Stupid Humor Quotes
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Stupid Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Miraculously, I keep it together, although I would love to just slap the stupid out of them.
— Brandy Nacole
Quit hogging the Cheetos, you stupid fuck.
— Chris Bowsman
I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
— Will Christopher Baer
So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse's only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid.
— Seth Grahame-Smith
Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?
— Robert A. Heinlein
2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.
— Mitch Hedberg
Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)
— Greg Campbell
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
— John Green
Oh! What stupids we were! cried Neb.That is precisely what I had the honor of telling you before! returned the sailor. — Jules Verne
You don't know me well enough to know that I spend half my life saying stupid things and the other half apologizing for them, said Tedros.
— Soman Chainani
I'll have you know Southern isn't a synonym for stupid.
— Janice Lane Palko
Even with my sunglasses on, my eyeballs were screaming in pain. Stupid beautiful sunrise in stupid Elf World.
— Rick Riordan
Remember when I said that thing about not doing anything stupid?""Yes."
"You screwed up. — Kieryn Nicolas
Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.
— Kim Harrison
I like to think I'm not stupid often, tonight proves that when I am, I do it in a big way.
— Lisa Renee Jones
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
— John M. Gottman
He isn't stupid, but his interests are so narrow I doubt I could slip a sheet of paper in between them
— Mercedes Lackey
There is a monsterous deal of stupid quizzing, & common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit.
— Jane Austen
Bring the heat, bring the stupid. It was the Army way.
— Kathleen O'Reilly
Expect stupid. It's everywhere.
— Lois Greiman
I'm so scared of commitment that I even hate stickers. I mean, once they're stuck, that's it. No going back now. Stupid stickers.
— Kaine Andrews
Why do I hate spiders? Gods, who doesn't? What a stupid question.
— Steven Erikson
You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.- Breeze — Brandon Sanderson
Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. Now, Sabin. He didn't mean any harm. He's borderline stupid. You know that.
— Gena Showalter
But you're not as stupid as they say!... Or are you?
— Anna Gavalda
You stupid piece of warm bacon.
— Hugh Lofting
Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrialhighway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
Helen savored the peace and quiet that only came in the complete absence of stupid questions.
— Christopher Farnsworth
Do you have any idea how stupid we are?? Don't underestimate us!" ~ Sakata Gintoki
— Hideaki Sorachi
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
— Dylan Moran
Veni, vidi, vici. That was easy for Julius Caesar to say; he crossed Italy in a chariot, not on a stupid bike." - Vivia
— Leah Marie Brown
Did you wake up on the stupid side of the bed this morning?
— Tammy Blackwell
I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
— Jeff Kinney
A girl from nowhereCompletes my embarrassment
Stupid bananas — Rick Riordan
That's what you get when you're stupid.
— Caleb Eversole
Love may be blind, but lust is just damn stupid.
— Lois Greiman
Her heart slipped out of its life jacket and paddled toward the deep end of stupid, where the water was way over its head
— Samanthe Beck
The abbot cleared his throat. "You are all very stupid people," he told them graciously, "and you do not know anything at all.
— Neil Gaiman
I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs.
— N.M. Silber
Stupid water, ruining my enjoyment of swimming.
— Brandon Sanderson
Damn it, I should be the only one allowed to drool over him. I found him first! Or something not as stupid.
— Nicole Christie
Are you shooting webs of stupid at me?
— Dave Attell
If your a fly, fly away
— Connor Smith
You didn't weld it shut or anything like that?""Yes, stupid me, I forgot. — Alastair Reynolds
How come a boy can be so stupid, but a Daddy, who actually used to be a BOY himself, can be so wonderful?
— Jillian Dodd
Peter to Austin:Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7. — Dani Alexander
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
— Derek Landy
All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard.
— Margaret Atwood
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
— Douglas Coupland
It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well.
— Brian Regan
Stupid is a condition. Ignorance is a choice.
— Wiley Miller
Sometimes stupid is crime enough.
— Lois Greiman
Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
— Jane Austen
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry
What are you doing?""Playing house" said Felix
"Do you want to come and pour the tea?"
Ella's not stupid. "You are not. — Sally Nicholls
God in his infinite wisdomDid not make me very wise-
So when my actions are stupid
They hardly take God by surprise. — Langston Hughes
If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry. "That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya — George R R Martin
I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
— Britney Spears
Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.
— Katie MacAlister
My most insightful comments have been forgotten while letting a whining dog out the door.
— Jael Turner
Okay, so when you get past all the cheeseburgers and video games, life's pretty stupid.
— Amber Heart
All three combined is ... a different kind of stupid formerly unheard of by humankind.
— Veronica Roth
Jason tilts his head toward me, his hand moving slyly across his book. Stupid. Speech. Woman.
— Cynthia Lord
Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.
— Jessica Simpson
And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.
— Mira Grant
I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.
— Lois Greiman
Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.
— Carl Hiaasen
It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.
— Frankie Boyle
Werewolves? Oh please, just plain stupid. Who wants to get it on with a man ruled by his inner dog?
— Karen Marie Moning
Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.
— Jane Austen
Is it worth the effort to tell an idiot that they are profoundly stupid? Or is it just good fun to see the blank stare?
— Neil Leckman
You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record?
— Rachel Caine
Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!
— J.K. Rowling
I'm not playing! I really am stupid!
— Stuart Gibbs
You know what we call you? Bitch Spice, Burtch Spice, Slut Spice and Stupid Spice.'Thomas Mackee says this — Melina Marchetta
Like a lot of stupid people, it took a great deal to get an idea into the king's head, but once there, there was no shifting it.
— Richard Killeen
