Strip Club Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Strip Club

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Curing yourself of obsessive compulsive disorder by going to a strip club is pretty strange. — Tracy Kidder

Girl, you're a vampire. This day and age, everything you do is a felony. — Chloe Neill

It is hard to interest those who have everything in those who have nothing. — Helen Keller

Why do we 'drive' on a 'parkway' but 'park' at a 'strip club'? — Megan Amram

Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you? — Stephenie Meyer

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems! — Chris Rock

I converted a family-owned strip club into an improvisational acting theater. — Tommy Chong

We have no choice. We need the communion of souls and only here are they awake. — Dave Eggers

You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is. — Chris Hardwick

Working with Woody [Allen] is like an emotional strip club without the cash. — Cate Blanchett

sampled the tasty food until, appetites sated, — Karen Cogan

I went to high school with girls that would daydream about what strip club they wanted to work at. That's one of the sad things about Vegas. — Brandon Flowers

Love simply is where it is. My host loved Curt's host, and that love did not die when the ownership of the minds changed. — Stephenie Meyer

I'm a filmmaker and I'm proud of the movies I've made. But in the background of my life I was also very involved in the creation of the sport. — Joel Silver

I was in a strip club trying to help a ghost get laid which was challenging, but not impossible. — A.J. Locke

The British press has been unfair to me and the public has followed. — Joss Stone

Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip club. — Brad Wilkerson

f You received without paying; give without pay. — Anonymous

I found Waldo. He was in a strip club. He was hard to spot, because he'd already stripped off his red and white striped sweater and was all sweaty. — Jarod Kintz

Do you work in a strip club? — Prince Philip

Dancing in the strip club, Not the dancing, but the being naked was excruciatingly scary for me. — Mary Steenburgen

You can always spot the scientist at a strip club, because he is the only one examining the audience. — Michio Kaku

What we can't say we can't say, and we can't whistle it either. — Frank P. Ramsey

Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife. — Laura Schlessinger

I did work in a strip club, but I didn't strip. I danced, and I became very popular. — Maya Angelou

You look like a diabetic strip club owner. — Jim Norton

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl. — Marion Barry

If you stand off to the side, all mopey and such, without a date, you'll stick out like a nun at a strip club. — Brodi Ashton

Light up a spliff and hit the strip club. — Brad Wilkerson

Igor, one night drunk in a Manila strip club does not make you a Chippendale. It just makes you a little sad, — Anonymous

Before you get to the strip club, you've got to go through the skating rinks. — T.I.

It's not about you. It's about them. — Clint Eastwood