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Miraculously, I keep it together, although I would love to just slap the stupid out of them. — Brandy Nacole

I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid. — Kami Garcia

Quit hogging the Cheetos, you stupid fuck. — Chris Bowsman

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. — Dorothy Parker

I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself. — Will Christopher Baer

So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse's only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid. — Seth Grahame-Smith

Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study? — Robert A. Heinlein

2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. — Mitch Hedberg

Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference) — Greg Campbell

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you. — John Green

I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband. — Meg Cabot

Oh! What stupids we were! cried Neb.
That is precisely what I had the honor of telling you before! returned the sailor. — Jules Verne

You don't know me well enough to know that I spend half my life saying stupid things and the other half apologizing for them, said Tedros. — Soman Chainani

I'll have you know Southern isn't a synonym for stupid. — Janice Lane Palko

Even with my sunglasses on, my eyeballs were screaming in pain. Stupid beautiful sunrise in stupid Elf World. — Rick Riordan

Remember when I said that thing about not doing anything stupid?"
"Yes."
"You screwed up. — Kieryn Nicolas

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid. — Kim Harrison

I like to think I'm not stupid often, tonight proves that when I am, I do it in a big way. — Lisa Renee Jones

Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid. — Robert Fulghum

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. — John M. Gottman

He isn't stupid, but his interests are so narrow I doubt I could slip a sheet of paper in between them — Mercedes Lackey

Don't be stupid. You sound like his girlfriend. (Wesley Jefferson Lincoln) — Kami Garcia

Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster. — Lois Greiman

There is a monsterous deal of stupid quizzing, & common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit. — Jane Austen

Bring the heat, bring the stupid. It was the Army way. — Kathleen O'Reilly

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

Expect stupid. It's everywhere. — Lois Greiman

I'm so scared of commitment that I even hate stickers. I mean, once they're stuck, that's it. No going back now. Stupid stickers. — Kaine Andrews

Why do I hate spiders? Gods, who doesn't? What a stupid question. — Steven Erikson

You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.
- Breeze — Brandon Sanderson

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. — John Green

Thierry had no idea why they were called French doors. His native countrymen weren't stupid enough to put them in their homes. — Lynn Viehl

Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. Now, Sabin. He didn't mean any harm. He's borderline stupid. You know that. — Gena Showalter

But you're not as stupid as they say!... Or are you? — Anna Gavalda

You stupid piece of warm bacon. — Hugh Lofting

Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrial
highway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Helen savored the peace and quiet that only came in the complete absence of stupid questions. — Christopher Farnsworth

Do you have any idea how stupid we are?? Don't underestimate us!" ~ Sakata Gintoki — Hideaki Sorachi

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. — Dylan Moran

Veni, vidi, vici. That was easy for Julius Caesar to say; he crossed Italy in a chariot, not on a stupid bike." - Vivia — Leah Marie Brown

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them. — SIERRA

Did you wake up on the stupid side of the bed this morning? — Tammy Blackwell

I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Monkeys can't talk, stupid! — Jeff Kinney

A girl from nowhere
Completes my embarrassment
Stupid bananas — Rick Riordan

That's what you get when you're stupid. — Caleb Eversole

Love may be blind, but lust is just damn stupid. — Lois Greiman

I'm a big boy. I can take it.
You got into a fight.
I'm also stupid. — Joss Stirling

Her heart slipped out of its life jacket and paddled toward the deep end of stupid, where the water was way over its head — Samanthe Beck

The abbot cleared his throat. "You are all very stupid people," he told them graciously, "and you do not know anything at all. — Neil Gaiman

Son of a Midas
You, sir, are a stupid-head
Here, have an ostrich — Rick Riordan

I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs. — N.M. Silber

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid. — Larissa Ione

Sierra, it's Christmastime. Put a stupid mistletoe over his head and kiss him already! — Jay Asher

Stupid water, ruining my enjoyment of swimming. — Brandon Sanderson

Damn it, I should be the only one allowed to drool over him. I found him first! Or something not as stupid. — Nicole Christie

Are you shooting webs of stupid at me? — Dave Attell

If your a fly, fly away — Connor Smith

You didn't weld it shut or anything like that?"
"Yes, stupid me, I forgot. — Alastair Reynolds

How come a boy can be so stupid, but a Daddy, who actually used to be a BOY himself, can be so wonderful? — Jillian Dodd

I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I'll call you later with an update. Bye! — P.C. Cast

Peter to Austin:
Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7. — Dani Alexander

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. — Derek Landy

All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard. — Margaret Atwood

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. — Douglas Coupland

It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well. — Brian Regan

Stupid is a condition. Ignorance is a choice. — Wiley Miller

Sometimes stupid is crime enough. — Lois Greiman

Armael shook his head. "The Origin created all creatures for a purpose."
"Are these supposed to rid the world of stupid photographers? — Pat Harris

Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that? — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen

God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron) — Kim Harrison

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry

Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words? — Martin Freeman

What are you doing?"
"Playing house" said Felix
"Do you want to come and pour the tea?"
Ella's not stupid. "You are not. — Sally Nicholls

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? — Scott Adams

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. — Jim Henson

God in his infinite wisdom
Did not make me very wise-
So when my actions are stupid
They hardly take God by surprise. — Langston Hughes

If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry.
"That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya — George R R Martin

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa. — Britney Spears

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid. — Katie MacAlister

My most insightful comments have been forgotten while letting a whining dog out the door. — Jael Turner

Okay, so when you get past all the cheeseburgers and video games, life's pretty stupid. — Amber Heart

All three combined is ... a different kind of stupid formerly unheard of by humankind. — Veronica Roth

Jason tilts his head toward me, his hand moving slyly across his book. Stupid. Speech. Woman. — Cynthia Lord

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea. — Jessica Simpson

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid. — Mira Grant

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train. — Lois Greiman

Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm. — Carl Hiaasen

It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid. — Frankie Boyle

Werewolves? Oh please, just plain stupid. Who wants to get it on with a man ruled by his inner dog? — Karen Marie Moning

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all. — Jane Austen

Is it worth the effort to tell an idiot that they are profoundly stupid? Or is it just good fun to see the blank stare? — Neil Leckman

You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record? — Rachel Caine

Don't be stupid, it's a flying house! — J.K. Rowling

I'm not playing! I really am stupid! — Stuart Gibbs

You know what we call you? Bitch Spice, Burtch Spice, Slut Spice and Stupid Spice.'
Thomas Mackee says this — Melina Marchetta

Like a lot of stupid people, it took a great deal to get an idea into the king's head, but once there, there was no shifting it. — Richard Killeen

Raphael laughed, and she threw a cookie at him. Of course, he caught it smoothly and tossed it back at her. Stupid vampire. — D.B. Reynolds

Do I look stupid? snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. — J.K. Rowling