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Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority! — William Howard Taft

But though it had prevailed against such fierce adversaries as fire and flood, it had fallen victim softly and swiftly to television in the 1960's. — Kate Morton

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope

No other foreskin could have caused such trouble. — Peter Manseau

The heart is a funny organ, with such stubborn biases. — Suzanne Rindell

It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! — Kelly Osbourne

I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster! — Becky G

People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs. — Unknown

Christianity is such a silly religion. — Gore Vidal

I love rom-coms. Any will do. Films such as 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' or 'Funny Face' with Audrey Hepburn. — Estelle

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it. — Lindsey Vonn

It's funny because Hollywood is such a small place that everyone really is less than 6 degrees of separation. — Kevin Connolly

It was almost funny, really. Such a strong reaction to a bunch of shirtless guys. — Kody Keplinger

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. — Oscar Wilde

Kings and such are just as funny as politicians. — Theodore Roosevelt

Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler. — Dave Mordal

Agatha - You're somewhat odd. You know that, don't you?
Felicia - I'll take that as a compliment.
Agatha - It wasn't meant as such ... — Jen Turano

Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all. — Katie Aselton

Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives. — L. H. Cosway

There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen. — Charles Dickens

He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice. — Neal Stephenson

By studying human history, we can realize how much of human stupidity has fallen on fertile ground. Is gravity guilty for such an occurrence too? — Eraldo Banovac

He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes."
"He's always taking something - generally food. — P.G. Wodehouse

As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far. — Lucy Punch

P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug — Jodi Lynn Anderson

Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread ... — Robert Pattinson

Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression. — Monica Murphy

One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning". — Alan Turing

It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all. — Sylvie Meis

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color. — George Best

Such a funny thing, shame, that in the scramble to avoid it, you forget who has the right to shame you in the first place. — Keija Parssinen

My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show. — Adam Pally

Why is abbreviation such a long word? — Teresa Monachino

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. — Lana Turner

Rappers on their sophomores ... actin' like they boss lords.
Fame's such a funny thing for sure when niggas start believing all those encores. — Pusha T

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. — Caskie Stinnett

Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists. — Darynda Jones

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. — Lewis Black

Funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story — Sarah Dessen

No such word as can't. No such word as babagoozle neither! — Charlie Higson

I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner. — Laurie Halse Anderson

I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore. — Graham Greene

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? — Tom Baker

He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said. — Laurell K. Hamilton

When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time. — Sophie Wu

Terribly sad news about Stuart Cable, such a lovely, warm, funny, talented man. — Rob Brydon

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell

Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Time goes by at such a pace,it's funny how it's easy to forget her face — Bil Keane

For someone so conflicted, who am I to give advice to anybody? It's such a funny, grandiose idea — Florence Welch

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. — Lane Kirkland

Did Cap'n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny."
"Yeah," I said, "that's exactly how I'd describe him. — Joel N. Ross

You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny. — Auberon Waugh

How come abbreviated is such a long word? — Steven Wright

YouTube is such a funny little world. You can create a fanbase. — Lindsey Stirling

There's no such thing as a good tax. — Winston Churchill

Mrs. Plutarski is such a pill to me. You'd think I
routinely crapped on the altar, the way she treats me. — Kristan Higgins

I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008. — Mitch Hedberg

There's no such thing as too much power! — Wolfgang Gullich

Oh don't be such a fuss pot," said the fairy, "or I'll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants! — Julie B. Campbell

...he was such an ass - I mean if he was any more of an ass, he'd be saddled and ridden in a small pueblo in Mexico.
--Ashland — Lila Felix