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Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!
— William Howard Taft
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
— Doug Stanhope
No other foreskin could have caused such trouble.
— Peter Manseau
The heart is a funny organ, with such stubborn biases.
— Suzanne Rindell
It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!
— Kelly Osbourne
I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!
— Becky G
Christianity is such a silly religion.
— Gore Vidal
It's funny because Hollywood is such a small place that everyone really is less than 6 degrees of separation.
— Kevin Connolly
Kings and such are just as funny as politicians.
— Theodore Roosevelt
Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.
— Dave Mordal
Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all.
— Katie Aselton
Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives.
— L. H. Cosway
There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen.
— Charles Dickens
He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice.
— Neal Stephenson
By studying human history, we can realize how much of human stupidity has fallen on fertile ground. Is gravity guilty for such an occurrence too?
— Eraldo Banovac
He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes.""He's always taking something - generally food. — P.G. Wodehouse
P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug
— Jodi Lynn Anderson
Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread ...
— Robert Pattinson
Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression.
— Monica Murphy
It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.
— Sylvie Meis
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.
— George Best
Such a funny thing, shame, that in the scramble to avoid it, you forget who has the right to shame you in the first place.
— Keija Parssinen
My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show.
— Adam Pally
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
— Teresa Monachino
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
— Lana Turner
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
— Caskie Stinnett
Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.
— Darynda Jones
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
— Lewis Black
Funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story
— Sarah Dessen
No such word as can't. No such word as babagoozle neither!
— Charlie Higson
I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?
— Tom Baker
He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.
— Elizabeth Gaskell
Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
For someone so conflicted, who am I to give advice to anybody? It's such a funny, grandiose idea
— Florence Welch
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
— Lane Kirkland
Did Cap'n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny." "Yeah," I said, "that's exactly how I'd describe him. — Joel N. Ross
You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.
— Auberon Waugh
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
— Steven Wright
YouTube is such a funny little world. You can create a fanbase.
— Lindsey Stirling
There's no such thing as a good tax.
— Winston Churchill
Mrs. Plutarski is such a pill to me. You'd think Iroutinely crapped on the altar, the way she treats me. — Kristan Higgins
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.
— Mitch Hedberg
There's no such thing as too much power!
— Wolfgang Gullich
