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Successful Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: Behind every successful man, there is a woman

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. — Mark Twain

Successful Funny Quotes By Bob Hope: Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off,

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series. — Bob Hope

Successful Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I think being successful in comedy is being

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

Successful Funny Quotes By Jeremy Schoemaker: I think I am about 5 for 500

I think I am about 5 for 500 when it comes to successful ideas vs flops. — Jeremy Schoemaker

Successful Funny Quotes By Drew Carey: Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. — Drew Carey

Successful Funny Quotes By Rick Baker: It's funny: I've been very successful and done

It's funny: I've been very successful and done a lot of films, and I don't really have an agent - I don't really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. — Rick Baker

Successful Funny Quotes By Colin Chapman: The secret of a successful marriage is not

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much. — Colin Chapman

Successful Funny Quotes By Steve Wozniak: I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply

I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap. — Steve Wozniak

Successful Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: How about those people who don't need sleep?

How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are. — Jim Gaffigan

Successful Funny Quotes By Olivia Munn: It is possible in this world to be

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. — Olivia Munn

Successful Funny Quotes By Matthew Lillard: The stage is a training ground and it's

The stage is a training ground and it's where you learn what's funny and what's successful. — Matthew Lillard

Successful Funny Quotes By James Patterson: Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick.

Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick. — James Patterson

Successful Funny Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: No man has a good enough memory to

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. — Abraham Lincoln

Successful Funny Quotes By Lana Turner: A successful man is one who makes more

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. — Lana Turner