expression related to body modification. — Lady Gaga

Many of his coworkers on Luna had made lucrative side businesses offering plastic surgery, melatonin adjustments, and body reconstruction — Marissa Meyer

Cosmetic surgery processes the bodies of woman-made women, who make up the vast majority of its patient pool, into man-made women. — Naomi Wolf

I went through a big Alice Cooper phase, which was probably a major influence on my writing style later, especially after Plastic Surgery Disasters. — Jello Biafra

This is an execution, not surgery. Where does that come from, that you must find the method of execution that causes the least pain? — Antonin Scalia

See all the women seated, youth in their face lifts, old age in their hands. — J.P. Donleavy

my mother died of an overdose of sleeping pills after extensive surgery so that the cause of death was probably listed as despair. — Sue Grafton

I'm ticking things off my list: I had a tumor removed; I had spinal surgery; I had four surgeries in three months. — Jennifer Grey

My fat cells have a memory like Einstein! I'm proof that surgery is not a magic potion. There are many ways to sabotage it. — Carnie Wilson

The petty-minded fools here think surgery and butchery are the same thing. — Seanan McGuire

It was so frustrating to see ulcer patients having surgery, or even dying, when I knew a simple antibiotic treatment could fix the problem. — Barry Marshall

In this business actors who have Botox or surgery make you very aware of age. It's awful. — Eva Green

Cutting out bad habits is far more effective than cutting out organs. — Herbert M. Shelton

Any fool can write, we start learning it at school at the age of three ... — Pandora Poikilos

I came back after my surgery, throwing four to six miles harder than I did before. — Curt Schilling

I had a sense of debt to the medical profession and to surgery particularly. I would not be as ambient as I am without it. — Jeffrey Tate

A simple, well-proven surgery can restore sight to millions, and something even simpler, a pair of glasses, can make millions more see. — Thulasiraj Ravilla

I hate it when women fight aging with plastic surgery or fashion choices. There's this arrogant youth worship in our society. — Thomas Haden Church

I struggled quite a long time with my backhand, which was one of my best weapons before my surgery. — Marco Chiudinelli

Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room. — Patricia Heaton

I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done. — Kim Kardashian

Both my parents were doctors, and my mother had her surgery in the house. There were six children. — Diane Cilento

I hope she never needs heart surgery, because the doctor wouldn't be able to find it. — S.A. Harazin

I have a Bachelor in medicine, a Bachelor in surgery, and I am a Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons. — Hasnat Khan

Radical surgery is never fun. — Brent Spiner

McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery. — George Carlin

A dichotomy,' said the Bursar helpfully. 'Oh, I don't think surgery is involved. — Terry Pratchett

While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut. — David Letterman

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well! — Simone Elkeles

All surgery and no makeup make Jack a dull girl. — Brian Spellman

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware. — Joan Rivers

I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business. — Tyra Banks

I'd never say no to surgery in the future, because I feel like, as I get older, I'm going to face temptation more. — Marcia Cross

Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns. — Robert Pattinson

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. — Rita Rudner

I would never do hard-core pornography, because it looks too much like open-heart surgery. — John Waters

Self-criticism, like self-administered brain surgery, is perhaps not a good idea. Can the 'self' see the 'self' with any objectivity? — Joyce Carol Oates

The act of love greatly resembles torture or surgery. — Charles Baudelaire

The scar on my eye is a result of the doctor's sewing up my face. It was 450 stitches and plastic surgery. — Charlie Puth

I sew his ears on from time to time, sure. — Patrick O'Brian

I'm an actor - it's not brain surgery. If I do my job right, people won't ask for their money back. — Sean Connery

Adapting your own book is like performing open-heart surgery on your own child. — Jonathan Tropper

I don't want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself, but plastic surgery and all that? I'm not interested. — Christine Lahti

I basically walked around with a goiter for four years because I was so afraid of surgery. — Jennifer Grey

I'm not sure how paying for transgender surgery [in the military] makes our country safer. — Mike Huckabee

Benzedrine,' he said. 'I rang up my secretary before dinner and asked her to wangle some out of the surgery at Headquarters. — Ian Fleming

People are really interested in the concept of eternal youth in this plastic-surgery culture. — Charlaine Harris

I'm not a huge fan of plastic surgery, for either guys or girls. — Blake Griffin

The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed. — Mike Ditka

(Britney Spears) went in for knee surgery and came out a little top heavy. — Robbie Williams

I had some surgery on my feet, which has helped my back some. — Merle Haggard

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do operation on someone else, not you. — Bill Walton

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. — James H. Boren

I wore glasses my whole life, but then I got Lasik eyeball surgery, and I fixed that. — Ryan Eggold

It is very important to be reading as well as writing. A doctor is not going to ignore new surgery practices. — Brandon Sanderson

I said yes to so many things, from a sex change to gastric by-pass surgery, so it's always paid off for me. — Jim Carrey

I can always tell when people have had plastic surgery. — Sheryl Crow

Cosmetic surgery and the ideology of self-improvement may have made women's hope for legal recourse to justice obsolete. — Naomi Wolf

Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery. — Beverly Johnson

A clown makes you laugh it doesn't mean he knows how to perform a surgery. — Kambiz Shabankareh

I think I'm the only 65-year-old actress in Los Angeles who hasn't had plastic surgery, so somebody's gotta play the old-lady parts! — Jane Elliot

I'm here instead of having shoulder surgery. But I'm not sure which is more painful. — James Caan

I am being accused of all this plastic surgery, which is absolutely not true. — Nicollette Sheridan

Acting's entertainment. It's not brain surgery. — Anthony Hopkins

I've had laser eye surgery and I don't wear glasses any more, so people just go, 'You're not Damien Hirst.' I don't get recognized on the street. — Damien Hirst

I have had heart surgery three times, so I know what it was like to have pins and needles stuck in you. — Josh Ryan Evans

It's tricky to say 'never,' but I will never have plastic surgery. — Lili Taylor

It's not rocket surgery! — David Lee Roth

The preoccupation with transition and with surgery objectifies trans people, and we don't get to really deal with the real lived experiences. — Laverne Cox

I'm going to give him back-alley plastic surgery. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

It is not always worth the discomforts of major surgery to get minor recovery. — Richard Asher

I was ranked No in the world and then I was out for months between my shoulder surgery and my parents getting in a motorcycle accident in , — Tommy Haas

It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television. — Linda Ellerbee

Honestly, it's like trying to discuss brain surgery with tapioca. — Katie MacAlister

Surgery is always second best. If you can so something else, it's better. Surgery is limited. It is operating on someone who has no place else to go. — John W. Kirklin

I learned during the three weeks after my surgery that when you are in rehab, willpower and determination are key. — Peter Kavanagh

Unpredictability. Accidents. Not good when you're engaging in, say, brain surgery, but when lighting ... wonderful! — Joe McNally