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Sunday Church Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat.
— Marty Pollio
Obligation is a more effective weapon against the Will than any penalty, threat or act of force.
— Ashim Shanker
I find that actors who are wanting to pursue tv or films don't seem to have much interest in classical theatre.
— Renee O'Connor
Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.
— George Lopez
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— Keith McCullough
Ever notice how people wait until they're not going to see you anymore to say something nice to you?
— Megan McCafferty
There's nowhere else like London. Nothing at all, anywhere.
— Vivienne Westwood
Say what you will about Leona Helmsley, when it comes to standing trial, she's twice the man Jim Bakker is.
— David Letterman
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
— Billy Sunday
Be circumspect how you offend schollers, for knowe, a serpent tooth bites not so ill, as dooth a schollers angrie quill.
— John Florio
Jesus is not from Georgia. Jesus does not speak English. And Jesus is not a member of the NRA.
— Robert Wright
The best way to learn a language may be an episode of jail in a foreign country.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday ... unless there's a game on.
— Steve Martin
If you ask, "Am I my brother's keeper?" The answer is, "You are.
— William Randolph Hearst